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Venting Just realized I'm balding, how do I cope with this?

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Don't know why it took me this long to realize but after shaving my head some days ago, I noticed my hairline has receded dramatically since the last time I had a proper haircut, and you want to know the funny part? None of my older siblings AND EVEN my late father had this problem, once again proving I drew the genetic shortstraw in my shitty family. So now I have to add norwooding to my long list of defects, on top of manletism, dickletism, wristletism, autism and numerous bone deformities. Fuck. My. Life :feelsohgod::reeeeee:
 
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Unless you look like Jason Statham there is no cope for things like that. Just save money for hair transplant.
 
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1) realize you're now a 0/10 to women and it's completely over

2) find a good suicide method
 
Its a slow and painful death
 
It was already over, now it is still over, nothing changed. There's your cope for today
 
Welcome to the club.

Fellow birdcel baldcel checking in.

Shave it off and look off into the abyss and get used to it.
 
Who gives a shit honestly. If you're incel, you're disgusting looking either way.
 
It's over man
 
Hairline lowering surgery is cheap
 
Get on minoxidil asap believe me
 
Better hope you have 15 grand for a transplant otherwise balding marks the end of your life, or what could have been your life.

pills will destroy your dick. No point retaining hair if you can’t fuck when the whole point of retaining hair is to be able to fuck
 
Fucking brutal. I even feel bad for him
Everytime he's shown in the media , He gets roasted. But he never tried to get a hair transplant because the people would think he's insecure. He's going to be the king of england and he has pretty wife and 2 cute kids , So i'm guessing he doesn't care
 
Forehead ok, just at sides hairline is bitten by norwood, so can hide it under long hair
 
Finasteride, but consult your dermatologist first and watch for side effects, they are rare but can be quite bad.
 

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