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RageFuel Just got interrogated by police because I bought sodium nitrite last year when I was giga-suicidal.

wereq

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For two plus hours they extracted every bit of my life history, all of my private uncomfortable shameful details. Feeling violated like I was anally raped.

I thought police only did these kinds of investigations in first world countries, but I guess they're doing them here in this shithole too because lots of young curries are roping with sodium nitrite due to failures in life.

AS A GIGASUBHUMAN GIGATRUECEL, ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PRIVACY AND PEACE, BUT EVEN THAT SEEMS TO BE TOO GOOD FOR MY CONDEMNED CURSED CURRY ASS!!!

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi:
 
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Robb97

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Just don't tell them anything
 
CopingForBrutality

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Surprised they would care in Curryland, thought they'd have better shit to do
 
glowIntheDark

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They must be afraid that u r going to go acid ER on a whore:dab::feelsdevil:
 
wantedwanter

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are you actually trying to be gone?
 
Med Amine

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why would they investigate you for something you did 1 year ago? also why would you want to off yourself with chemicals while you can get it done by just jumping from a building?
 
wantedwanter

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not now, but I was trying hard last year
the next time you wanna do it, remember that there are people who pushed you to this point and it would make more sense to take them with you.
 
wereq

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the next time you wanna do it, remember that there are people who pushed you to this point and it would make more sense to take them with you.
I don't care about taking down others.
 
wantedwanter

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I don't care about taking down others.
hmm, i do.
then, id suggest ruling out suicide altogether if you feel the need to take responsibility.
 
Shrek

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dunno

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There is a good chance you will become a vegetable after jumping off a building and not dying.

There are other ways but i don't suggest killing yourself.Better take a loan and see the world traveling like some suicidalcel did some time ago.
 
I respect women

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tell them you have a lot of sex and sex makes you wan't to kill yourself and your sex having friends
 
Transcended Trucel

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Entire planet is becoming a globohomo dystopia with every government getting more authoritarian. Privacy was always under attack but soon the scum will take it to the next level.
 
30klhlvwizard

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Entire planet is becoming a globohomo dystopia with every government getting more authoritarian. Privacy was always under attack but soon the scum will take it to the next level.
You should see how bad america is. Our government and laws are worse than china.
 
coping mentalcel

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There is a good chance you will become a vegetable after jumping off a building and not dying.
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Incedel

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Fuck Pigs, I hope they kill another nigger so we can incite more riots, I fucking hate stupid retards in blue
 
kay'

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What did u tell them? Maybe they can help with ur medical condition
 
nazianime

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I was going to say plead the 5th but it did not take place in the USA. Is this curry land? Surprising they care enough to report you to authorities.

Curry Interview

View: https://youtu.be/LuZV9kkzscg
 
NoPussyNoTaxes

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For two plus hours they extracted every bit of my life history, all of my private uncomfortable shameful details. Feeling violated like I was anally raped.

I thought police only did these kinds of investigations in first world countries, but I guess they're doing them here in this shithole too because lots of young curries are roping with sodium nitrite due to failures in life.

AS A GIGASUBHUMAN GIGATRUECEL, ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PRIVACY AND PEACE, BUT EVEN THAT SEEMS TO BE TOO GOOD FOR MY CONDEMNED CURSED CURRY ASS!!!

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi:
The same thing happened to me a month ago. I insisted that I use it for curing meat. They still took my SN, but I bought more after that.
 
The Abyss

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They don't care about your life, they just don't want you opting out of wage slavery voluntarily.
 
The Abyss

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the next time you wanna do it, remember that there are people who pushed you to this point and it would make more sense to take them with you.
Without a gun there is not a guaranteed method to make sure you don't rot in jail.
 
Iranianoldcel

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Surprised they would care in Curryland, thought they'd have better shit to do
Yeah. With that population, I'm surprised Indian government gives a shit if someone kills himself.
 
rot4u

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how did they even find out about that
 
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I think its hypocritical from the state to do this. They literally don't even care whether ugly young men die off, so why even pretend to care? Fuck those retards.
 
Transcended Trucel

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USA is bad but not worse than china/India/third world
You should see how bad america is. Our government and laws are worse than china.
at being authoritarian. I can still call Joe Biden a fucker cunt publicly without being lynched. Try calling Xi Jingping a filthy chink bastard in china, and they'll probably jail you. Possibly kill you.
 
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Normies will do anything to feel powerful
 
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Normies: "So glad you didn't go through with it!" :soy:

Also Normies: *chuckles* "We bullied that loser so badly that he almost killed himself!" :soy:

Seriously, never talk about suicide unless you want to be mocked and disparaged like a clown. :feelsclown:
 
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feds be checking all inkwells who bought it over amazon. fuark
 
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The same thing happened to me a month ago. I insisted that I use it for curing meat. They still took my SN, but I bought more after that.
cashiers will now have to do a wellness check or facial evaluation on men if it’s an irl purchase, “sorry, sir… we can’t sell this to you because you don’t meet the NT normie requirements necessary to buy.”
 
NuclearCel

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For two plus hours they extracted every bit of my life history, all of my private uncomfortable shameful details. Feeling violated like I was anally raped.

I thought police only did these kinds of investigations in first world countries, but I guess they're doing them here in this shithole too because lots of young curries are roping with sodium nitrite due to failures in life.

AS A GIGASUBHUMAN GIGATRUECEL, ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PRIVACY AND PEACE, BUT EVEN THAT SEEMS TO BE TOO GOOD FOR MY CONDEMNED CURSED CURRY ASS!!!

:feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi::fbi:
Send me pictures of your maid. :feelsseriously:
 
Izayacel

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Lying Is a good Defensive Layer in this World


Nobody Is Honest Most of the Time . Unless you want to Be taken Advantage of .
 
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