LifeFuel Just goofymaxx

[Kunt]

I have made a promise to myself that If I don't ascend in 5 years I will do something devious.
I have been a normal dressed sweet boy for a long time but just like Hawk from Cobra Kai with his malformed face I have not been happy.
I shall cut my hair in a goofy mohawk just like his and dye it. Then I will wear a cowboy hat with a beautiful school shooter-like coat.
I am gonna NPC maxx and tip my hat at random women saying "Have a good day M'lady". When asked a question I will always speak in an excited tone and only give basic answers just like an NPC. I shall spend a lot of my day just going around the city greeting people and Goofymaxxing. Goofymaxx might be the best cope.
Can this get me bitches? Maybe crackhead mentally ill ones?

 

[Tax]

When asked a question I will always speak in an excited tone and only give basic answers just like an NPC. I shall spend a lot of my day just going around the city greeting people

I’m sure if you do that for long enough, you’ll definitely get a girlfriend.

 

[Kunt]

I’m sure if you do that for long enough, you’ll definitely get a girlfriend.

I don't know If i have it in me though... I am not NT at all.

 

[Kunt]

You gonna get your dick sucked by a toothless methhead

Thank you god for telling me my future. I know you have it all written down and my pain and suffering is for teaching me a lesson.

 

[ldargoblin]

Cool, good luck.

 

[Crumb]

livestream it, ill watch

 

[depressedblackcel]

Could go viral and moneymaxx even.