Kunt
i can't go outside with this face
★★
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2022
- Posts
- 156
I have made a promise to myself that If I don't ascend in 5 years I will do something devious.
I have been a normal dressed sweet boy for a long time but just like Hawk from Cobra Kai with his malformed face I have not been happy.
I shall cut my hair in a goofy mohawk just like his and dye it. Then I will wear a cowboy hat with a beautiful school shooter-like coat.
I am gonna NPC maxx and tip my hat at random women saying "Have a good day M'lady". When asked a question I will always speak in an excited tone and only give basic answers just like an NPC. I shall spend a lot of my day just going around the city greeting people and Goofymaxxing. Goofymaxx might be the best cope.
Can this get me bitches? Maybe crackhead mentally ill ones?
I have been a normal dressed sweet boy for a long time but just like Hawk from Cobra Kai with his malformed face I have not been happy.
I shall cut my hair in a goofy mohawk just like his and dye it. Then I will wear a cowboy hat with a beautiful school shooter-like coat.
I am gonna NPC maxx and tip my hat at random women saying "Have a good day M'lady". When asked a question I will always speak in an excited tone and only give basic answers just like an NPC. I shall spend a lot of my day just going around the city greeting people and Goofymaxxing. Goofymaxx might be the best cope.
Can this get me bitches? Maybe crackhead mentally ill ones?