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Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for Sub-8 males.
 
hahahaha holy fuck and you are 38 like me.

JFLOL at me trying to fuck a girl at this point. i'll do worse than you did, for sure.
 
Well, at least you're honest. Now you can rope in peace.
 
Same sorta thing happened to me the first time I escortcelled. Here's some tips for next time:

- Condoms suck. Find a hooker that allows bareback. You'll get hard then and cum easier.

- Failing that, take some viagra or cialis. You can order this shit online.

- If you've got the money, go escortcelling in Asia. It's way better there.
 
I need to fuck a hooker. I need vegene and bobs.
 
I've been blown by backpage escorts and gotten handjobs by asian masseuses but that's it. I'm not sticking my dick in a hookers roastie flaps even with a rubber.
Felt the same way as you OP even when getting a bareback blowjob, it felt like a total waste of money, and I don't want to sound like I'm coping here but I preferred fucking my onahole.
It made me feel terrible, because I knew that even if I somehow became financially successful I could never buy what chad can get for free.
 
agreed, sex without validation is probably just like masturbating, you just feel like a loser. 
Teenagers-Kissing.jpg

being desired by a girl = all we need
 
My first experience with an escort was actually quite decent. Took me ages to get it up as well but I remember smiling like a retard for hours after.
 
MayorOfKekville said:
the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water


lol
 
j8gao said:
Post pics of hooker

Sorry don’t have any. She was very average looking - body was nice but face was like 5/10.
 
Suicel said:
Well, at least you're honest. Now you can rope in peace.
 
LMAO. Good thing knowing most guys I see everyday are just coping incels.
 
MayorOfKekville said:
Sorry don’t have any. She was very average looking - body was nice but face was like 5/10.

nigga

that's everyone's first experience

1.condom = you can't feel shit
2.deathgrip = you can't feel shit


You are right about the line - BEING WANTED IS WHAT COUNTS.

Yes, this is the truth. It's better than sex.

I bet you had better fap sessions than this shitcoaster you just described.

BEING WANTED

bEING LOVED is 

what truly counts

sex is like taking a shit essentially....

haha


itsOVER said:
Same sorta thing happened to me the first time I escortcelled. Here's some tips for next time:

- Condoms suck. Find a hooker that allows bareback. You'll get hard then and cum easier.

- Failing that, take some viagra or cialis. You can order this shit online.

- If you've got the money, go escortcelling in Asia. It's way better there.

what kind of a retard fucks hookers bareback
 
try nofap and fuck the escort again to see if it makes a difference
 
uninstall said:
nigga

that's everyone's first experience

1.condom = you can't feel shit
2.deathgrip = you can't feel shit


You are right about the line - BEING WANTED IS WHAT COUNTS.

Yes, this is the truth. It's better than sex.

I bet you had better fap sessions than this shitcoaster you just described.

BEING WANTED

bEING LOVED is 

what truly counts

sex is like taking a shit essentially....

haha



what kind of a retard fucks hookers bareback



You're talking to one of those retards.
 
I have to add: it did feel very similar to fucking a warm fleshlight. So that company isn’t lying when they say it feels like pussy.
 
Normies < Incels . Incel is involuntarily having the benefits of MGTOW.
 
This low key made me feel bad. It's like -- I thought sex was supposed to be good. Wtf
 
Normies all the time say that sex the first time doesn't feel good. Also posters are right about the topic of validation. Sex without intimacy is apparently nothing.
 
Wind said:
This low key made me feel bad. It's like -- I thought sex was supposed to be good. Wtf

Yeah, it has enhanced my crushing depression to a new level. Sex was meant to be the one thing in life that makes it all worthwhile. Turns out it sucks as well. Everything sucks, life is shit, the universe is chaos. I think I’ll rope this year.
 
MayorOfKekville said:
Yeah, it has enhanced my crushing depression to a new level. Sex was meant to be the one thing in life that makes it all worthwhile. Turns out it sucks as well. Everything sucks, life is shit, the universe is chaos. I think I’ll rope this year.

heard one of my friends with a similar experience... went all the way to japan and payed like 500 euros for supposed top tier escort. he ended up getting an older women, still hot, and got a soap massage after that sex. his reaction after: "sex ain't even shit". sex without love seems pointless....

as others here said though, maybe it will get better after a few attempts and a few tweaks, also seems you werent that physically attracted to the escort, so that might be part of it.
 
ghostcell said:
heard one of my friends with a similar experience... went all the way to japan and payed like 500 euros for supposed top tier escort. he ended up getting an older women, still hot, and got a soap massage after that sex. his reaction after: "sex ain't even shit". sex without love seems pointless....

as others here said though, maybe it will get better after a few attempts and a few tweaks, also seems you werent that physically attracted to the escort, so that might be part of it.

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i think im in love :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: 

LETS GO ASIA NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Tellem--T said:
DL29wYK.gif


i think im in love :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: 

LETS GO ASIA NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kpop stars are not allowed to date, its in their contract... they are pure waifus :(
 
MayorOfKekville said:
Yeah, it has enhanced my crushing depression to a new level. Sex was meant to be the one thing in life that makes it all worthwhile. Turns out it sucks as well. Everything sucks, life is shit, the universe is chaos. I think I’ll rope this year.

Look dude I'm telling you it was the condom. Without one feels like 10x better.
 
Im a dead grip victim too... but the foreplay and stuff was totaly worth it.

Call me cuck or w/e, but i had a blast eating the hooker and making her cum. If it wasn't so fucking expensive i'd be a daily visitor.
 
Call me voicel all you want, but I will never fuck an escort in my entire life. Ever. I don't care. It's so fucking disgusting and degrading. It's as if some people are proud to boast about that crap.
 
anincelforlifelol said:
Call me voicel all you want, but I will never fuck an escort in my entire life. Ever. I don't care. It's so fucking disgusting and degrading. It's as if some people are proud to boast about that crap.

Well, you’re not missing anything. I only did it so that I knew the feeling of sex.
 
This is why I keep telling the young'uns to start early. The fun of sex deteriorates rapidly as natural testosterone drops with age. When you are 20 and blast a huge load all over a hookers face it makes you feel like beating your chest like a cave man. Now I just dribble a little and I'm like meh.. I rather sit on the couch and watch tv


Age matters ALLOT
 
Incel801 said:
This is why I keep telling the young'uns to start early. The fun of sex deteriorates rapidly as natural testosterone drops with age.  When you are 20 and blast a huge load all over a hookers face it makes you feel like beating your chest like a cave man. Now I just dribble a little and I'm like meh.. I rather sit on the couch and watch tv


Age matters ALLOT

Take panax ginseng. You'll be busting nuts like you were 14 again. srs  ;)
 
itsOVER said:
MayorOfKekville said:
Yeah, it has enhanced my crushing depression to a new level. Sex was meant to be the one thing in life that makes it all worthwhile. Turns out it sucks as well. Everything sucks, life is shit, the universe is chaos. I think I’ll rope this year.
Look dude I'm telling you it was the condom. Without one feels like 10x better.
I think this is a cope tbh. its far more likely his deathgrip problem+his low attraction to her+his age+shes probably looser than average.

Only one hooker i've fucked felt like a "bucket of warm water" with a condom on, all of the others felt fine in fact there was this one chubby hooker who always asked me to bring a condom but never made me put it on after blowing me, and honestly I would have rather used it cause I always came fast with her.

The only downside really seems to be anal warts, which I think is gods way of punishing normies for having premarital sex, oh and money.

anyway while its nicer than masturbation, it definitely doesn't fill that "void"
 
Incel801 said:
This is why I keep telling the young'uns to start early. The fun of sex deteriorates rapidly as natural testosterone drops with age.  When you are 20 and blast a huge load all over a hookers face it makes you feel like beating your chest like a cave man. Now I just dribble a little and I'm like meh.. I rather sit on the couch and watch tv


Age matters ALLOT

what age do you think is too late?
 
You have to have sex with a girl your comfortable with. Strangers do nothing for. I need to feel that closeness with the girl.
 
You can't really compare sex with a hooker to regular sex.

Sex with a hooker is just better masturbation, because you get to grab ass and tits and look at her naked.

I imagine having a gf who likes you and does bareback is a whole different experience.
 
Find a hot one who allows no condom (I don't know why people bother with rubber'd up sex, totally pointless, you may as well go fuck a balloon). And ditch the disgusting anal.
 
MayorOfKekville said:
Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker.

Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).

I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.

She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.

I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.

Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.

So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for Sub-8 males.

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:  congrats I guess.
 
Cope, sex is heaven, you're low t
 
Yeah. You need to stop whacking so much dude. Give it up almost entirely for a month and then try another hooker.

I've had pretty lame punts with girls who's snatches were so tight i couldn't even move my cock backwards or forwards and girls so loose i could barely feel anything. I've also had my mood killed so badly i either couldn't get or keep an erection. Almost every time i get a blow job i tell the girl to be really gentle because otherwise they will make my dick numb. Some blow jobs are to "toothy" as well.

Also Condoms do kind of suck. I've never had unprotected sex but i generally use thinner condoms. Most of the time I've been lucky and seen girls who were skilled enough to give me a good time.
 
existentialhack said:
Find a hot one who allows no condom (I don't know why people bother with rubber'd up sex, totally pointless, you may as well go fuck a balloon). And ditch the disgusting anal.

I was thinking this might be the issue. Might try it without a condom at some point to see if there’s a noticeable difference. Also agreed on th anal - that was gross. It looks good in porn but is pretty horrible in reality, mostly because of the smell. I wanted to tr it because it’s like the holy grail of sex, sort of. Also because I like the idea of a woman being degraded and punished.


kodoku said:
Cope, sex is heaven, you're low t

It’s not cope ffs, I’m being honest. I really wanted to enjoy it. Yeah I’m probably low t, I’m an incel, duh.


commander_zoidberg said:
Yeah. You need to stop whacking so much dude. Give it up almost entirely for a month and then try another hooker.

I've had pretty lame punts with girls who's snatches were so tight i couldn't even move my cock backwards or forwards and girls so loose i could barely feel anything. I've also had my mood killed so badly i either couldn't get or keep an erection. Almost every time i get a blow job i tell the girl to be really gentle because otherwise they will make my dick numb. Some blow jobs are to "toothy" as well.

Also Condoms do kind of suck. I've never had unprotected sex but i generally use thinner condoms. Most of the time I've been lucky and seen girls who were skilled enough to give me a good time.

I might try this - I despise nofappers but if it gives me back some sensitivity in my dick then I might give the old escortcelling another shot - problem is whacking off for 10 minutes every morning is the highlight of my miserable pathetic existence. It’ll be tough to give up.
 
fukmylyf said:
what age do you think is too late?

Asap..Def lost it's magic by 24-25. I started seeing hookers around 21 and wish I started earlier for this reason.remember men's sexual prime is 18-19

It's still fun for me but not like it used to be
 
MayorOfKekville said:
I was thinking this might be the issue. Might try it without a condom at some point to see if there’s a noticeable difference. Also agreed on th anal - that was gross. It looks good in porn but is pretty horrible in reality, mostly because of the smell. I wanted to tr it because it’s like the holy grail of sex, sort of. Also because I like the idea of a woman being degraded and punished.

Anal's disgusting. I wouldn't even be able to deal with the asshole/vagina proximity. The only way I could see an escort is no condom (which would a recent STI test) and if they thoroughly cleaned both holes beforehand. As for anal, you need them to do an enema beforehand, that's what they do in porn. And that's no guarantee. I don't see the appeal at all myself. There are lots of other ways to degrade/punish. Find one who does bdsm. I like the idea of tying up a girl and blindfolding her. Hazardous, of course, because the girl can easily claim you did something that she didn't agree to. Hitachi torture looks good. The hitachi seems like a magical device that enables ugly guys to get hot women off.
 
Incel801 said:
Asap..Def lost it's magic by 24-25. I started seeing hookers around 21 and wish I started earlier for this reason.remember men's sexual prime is 18-19

It's still fun for me but not like it used to be

holy fuck. It's too late for me then. I'm already having dick problems. This makes me want to rope.
 
fukmylyf said:
holy fuck. It's too late for me then. I'm already having dick problems. This makes me want to rope.

Wouldn't worry too much about this. Your fun more depends on the girl and NOT USING A CONDOM than your age.

I started escortcelling at 18. It was ok but nothing mindblowing. Then I escortcelled in Thailand age 21. It was WAY better - no condom, better girls who would stay longer.

I'd say that was the best time I'd had but rest assured it's still a ton of fun at age 26. But western hookers are generally shit, save up and go to Asia.
 
Yeah I never felt anything from sex either . Half the time I buy escorts I don't even bother having sex with them because it's going to take up 30 minutes that could be better spent bonding with them.
 
itsOVER said:
Same sorta thing happened to me the first time I escortcelled. Here's some tips for next time:

- Condoms suck. Find a hooker that allows bareback. You'll get hard then and cum easier.

- Failing that, take some viagra or cialis. You can order this shit online.

- If you've got the money, go escortcelling in Asia. It's way better there.

I've heard that last bit so many times. Is it much cheaper over there or something?
 
Allday said:
I've heard that last bit so many times. Is it much cheaper over there or something?

Yes but it's not just about the cost. The whole experience is just much better.
 

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