HODL HONKLER
Santa is a pagan neckbeard fagot
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I haven't mentioned it for awhile because I don't want to brag or be a fakecel, but truth is the ugliest indian could have got sex service from the escort I saw; it is just a matter of money and location
Anyway she didn't look that big, she wasn't lean but hardly landwhale tier, but as she laid on me, it felt like nothing but a thousand tones crushing me
Secondly she was pretty NPC tier and no chemistry or interest between us.
Thirdly everything felt forced.
Fourthly I couldn't cum, the handjob felt uncomfortable, the blowjob (without protection) didn't do anything for me, and the vaginal sex was shit, I even asked her if I was inside her because I couldn't tell
It was the biggest nothing burger ever in my life
She commented how strange it was I wouldn't cum and she even laughed
Anyway she didn't look that big, she wasn't lean but hardly landwhale tier, but as she laid on me, it felt like nothing but a thousand tones crushing me
Secondly she was pretty NPC tier and no chemistry or interest between us.
Thirdly everything felt forced.
Fourthly I couldn't cum, the handjob felt uncomfortable, the blowjob (without protection) didn't do anything for me, and the vaginal sex was shit, I even asked her if I was inside her because I couldn't tell
It was the biggest nothing burger ever in my life
She commented how strange it was I wouldn't cum and she even laughed