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Iranianoldcel

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What no pussy does to a 32 year old mafucker.

I'm sick of this life. Can't do nofap either. My willpower has been destroyed.

I hate it when others are fucking 24/7 while I can't do shit

:feelsbadman::cryfeels::feelsrope:
 
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So... did you fap in the bathroom or in the front of everyone?
 
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That's fine. You're just exploring your sexuality. No one has the right to shame you for this. Slay king!
 
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To what type of porn?
 
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Iranianoldcel said:
What no pussy does to a 32 year old mafucker.
Stupid line for normies I hate this
 
Iranianoldcel

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Kevin Logan said:
So... did you fap in the bathroom or in the front of everyone?
No one was at the office so I did it. Hopefully there is no hidden camera there
ldargoblin said:
That's fine. You're just exploring your sexuality. No one has the right to shame you for this. Slay king!
Jfl
Unlucky coalition said:
To what type of porn?
The porn stat was an ex actress. She was redhead. I forgot her name.
Mentally lost cel said:
Stupid line for normies I hate this
Didn't know that
 
lifeisbullshit95

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Amateur pfff, i jerk off at work every day... i don't give a fuck anymore it's democracy.
 
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32? Fucking hell man I’m sorry:feelsrope:
 
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Did it in multiple places around my University, including stairwells and classrooms.
 
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lifeisbullshit95 said:
Amateur pfff, i jerk off at work every day... i don't give a fuck anymore it's democracy.
:worryfeels:
Broly said:
32? Fucking hell man I’m sorry:feelsrope:
It's ok bro. That's life
Lonely4Ever said:
Did it in multiple places around my University, including stairwells and classrooms.
:giga:
 
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Iranianoldcel said:
I'm sick of this life. Can't do nofap either. My willpower has been destroyed.
Same :feelsrope::cryfeels:
 
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Lonely4Ever said:
Did it in multiple places around my University, including stairwells and classrooms.
Never done that anywhere but home. :incel:
Wait. I just remembered. I did that in kindergarten. But I've done that home only since then.
 
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Kevin Logan said:
So... did you fap in the bathroom or in the front of everyone?
Yeah he just call everyone and showed his pingas
ldargoblin said:
That's fine. You're just exploring your sexuality. No one has the right to shame you for this. Slay king!
I want to discover myself.
 
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I’m gonna be you in 2033
 
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Iranianoldcel said:
:worryfeels:

It's ok bro. That's life

:giga:
There's some cum stains on the floor from a few weeks ago hehe :feelsEhh:
 
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Haven't masturbated in almost 2 weeks and i don't feel bad or thirst to do it since i removed the negative elements that were making me horny (porn,looking at foids irl,etc).
Came to the conclusion that masturbation is a waste of energy,since the pleasure that you achieve is temporary and it just makes you addicted to desire it and worship worthless fish tanks.
 
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Based and high T, mirin ngl. The only public place I've fapped at was in my high school toilet stalls.
 
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I fapped at Burger King. The urge was just too big
 
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"Just got fired, for jacking off at work".
 
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i used to love fapping at school and work. i'd take a 30min lunch then 30min fap then go back to work. always felt like my day went faster and at least i had one good thing to look forward to.

what i would do is put on my headphones while typing (everyone in the office listened to music) but instead of music it would be asmr type stuff. like girls breathing heavily or a JOI or LGs saying dirty words :feelsmusic::feelsmusic:. i'd get SUPER FUCKING ERECT then wait to see if anybody was looking. once the coast was clear i'd briskly walk to the toilet and look like i had to take a shit. then sneak into the private stall and go to town. one time a female saw me pacing to the toilet and she looked down and turned red. i knew she knew what i was about to do. it was so embarrassing. i was wearing fucking slacks and the hardest ive ever been. there was nowhere to hide that. i remember 20 minutes go by and i'm done. i go out of the toilet and she's fucking there waiting for the elevator. she slightly giggled as i passed by her to shamefully walk back to my desk.

another time...oh my god this was was eventful for me. i was super tired only had like 3 hours of sleep that night. i dont know why but i figured if i went for an afternoon fap that i would have more energy and wake up. so i sneak into the private stall and get undressed. i usually stand up and fap but today i was so tired i decided to sit and fap. so i sit and proceed to start fapping...and fapping....and fap....ing.....fap.....ing......z..zzz.z.zzzzzzzzz
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
"GET OUT OF THERE! I KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE!"
was my boss yelling (he was in charge but no actually my boss. my boss left the department so at the time there was 2 people in charge as they were looking for a replacement) at me through the door. apparently i fell asleep and was in the bathroom for 30 minutes. i was super awake now. he kept yelling at me and telling me he was going to write me up and this and that. i just stuck to my guns and said i was taking a big shit and was sick. he didn't believe it but my other boss (they were equals) believed me and I didn't get in trouble. she believed me because years prior she saw me sick and vomit at my desk and then run to the bathroom and vomit some more. i was vomitting so much blood was coming out. so she knew i get really sick sometimes and she observed how white and pale i was (which in reality i was super pale because i just fell asleep jacking off in the company stall and scared i was going to get fired because they caught me) :feelshaha:
 
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I could never fap somewhere outside my home.

It's a sacred activity, you need to do it in a relaxed and comfy environment
 
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Sennacherib said:
Haven't masturbated in almost 2 weeks and i don't feel bad or thirst to do it since i removed the negative elements that were making me horny (porn,looking at foids irl,etc).
Came to the conclusion that masturbation is a waste of energy,since the pleasure that you achieve is temporary and it just makes you addicted to desire it and worship worthless fish tanks.
Based, I'm on nofap as well :feelsokman:
 
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Pumkin said:
sneak into the private stall
I also always occupied the stall for disabled
 
Defetivecuckachu

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Heh... it scared the shit out of me, the first time I got the junk email mail that says

"I put bots on your computer... I took control of your Webcam and browser... I saw you fapping to porn... give me 5,000 U.S. rubles or I'll send my video of you fapping to your boss, and your e mail contacts, and all your social media contacts."


But then rational brain kicked in, and I remembered my work PC doesn't have a webcam so that whole e mail is an obvious lie. So I replied fuck off back to Rumania and die of AIDS slavic faggot. And then I put the original e mail in the spam blacklist.
 
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ldargoblin said:
That's fine. You're just exploring your sexuality. No one has the right to shame you for this. Slay king!
10/10 :feelskek:
 
Iranianoldcel

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Lonely4Ever said:
There's some cum stains on the floor from a few weeks ago hehe :feelsEhh:
Cum stain was there in front of my desk until the janitor came and cleaned it off
BornToLose said:
Looool
Sennacherib said:
Haven't masturbated in almost 2 weeks and i don't feel bad or thirst to do it since i removed the negative elements that were making me horny (porn,looking at foids irl,etc).
Came to the conclusion that masturbation is a waste of energy,since the pleasure that you achieve is temporary and it just makes you addicted to desire it and worship worthless fish tanks.
I think about it like that and then i get horny and forget about everything
uglysubhuman said:
Based and high T, mirin ngl. The only public place I've fapped at was in my high school toilet stalls.
Never did it in highschool since there were no girls there
Laskah said:
I fapped at Burger King. The urge was just too big
how tf did you do that? Did the people applaud you after you coomed?
Pumkin said:
i used to love fapping at school and work. i'd take a 30min lunch then 30min fap then go back to work. always felt like my day went faster and at least i had one good thing to look forward to.

what i would do is put on my headphones while typing (everyone in the office listened to music) but instead of music it would be asmr type stuff. like girls breathing heavily or a JOI or LGs saying dirty words :feelsmusic::feelsmusic:. i'd get SUPER FUCKING ERECT then wait to see if anybody was looking. once the coast was clear i'd briskly walk to the toilet and look like i had to take a shit. then sneak into the private stall and go to town. one time a female saw me pacing to the toilet and she looked down and turned red. i knew she knew what i was about to do. it was so embarrassing. i was wearing fucking slacks and the hardest ive ever been. there was nowhere to hide that. i remember 20 minutes go by and i'm done. i go out of the toilet and she's fucking there waiting for the elevator. she slightly giggled as i passed by her to shamefully walk back to my desk.

another time...oh my god this was was eventful for me. i was super tired only had like 3 hours of sleep that night. i dont know why but i figured if i went for an afternoon fap that i would have more energy and wake up. so i sneak into the private stall and get undressed. i usually stand up and fap but today i was so tired i decided to sit and fap. so i sit and proceed to start fapping...and fapping....and fap....ing.....fap.....ing......z..zzz.z.zzzzzzzzz
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
"GET OUT OF THERE! I KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE!"
was my boss yelling (he was in charge but no actually my boss. my boss left the department so at the time there was 2 people in charge as they were looking for a replacement) at me through the door. apparently i fell asleep and was in the bathroom for 30 minutes. i was super awake now. he kept yelling at me and telling me he was going to write me up and this and that. i just stuck to my guns and said i was taking a big shit and was sick. he didn't believe it but my other boss (they were equals) believed me and I didn't get in trouble. she believed me because years prior she saw me sick and vomit at my desk and then run to the bathroom and vomit some more. i was vomitting so much blood was coming out. so she knew i get really sick sometimes and she observed how white and pale i was (which in reality i was super pale because i just fell asleep jacking off in the company stall and scared i was going to get fired because they caught me) :feelshaha:
Dammit brother. You're one horny dude. I feel bad about people like us . We fap while chad fucks his boss like johnny sins
Defetivecuckachu said:
Heh... it scared the shit out of me, the first time I got the junk email mail that says

"I put bots on your computer... I took control of your Webcam and browser... I saw you fapping to porn... give me 5,000 U.S. rubles or I'll send my video of you fapping to your boss, and your e mail contacts, and all your social media contacts."


But then rational brain kicked in, and I remembered my work PC doesn't have a webcam so that whole e mail is an obvious lie. So I replied fuck off back to Rumania and die of AIDS slavic faggot. And then I put the original e mail in the spam blacklist.
lmfao :feelskek:
 
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Iranianoldcel said:
how tf did you do that? Did the people applaud you after you coomed?
I was in the toilet kek. And I was the only one in the store. :feelshaha:
 
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Probably techincally fapped at work because i was in a sleeper truck, but felt pretty degenerate afterward. Atleast its not clopping on the job. Lately been trying to get on no fap even if its cope because ive gotten way too carried away over the last few years.
 
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Sometimes I go to a secluded part of the forest and if I'm sure there's nobody around I fap then and there. Feels fucking amazing to coom with the wind rustling the leaves, the birds chirping, surrounded by trees, ferns and bushes.
 
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what's your job?
 
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i was scratching my leg and my boss thought i was jerking off.
just fcking laught at my suspiciousness whereever i go
believe me i either am the devil or people think i am
everyone cant be wrong
 
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Doing it in unconventional places feels empowering
 
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Iranianoldcel said:
shitty desk job at the office. Administrative job
What job exactly?
Are you treated like shit at your job?
I've recently started working and it's absolute hell. They treat me like shit. I never imagined work being so horrible. It's way worse than sarbazi.
 
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