Cope Just bought my first fleshlight

[Mammamya]

After multiple decades of using my hand everyday as a cope to keep my head clear of ER thoughts, i finally decided to order a fleshlight

I have nothing to spend money on anyway so i bought a nice one, FLG Dopamine with lube and cleaner for a total of 115€, should arrive in 4 days

A nice gift to contrast with a Christmas that i'll spend drinking alone once again

I don't feel angry, like Houellebecq said "Some people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and loneliness". That's life

 

[Icarus]

Based

Update us when it arrives, I've been curious about getting one as well.

I've heard they have a faye reagan fleshlight

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

I want a doll one day

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

 

[Caichan]

Get water based lube

 

[Mammamya]

Based

Update us when it arrives, I've been curious about getting one as well.

I've heard they have a faye reagan fleshlight

This website will be the first informed, not like i have any other person with whom i'll be willing to share this information

 

[Mammamya]

I want a doll one day

Too expensive, if i have this kind of money i prefer to escortmaxx

 

[Mammamya]

Get water based lube

I did. I did my research

 

[Icarus]

This website will be the first informed, not like i have any other person with whom i'll be willing to share this information

 

[TooSomething]

After multiple decades of using my hand everyday as a cope to keep my head clear of ER thoughts, i finally decided to order a fleshlight

I have nothing to spend money on anyway so i bought a nice one, FLG Dopamine with lube and cleaner for a total of 115€, should arrive in 4 days

A nice gift to contrast with a Christmas that i'll spend drinking alone once again

I don't feel angry, like Houellebecq said "Some people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and loneliness". That's life

What if it's a returned (used) fleshlight though?

What if a factory worker has used it before sealing it?

You would never know.

Main reason why I can't buy that shit. I am THIS paranoid.

I wouldn't stick my unprotected in a random foid either, so why would I do it with a sex toy?

 

[xxectrapieces]

I have a doll.

 

[ItsOverMan]

After multiple decades of using my hand everyday as a cope to keep my head clear of ER thoughts, i finally decided to order a fleshlight

I have nothing to spend money on anyway so i bought a nice one, FLG Dopamine with lube and cleaner for a total of 115€, should arrive in 4 days

A nice gift to contrast with a Christmas that i'll spend drinking alone once again

I don't feel angry, like Houellebecq said "Some people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and loneliness". That's life

The fleshlight model name is Dopamine?

 

[ItsOverMan]

I bought some Astroglide lube (a woman had to unlock the case at the store and hand it to me) but my libido is so low I've only used it a couple times. Almost a full tube sitting on my shelf, waste of money.

 

[Mammamya]

What if it's a returned (used) fleshlight though?

What if a factory worker has used it before sealing it?

You would never know.

Main reason why I can't buy that shit. I am THIS paranoid.

I wouldn't stick my unprotected in a random foid either, so why would I do it with a sex toy?

If i die i die

 

[Mammamya]

The fleshlight model name is Dopamine?

Vanna Bardot Dopamine yeah

 

[Mammamya]

I bought some Astroglide lube (a woman had to unlock the case at the store and hand it to me) but my libido is so low I've only used it a couple times. Almost a full tube sitting on my shelf, waste of money.

I masturbate almost every day so i'm sure i'll get my money back, that's kind of like buying a good mattress or a good PC

 

[Mammamya]

Based

Update us when it arrives, I've been curious about getting one as well.

I've heard they have a faye reagan fleshlight

Just got it, the delivery was late

I thought it would be a normal masturbation ++ but in reality it was really different than doing it with your hand

It requires quite a bit of setup between warming it up and lubing it to get ready, i guess it's faster with experience
But having some time to think before really masturbating is pretty exciting in itself
Something strange i noticied and that i can't quite put into words (especially english ones) is that it feels more intense than using your hand, but at the same time i lasted longer. Probably a consequence of the 15+ years i spent deathgripping my cock until now
Ejaculating also felt really nice, cumming into something felt less pathetic than having your own cum flowing through your hand, it makes you feel powerful in a sense

Cleaning is easy but i still don't know how many hours it needs to fully dry

I feel like using a fleshlight made me reconsider masturbating like i usually did. Masturbating when you're too excited to have clear thoughts is healthy and necessary, but i also masturbated when i was simply bored just to feel something and not think for some time
With a fleshlight i feel like i would be wasting my pleasure having a weak masturbating session with my hand instead of doing something else and then taking the time an other day to have a proper dedicated masturbation

Overall it's really nice and i don't regret spending 100+€ on it. As a prude virgin i thought using toys would be taking one step closer to sexual degeneracy, but now i think it's healthier than using your hand as using it trivializes the act

 

[ULTRAMAN]

I ended up throwing it in the trash.

 

[Kshatriya]

Would my parents find It weird if I bought one?

 

[ColderManTruce]

I'll have to get one

 

[The New York Times]

Based

Update us when it arrives, I've been curious about getting one as well.

I've heard they have a faye reagan fleshlight

 

[Mammamya]

Would my parents find It weird if I bought one?

Probably, + it's not really stealthy

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

I had a fleshlight when I was 19

it's not that good tbh. broke pretty fucking fast too

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

Vanna Bardot Dopamine yeah

damn nigga that bitch is nasty

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

Ejaculating also felt really nice, cumming into something felt less pathetic than having your own cum flowing through your hand, it makes you feel powerful in a sense

idk I just coom into the sink, easiest cleanup. of course, krempi of untouched CUTIE is ideal

Cleaning is easy but i still don't know how many hours it needs to fully dry

it'll start smelling real bad in a while

With a fleshlight i feel like i would be wasting my pleasure having a weak masturbating session with my hand instead of doing something else and then taking the time an other day to have a proper dedicated masturbation

yeah I've considered this. still, I like my goon a day, keeps things smooth you know