Bulbasaur
Get in my pokéball, baby!
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YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIED?
GOOD.
YOU GOT CANCER?
GOOD.
YOU ARE HOMELESS?
GOOD.
ATTACK MONADAYS. WAKE UP AT 3 AM AND EAT 2 BANANA PEELS AND DO 700 PUSHUPS, THEN TAKE 14 COLD SHOWERS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK. BE A REAL MAN.
YOU FEEL TERRIBLE AND IT'S ALL USELESS?
GOOD.





