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Jordan Barrett gets SHIT ON by a 15 year old

Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
I’m not coping, I have no problem admitting if a certain guy is goodlooking but Jordan Barrett is fucking repulsive.
Keep on sucking him off.
Jordan Barrett is the antithesis of what you look like so you EXTREMELY desperately want him to be repulsive even though he's a top model and numerous dating websites and tinder experiments have been done with his pictures and each and every time it gets tons of likes/messages/matches. Attractive compact midfaced men fill you up with RAGE and you cope with this EXTREME RAGE by telling yourself these guys are actually "repulsive" while ignoring all logic, common sense and evidence to the contrary.
He looks repulsive and I wouldn’t want to be him. I’m not ugly (not anymore) so I don’t get filled with rage as much as I used to.

How about we do this, I can ask a fairly attractive 15 year old femoid and ask her if she thinks if Jordan Barrett is attractive. I can send you her pic on discord and i’ll post the Snapchat convo screenshots on here. And then i’ll send her a pic of another guy who’s ACTUALLY attractive (prime Leonardo DiCaprio for example) and we’ll see the difference in her responses, deal?

You’te delusional for thinking that Barrett is even slightly conventionally attractive, he’s REPULSIVE and would be laughed at in real life situations.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Jordan Barrett is the antithesis of what you look like so you EXTREMELY desperately want him to be repulsive even though he's a top model and numerous dating websites and tinder experiments have been done with his pictures and each and every time it gets tons of likes/messages/matches.  Attractive compact midfaced men fill you up with RAGE and you cope with this EXTREME RAGE by telling yourself these guys are actually "repulsive" while ignoring all logic, common sense and evidence to the contrary.

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absolutely brutal, especially coming from a mod, much needed

you might be doing 25-life for murdering octopus


Octopusgun2 said:
He looks repulsive and I wouldn’t want to be him. I’m not ugly (not anymore) so I don’t get filled with rage as much as I used to.

How about we do this, I can ask a fairly attractive 15 year old femoid and ask her if she thinks if Jordan Barrett is attractive. I can send you her pic on discord and i’ll post the Snapchat convo screenshots on here. And then i’ll send her a pic of another guy who’s ACTUALLY attractive (prime Leonardo DiCaprio for example) and we’ll see the difference in her responses, deal?

You’te delusional for thinking that Barrett is even slightly conventionally attractive, he’s REPULSIVE and would be laughed at in real life situations.

I’m not ugly (not anymore)

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where are your medications kid? you need close to 50k and years worth of surgery to even LOOK HUMAN
 
Machiavelli said:
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Jordan Barrett is the antithesis of what you look like so you EXTREMELY desperately want him to be repulsive even though he's a top model and numerous dating websites and tinder experiments have been done with his pictures and each and every time it gets tons of likes/messages/matches. Attractive compact midfaced men fill you up with RAGE and you cope with this EXTREME RAGE by telling yourself these guys are actually "repulsive" while ignoring all logic, common sense and evidence to the contrary.
dhMeAzK.gif

absolutely brutal, especially coming from a mod, much needed
you might be doing 25-life for murdering octopus


Octopusgun2 said:
He looks repulsive and I wouldn’t want to be him. I’m not ugly (not anymore) so I don’t get filled with rage as much as I used to.
How about we do this, I can ask a fairly attractive 15 year old femoid and ask her if she thinks if Jordan Barrett is attractive. I can send you her pic on discord and i’ll post the Snapchat convo screenshots on here. And then i’ll send her a pic of another guy who’s ACTUALLY attractive (prime Leonardo DiCaprio for example) and we’ll see the difference in her responses, deal?
You’te delusional for thinking that Barrett is even slightly conventionally attractive, he’s REPULSIVE and would be laughed at in real life situations.
I’m not ugly (not anymore)
fpuPywO_d.jpg

giphy.gif

where are your medications kid? you need close to 50k and years worth of surgery to even LOOK HUMAN


You’re using a pic of before when I had a rhinoplasty. But keep on sucking Jordan’s dick.


Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
I’m not coping, I have no problem admitting if a certain guy is goodlooking but Jordan Barrett is fucking repulsive.
Keep on sucking him off.
Jordan Barrett is the antithesis of what you look like so you EXTREMELY desperately want him to be repulsive even though he's a top model and numerous dating websites and tinder experiments have been done with his pictures and each and every time it gets tons of likes/messages/matches. Attractive compact midfaced men fill you up with RAGE and you cope with this EXTREME RAGE by telling yourself these guys are actually "repulsive" while ignoring all logic, common sense and evidence to the contrary.
I’m 100% sure that Jordan’s tinder experiment you’re talking about doesn’t exist, as he’d probably flop in matches. If so, then link me to it.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
another guy who’s ACTUALLY attractive (prime Leonardo DiCaprio for example)

Obviously agree with you on prime Dicaprio being 10/10....but the fact that you admit he's extremely attractive makes me wonder why you think jordan barrett is "repulsive"

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Both have:

1) Similar coloring
2) Compact midfaces
3) Small noses
4) Pretty boy looks
5) Similar facial ratios

I'm really curious, what "repulsive" features does Barrett have that prime Dicaprio didn't? What attractive features did prime Dicaprio have that Barrett lacks? I want to hear you out, but be as specific as you can.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
another guy who’s ACTUALLY attractive (prime Leonardo DiCaprio for example)
Obviously agree with you on prime Dicaprio being 10/10....but the fact that you admit he's extremely attractive makes me wonder why you think jordan barrett is "repulsive"
Leonardo-DiCaprio-Titanic.jpg

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Both have:
1) Similar coloring
2) Compact midfaces
3) Small noses
4) Pretty boy looks
5) Similar facial ratios
I'm really curious, what "repulsive" features does Barrett have that prime Dicaprio didn't? What attractive features did prime Dicaprio have that Barrett lacks? I want to hear you out, but be as specific as you can.
I can’t be specific, it’s just that his face looks like an androgynous Gay alien’s. It looks like it was overloaded with fillers, it simply looks surreal.

He may have every ideal feature there is, but he still looks weird. What do you say we ask the femoid? Or wait...Yeah, you don’t want me to do that because you know the results will be total repulsiveness from the femoids by Jordan Barrett.

I can even send that extremely cherry picked, touched-up pic you posted.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
He may have every ideal feature there is, but he still looks weird. What do you say we ask the femoid? Or wait...Yeah, you don’t want me to do that because you know the results will be total repulsiveness from the femoids by Jordan Barrett.

I'd be willing to do this experiment as long as the women were provably randomly selected and unknown to either of us before asking them. Likewise we could get an agreed upon third party on this forum that is neutral enough not to fudge the results to ask a number of women he knows what she thinks about him compared to other men.
 
wtf are you talking to 15 year olds
 
low iq thread
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
He may have every ideal feature there is, but he still looks weird. What do you say we ask the femoid? Or wait...Yeah, you don’t want me to do that because you know the results will be total repulsiveness from the femoids by Jordan Barrett.
I'd be willing to do this experiment as long as the women were provably randomly selected and unknown to either of us before asking them. Likewise we could get an agreed upon third party on this forum that is neutral enough not to fudge the results to ask a number of women he knows what she thinks about him compared to other men.
What difference does it make if the femoid is known to me or not? I can screen record the conversation to see that there’s no bias and i’m not telling her to be on my side. You’re seriously just moving the goalpost now.

I even know a 15 year old femoid who follows lots of pretty boys including Manu Rios and she’s borderline obsessed with pretty boys in general. I can ask about her opinion on Jordan and you’d see that she’d be repulsed by him.
 
Machiavelli said:
I have never caged this hard in my life time.

The man is 6'2 with a deep australian accent. He's been described as intimidating by people who have seen him IRL.

This is what Jordan thinks when he sees this thread

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Thats him kissing Barbara Palvin, oh he fucks her on the regular by the way

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Why would he give a shit that some ugly incel's sister said he was ugly when he fucks super models like these 2 (pictured below) on the regular?

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How will dorito nose poster Octopus Gun cope now?


@"Cynistic" @Kointo"



At the end of the day he is still a 6/10. And yes he mogs us to oblivion but that doesn't change his rating. Jfl.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Machiavelli said:
I have never caged this hard in my life time.
The man is 6'2 with a deep australian accent. He's been described as intimidating by people who have seen him IRL.
This is what Jordan thinks when he sees this thread
3831D58500000578-3783829-image-m-23_1473582338760.jpg

Thats him kissing Barbara Palvin, oh he fucks her on the regular by the way
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25C83A8E00000578-2967803-image-a-34_1424828315197.jpg

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Why would he give a shit that some ugly incel's sister said he was ugly when he fucks super models like these 2 (pictured below) on the regular?
WVIDWzEW_400x400.jpg

Megan-Blake-Irwin-in-Black-Bikini-2017--42.jpg

How will dorito nose poster Octopus Gun cope now?


@"Cynistic" @Kointo"


At the end of the day he is still a 6/10. And yes he mogs us to oblivion but that doesn't change his rating. Jfl.


I think he looks repulsive.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Machiavelli said:
I have never caged this hard in my life time.
The man is 6'2 with a deep australian accent. He's been described as intimidating by people who have seen him IRL.
This is what Jordan thinks when he sees this thread
3831D58500000578-3783829-image-m-23_1473582338760.jpg

Thats him kissing Barbara Palvin, oh he fucks her on the regular by the way
3A13CC4500000578-3909864-image-a-22_1478429399752.jpg

25C83A8E00000578-2967803-image-a-34_1424828315197.jpg

33B34C4700000578-0-image-a-31_1462075763514.jpg

3E9D7F6700000578-4348416-image-m-82_1490438628489.jpg

http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F10%2F11%2F3A3B6BC800000578-0-image-a-26_1478777760277.jpg

35140EA300000578-3632676-image-m-186_1465456200337.jpg

33B34C4200000578-0-image-a-32_1462075767943.jpg

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Why would he give a shit that some ugly incel's sister said he was ugly when he fucks super models like these 2 (pictured below) on the regular?
WVIDWzEW_400x400.jpg

Megan-Blake-Irwin-in-Black-Bikini-2017--42.jpg

How will dorito nose poster Octopus Gun cope now?


@"Cynistic" @Kointo"


At the end of the day he is still a 6/10. And yes he mogs us to oblivion but that doesn't change his rating. Jfl.


I think he looks repulsive.



He looks like a lesbian alien, but he mogs me ofc(since im a subhuman).
 
Octopusgun2 said:
I think he looks repulsive.

He looks like a lizard, yeah I can see why you think he's repulsive, no idea why the guys on here have their panties in a bunch, they should take their lizard worshipping asses back to Lookism.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Octopusgun2 said:
I think he looks repulsive.
He looks like a lizard, yeah I can see why you think he's repulsive, no idea why the guys on here have their panties in a bunch, they should take their lizard worshipping asses back to Lookism.
Exactly. He looks like an androgynous alien. In real life situations, he’d get ignored and laughed at. Generic handsome guys like Miroslav Cech or David Gandy would slay far more than him.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
What difference does it make if the femoid is known to me or not? I can screen record the conversation to see that there’s no bias and i’m not telling her to be on my side.

It matters because you could very easily coach "her" on what to say before hand.

That's why the experiment should involve girls neither of us know. That's why I think getting a third party from this forum that we can both agree to would be best.

If you don't agree to my COMPLETELY NEUTRAL terms and will only accept an "experiment" where you ask a girl you personally know...then it's pretty obvious you just want to stack the deck. It would be like a trial where the defendant demands a jury entirely composed of direct family and close friends. Only a fool would agree to such terms.
 
@“Sergeantincel” but you won’t remove this thread and give him a warning? 

Hypocrisy at it finest.
 
I have similar face ratios, iam an overcel. tbh
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
What difference does it make if the femoid is known to me or not? I can screen record the conversation to see that there’s no bias and i’m not telling her to be on my side.
It matters because you could very easily coach "her" on what to say before hand.
That's why the experiment should involve girls neither of us know. That's why I think getting a third party from this forum that we can both agree to would be best.
If you don't agree to my COMPLETELY NEUTRAL terms and will only accept an "experiment" where you ask a girl you personally know...then it's pretty obvious you just want to stack the deck. It would be like a trial where the defendant demands a jury entirely composed of direct family and close friends. Only a fool would agree to such terms.
Well, sure. I’ll post a pic to Lipstickalley and we’ll see.


Machiavelli said:
@“Sergeantincel” but you won’t remove this thread and give him a warning?
Hypocrisy at it finest.
Mods are doing a good job banning Chad-worshippers like you. Why don’t you just go ahead and suck Jordan’s dick? You’re literally known for being Jordan’s whiteknight.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Well, sure. I’ll post a pic to Lipstickalley and we’ll see.

Nah, I want a third party to do this. You could just PM users asking them what to reply with.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Well, sure. I’ll post a pic to Lipstickalley and we’ll see.
Nah, I want a third party to do this. You could just PM users asking them what to reply with.
You’re over-analyzing this. Lipstick alley is a female-exclusive forum who has a whole subforum for “smash or pass” threads. There’s no way I can message every user there is on that forum and tell them to coach for me...Just stop.
 
Just lol @ your existence if you worship this lizard looking ass. Can't imagine how much a truecel you must be.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Just lol @ your existence if you worship this lizard looking ass. Can't imagine how much a truecel you must be.
Apparently, @Machiavelli said that he isn’t an Incel at all. Despite being an extreme Jordan Barrett lover + having 2k+ post count on Lookism.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
You’re over-analyzing this. Lipstick alley is a female-exclusive forum who has a whole subforum for “smash or pass” threads. There’s no way I can message every user there is on that forum and tell them to coach for me...Just stop.

Why are you so against using a third party...hmm? That's very strange.

Also why are you so hellbent on trying to convince a forum full of kissless virgins that a top model who's pictures always get loads of messages/matches on dating websites and tinder is actually somehow repulsive?
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
You’re over-analyzing this. Lipstick alley is a female-exclusive forum who has a whole subforum for “smash or pass” threads. There’s no way I can message every user there is on that forum and tell them to coach for me...Just stop.
Why are you so against using a third party...hmm? That's very strange.
Also why are you so hellbent on trying to convince a forum full of kissless virgins that a top model who's pictures always get loads of messages/matches on dating websites and tinder is actually somehow repulsive?
You still didn’t link me. And I’m not avoiding a third party, I was just suggesting one. If you have any idea on how to get a third party group of femoids then sure.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Apparently, @Machiavelli said that he isn’t an Incel at all. Despite being an extreme Jordan Barrett lover + having 2k+ post count on Lookism.

Must be one hell of a mentalcel to waste your time on a shit forum worshipping an even shittier lizard model.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
You still didn’t link me. And I’m not avoiding a third party, I was just suggesting one. If you have any idea on how to get a third party group of femoids then sure.

By a third party, i mean someone else on this website that we can both agree on. Get them to ask some women and post the results.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
Octopusgun2 said:
You still didn’t link me. And I’m not avoiding a third party, I was just suggesting one. If you have any idea on how to get a third party group of femoids then sure.
By a third party, i mean someone else on this website that we can both agree on. Get them to ask some women and post the results.
Okay, i’ll try that.
 
This arguement is idiotic. No sane person can deny that a guy that won model of the year award is not conventionaly attractive.
You can say he is not your type, and you are attracted to other giga-chad.
some wants some Jordan Barrett seman, some want want to give a blowjob to prime Gandy, others want to play 50 shades of gay with Lachowski.
There is enough giga chad for everybody.

I personaly prefer women though.
 

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