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hehe xd

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im so deprived of oxytoxin and basic human contact i restort into a weekly asmr sesh, i do my best to not view femoids and give them my precious shekels, i only listen to male no talking asmr
 
I also enjoy some asmr but I get huge oxytocin boosts from cuddling my dog
 
Facade said:
I also enjoy some asmr but I get huge oxytocin boosts from cuddling my dog

jfl my ethnic parents didnt want animals in the house and turned me from an animal freak into a sadist who enjoys turturing (mainly choking) dogs jfl at my life
 
hehe xd said:
jfl my ethnic parents didnt want animals in the house and turned me from an animal freak into a sadist who enjoys turturing (mainly choking) dogs jfl at my life

I suppose you release the hate that you have at yourself or your parents at dogs. Listen. animals are lifesavers for lonely people and the love for them is still in you.

You can't imagine how good it feels when your loyal companion sleeps next to you.Knowing that at least someone cares about you.

She licked at my face and tried to cheer me up when I was crying
 
Facade said:
I suppose you release the hate that you have at yourself or your parents at dogs. Listen animals are lifesavers for lonely people and the love for them is still in you.

You can't imagine how good it feels when your loyal companion sleeps next to you.

lol i hate the fact i wasnt aborted i didnt choose this life ive worked for thousands of hours in my life for no reason and i have to cope with being extremely giggly and happy and funny around people so i dont accidently seriously injure a person and get myself in trouble

im talking about street dogs anyways, my view of animals is ruined sadly i even got a boner once from accidently killing fish cuz i dropped soap in the fish tank
 
hehe xd said:
lol i hate the fact i wasnt aborted i didnt choose this life ive worked for thousands of hours in my life for no reason and i have to cope with being extremely giggly and happy and funny around people so i dont accidently seriously injure a person and get myself in trouble

im talking about street dogs anyways, my view of animals is ruined sadly i even got a boner once from accidently killing fish cuz i dropped soap in the fish tank

Wow I guess you are fucked then.

I can at least enjoy some aspects of life
 
Facade said:
I suppose you release the hate that you have at yourself or your parents at dogs. Listen. animals are lifesavers for lonely people and the love for them is still in you.

You can't imagine how good it feels when your loyal companion sleeps next to you.Knowing that at least someone cares about you.

She licked at my face and tried to cheer me up when I was crying
Aww
 
Facade said:
Wow I guess you are fucked then.

I can at least enjoy some aspects of life

my fantasy is making my oneitis a sex slave for as long as possible them self nekkin

sadly im too calculated when it comes to not causing trouble due to growing with ethnik trouble i always triple check stuff that could do me wrong later so ill just retire into bluepilled wagging semi neetism


Facade said:
I suppose you release the hate that you have at yourself or your parents at dogs. Listen. animals are lifesavers for lonely people and the love for them is still in you.

You can't imagine how good it feels when your loyal companion sleeps next to you.Knowing that at least someone cares about you.

She licked at my face and tried to cheer me up when I was crying

shes prob sodium deficient and smelled the salt in ur tears
 
hehe xd said:
my fantasy is making my oneitis a sex slave for as long as possible them self nekkin

sadly im too calculated when it comes to not causing trouble due to growing with ethnik trouble i always triple check stuff that could do me wrong later so ill just retire into bluepilled wagging semi neetism



shes prob sodium deficient and smelled the salt in ur tears



My dog gets really expensive food so I doubt that. Dogs are pretty good at detecting emotions if they know you well.

I bet your entire childhood was a shitfest or you're Larping but what would be the point of that.
 
Facade said:
My dog gets really expensive food so I doubt that. Dogs are pretty good at detecting emotions if they know you well.

I bet your entire childhood was a shitfest or you're Larping but what would be the point of that.

lol what is childhood is that a westren thing i had my first emotional trauma at the age of like 8 or 9 and only remembered those repressed memories when i got really high and i got flashbacks and realized why i felt like losing control and blacking out in my dreams it was a reference to how i blacked out to avoid mental dmg during the trauma

anyways dogs die in 10~ years so u better start saving up for a new doggo
 
hehe xd said:
lol what is childhood is that a westren thing i had my first emotional trauma at the age of like 8 or 9 and only remembered those repressed memories when i got really high and i got flashbacks and realized why i felt like losing control and blacking out in my dreams it was a reference to how i blacked out to avoid mental dmg during the trauma

anyways dogs die in 10~ years so u better start saving up for a new doggo

I'll be depressed as fuck when she dies but her "breed" gets usually quite old and she is in good health. She is also not that old so I will still have time to nake memories

She will be probably my first and last dog."Saving up" No she is not an object and gentically unique. I can't recreate it
 
Facade said:
I'll be depressed as fuck when she dies but her "breed" gets usually quite old and she is in good health. She is also not that old so I will still have time to nake memories

She will be probably my first and last dog."Saving up" No she is not an object and gentically unique. I can't recreate it

eh been there done that just get a new dog they are very low iq animals just be nice to them as much as u can physically afford and they will feel the same theres a reason why literally all dog owners say the same things about their dogs behaviours lol those animals were inbred to be extremely low IQ/T to be a living toy for humans
 
hehe xd said:
eh been there done that just get a new dog they are very low iq animals just be nice to them as much as u can physically afford and they will feel the same theres a reason why literally all dog owners say the same things about their dogs behaviours lol those animals were inbred to be extremely low IQ/T to be a living toy for humans

I already had too much emotional connections with her during my most important years.(She is also a random combination and not from a breeder) I am usually a shut in when it comes to that so there is nothing I could do about it. Forming new connections is impossible for me

You can tell I am a fragile dude when it comes to certain things
 
Facade said:
I already had too much emotional connections with her during my most important years.(She is also a random combination and not from a breeder) I am usually a shut in when it comes to that so there is nothing I could do about it. Forming new connections is impossible for me

You can tell I am a fragile dude when it comes to certain things

sorry for being rude boyo were all brothers here praise adoshem hakadosh
 
hehe xd said:
sorry for being rude boyo were all brothers here praise adoshem hakadosh

I have a pretty thick skin on internet forums but I meant irl
 
Facade said:
I have a pretty thick skin on internet forums but I meant irl

must be anxious knowing ur pupper will die way before u even get old
 
אתה מנסה לגרום לו לבכות או משהו?

Amsr does not work for me.
Thank god for XANAX.
 
Testiclechincel said:
אתה מנסה לגרום לו לבכות או משהו?

Amsr does not work for me.
Thank god for XANAX.

stam סויBOי masriah LOW T
 
hehe xd said:
must be anxious knowing ur pupper will die way before u even get old

Yeah it's shitty but suffering is a constant part of life. It doesn't really matter what you do. You'll suffer at some point. 

Some possible outcomes

LDAR = Days are getting boring and empty
Relationship = You will get cucked or you seperated and even most long term marriages get boring
Inceldom = You already know it
Parents = Conflict and guilt for not achieving too much, shitty parents,Parents are getting sick etc
Job = Either too much stress or not being appreciated.(Or paid)
And even people who love things experience suffering through death or illnesses
 
hehe xd said:
stam סויBOי masriah LOW T

הוא בטח בוכה עכשיו בשירותים כמו ילדה עם קוקיות

Xanax does not affect your T levels.
 
Testiclechincel said:
הוא בטח בוכה עכשיו בשירותים כמו ילדה עם קוקיות

Xanax does not affect your T levels.

will xanny make me mumble like a rapper
 
hehe xd said:
will xanny make me mumble like a rapper

Xanax will give you a rush similiar to the one you get from masterbaiting in front of people.
 
Testiclechincel said:
Xanax will give you a rush similiar to the one you get from masterbaiting in front of people.

how i get
 
hehe xd said:
how i get

by masterbaiting infront of a psychiatrist. you kill 2 birds with one cumshot.
 
Testiclechincel said:
Xanax will give you a rush similiar to the one you get from masterbaiting in front of people.

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]>masterbaiting[/font]
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]>masterbaiting[/font]

anti semitic filth

@jewsel
 
hehe xd said:
anti semitic filth

@jewsel

Shut it down Shlomo. the guyim knows.
It's like anotha Shoa, please remmember the 6 gorilion.
 
hehe xd said:
lol what is childhood is that a westren thing i had my first emotional trauma at the age of like 8 or 9 and only remembered those repressed memories when i got really high and i got flashbacks and realized why i felt like losing control and blacking out in my dreams it was a reference to how i blacked out to avoid mental dmg during the trauma

anyways dogs die in 10~ years so u better start saving up for a new doggo

jesus fuck I knew 3rd world ppl live in hell. Everyone saying "3rd world ppl are so happy cause simple lifeee ::):):)" just LMFAO. They live in hell.
 
BlaKdaGGeRz said:
jesus fuck I knew 3rd world ppl live in hell. Everyone saying "3rd world ppl are so happy cause simple lifeee ::):):)" just LMFAO. They live in hell.

lol why u think this is hell?

btw im from a 1st world country 

normies in 3rd world are def having easier stress free lives (their moids at least)
 
I hate all asmr. Don't get why people like it so much.
 

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