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SrutalBeggs

SrutalBeggs

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Hi guys I am learning it just for fun. I don't ever plan on visiting the country or actually speaking it, I just want to learn to read.

I already know quite a bit (not much tho), but I'll probably put my Japanese learning journey here just to motivate me ig

if there's any japcel or weebs who are fluent are willing to help me in my journey, please feel free to do so

I'm not too sure what to put here tho hmm...

I guess I could attempt to translate hentai manga or some shit, and I'll try to memorize new vocabulary I haven't learnt yet. The main issue I have is grammar, and reading kanji
 
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I want to learn soon too. Dont have the motivation outside translating eroges and other hentai games. But i can just use an auto translator
 
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ok let's start...

so let's start small, this doujin is just 2 pages, the other page doesn't have words so I just did this page

Text bubble 1:
こ、これはハグではなく... その...
(ko, kore wa hagu dewa naku... sono)
This- this is not a hug...um...

simple enough

Text bubble 2:
??による????です...
Can't read kanji pill is brutal

Let's search it...
接触 (せっしょく/sesshoku) contact
状態確認 (じょうたい かくにん/joutai kakunin) status check

Have no idea what による is...let's see:
による is a very common Japanese pattern meaning “by / due to / through / based on.”

ok so this is
接触 による 状態確認 です
sesshoku niyoru joutai kakunin desu

So I guess this means
"It's a contact based status check"

Welp...lesson 1 over. Will try again tomorrow. I guess I got unlucky with a doujin with more advanced vocabulary

Vocab learnt:
KanjiPronunciationMeaning
接触せっしょくcontact (touch)
状態じょうたいstatus/situation/condition
確認かくにんcheck
によるbased on/due to
 
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Gonna learn japanese so i can be a rice farmer in yamaguchi and leave the west behind me
 
I would like to learn it too but I have no motivation to do so :feelsbadman:
 
canon event (you quit 3 days in)
My record was 1 month. Managed to learn 300 kanji. I felt great ngl

I just hope I can get to another month maybe
 
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Wish I had the capacity to learn this gook language. Would make reading japanese hentai far easier.
 
Just remember 2,136 kanji theory
Honestly its probably a snowball effect if @SrutalBeggs was able to learn the meaning of 300 he can just consume japanese media while learning and sooner or later he will have a good grasp of the written language
 
I'm still struggling to 100% memorize hiragana and katakana
 
i don't even know what some words yet with hiragana lmao
 
Honestly its probably a snowball effect if @SrutalBeggs was able to learn the meaning of 300 he can just consume japanese media while learning and sooner or later he will have a good grasp of the written language
I'm still struggling to 100% memorize hiragana and katakana
I really recommend this app if you want to learn kana and kanji

It really helped me a lot when learning it


certified incel approved :yes:
 
Casually withholding my knowledge about excellent Japanese learning resources :feelzez:.
 
S P I L L
Most all people should be able to reach JLPT N1 through information you can find on a website whose domain name starts with the letter "T". There are some other resources beyond that, but they are too kino too share with waifufags I'm afraid.
 
Most all people should be able to reach JLPT N1 through information you can find on a website whose domain name starts with the letter "T". There are some other resources beyond that, but they are too kino too share with waifufags I'm afraid.
brutal gatekeeping pill
 
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Day 2. Another day another page. This one is another 2 page doujin. Just gonna try the first page because it already has a lot of text.

先生
(sensei)
"Sensei~"

Easy enough.

あっホシノ!
(A' Hoshino!)
"Ah, it's Hoshino!"

Below is his inner dialogue:
うわ 今日の??めっちゃ可愛い

Can't read the ??
let's search...
格好 かっこう (kakkou) -> style (appearance)

I've heard it in anime before I just didn't know what the Kanji looked like. New vocab acquired.

So the correct translation is "Wow, her style is cute today" (Uwa, kyou no kakkou mecha kawaii)

Part A:
今年もバレンタインチョコ持ってきたよ〜
(Kotosi mo barentain choko mottekita yo~)
"I've brought valentine's chocolate this year too~"

Brutal. I will never have this as an ugly subhuman incel :feels:. Unironically in tears right now :feelsrope:.

Part B:
欲しい?
(hoshii?)
"Do you want it?"

II had learnt this before but I had forgotten it, so I had to search it up.

Part A:
やったーっ ありがとうホシノ〜!!
(Yatta, arigatou Hoshino~!!)
"Yay, thanks Hoshino~!!"

Part B:
超嬉しい⋯
(Chou ureshii...)
"I'm so happy..."

Had never seen these Kanji before, but from countless hours watching anime, I could kinda guess that's what he said and blindly typed it into the IME, and I was correct! 超嬉しい!

…とっていい…よ
(...totte ii...yo)
"...it's alright to take...it"

While there is no Kanji here, it was kinda hard for me to parse, had no idea what the fuck was she trying to say originally. I love context heavy languages!

Since Japanese doesn't often explicitly use pronouns, you have to infer who is referring to who. In this case, the sentence was literally "take... good" WTF????

I guess I should have realized the よ at the back implies that she is allowing Sensei to do something, and she was referring to taking the chocolate.

最近は こうやって 好きな人に チョコを ?すのが ??に なっている…と ノノミに 聞いた

Super long sentences like these are the bane of my existence. Completely didn't understand it at all.

Firstly, let's figure out what those Kanji are.
渡す わたす(watasu) -> hand over
主流 しゅりゅう(shuryuu) -> main stream/main current (of river)

So the sentence in full:
最近は こうやって 好きな人にチョコを渡すのが主流になっている…とノノミに聞いた
(Saikin wa, kouyatte, sukina hito ni choko wo watasu no ga shuryuu ni natte iru...to Nonomi ni kiita)

I can read it now, but I still have no fucking clue what is it trying to say. GPT time!

It gave me a breakdown for me; here's the main parts I had issues with:
こう(like this) やって(doing it this way)
チョコを渡すのが -> I knew it meant something about giving chocolate, but the 「のが」 at the end made it into something like "the act of giving chocolate"
主流になっている -> something becoming mainstream. I guess this was directly translated from English into Japanese? Not sure. Because I was wondering what does a river have to do with chocolates
…と -> quotation marker. Marks previous words as quotes. Learnt this before in a grammar lesson, but I am not used to having the quotation marker at the back so I had trouble. English is like, "Elliot said, 'I am the supreme gentleman'". The "said" (which marks quotations) is placed at the front.
…とノノミに聞いた -> Since I figured out what the previous one means, I immediately realized what this one is supposed to be. "I heard from Nonomi that ..."

Full translation:
"I heard from Nonomi that, recently, giving chocolate to your those who you like, like this, has become common"

The way Japanese is completely backwards from Engish breaks my brain. Over for forwardcels.

That's it for today. Tomorrow again I guess.

Damn. I wish I was chad so I get chocolate for valentines from cute girls. Instead I'm stuck translating doujin as cope :feelsrope:

Vocab learnt
KanjiPronunciationMeaning
格好かっこうstyle (appearance)
欲しいほしいwant
ちょうsuper [adverb]
嬉しいうれしいhappy
渡すわたすhand over
主流しゅりゅうmainstream
 
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ok let's start...

so let's start small, this doujin is just 2 pages, the other page doesn't have words so I just did this page

Text bubble 1:
こ、これはハグではなく... その...
(ko, kore wa hagu dewa naku... sono)
This- this is not a hug...um...

simple enough

Text bubble 2:
??による????です...
Can't read kanji pill is brutal

Let's search it...
接触 (せっしょく/sesshoku) contact
状態確認 (じょうたい かくにん/joutai kakunin) status check

Have no idea what による is...let's see:


ok so this is
接触 による 状態確認 です
sesshoku niyoru joutai kakunin desu

So I guess this means
"It's a contact based status check"

Welp...lesson 1 over. Will try again tomorrow. I guess I got unlucky with a doujin with more advanced vocabulary

Vocab learnt:
KanjiPronunciationMeaning
接触せっしょくcontact (touch)
状態じょうたいstatus/situation/condition
確認かくにんcheck
によるbased on/due to
Damn seeing you do it also makes me want to do it
 
I recommend grammar books and comprehension input books. I have a comprehension input textbook for Classical Latin, as I'm learning to read it.
 
I recommend grammar books and comprehension input books. I have a comprehension input textbook for Classical Latin, as I'm learning to read it.
Thanks! I actually do use a textbook which I just pirated online, in addition to translating these. But I practice using paper and pen, and for OPSEC reasons, since it's a bad idea to show your handwriting online, I won't send those here.
 
Vocab learnt
KanjiPronunciationMeaning
格好かっこうstyle (appearance)
欲しいほしいwant
ちょうsuper [adverb]
嬉しいうれしいhappy
渡すわたすhand over
主流しゅりゅうmainstream
…のがthe act of doing...
こうやってdoing it this way like this
oops i forgot to include some words
 
i wish i could speak japanese or atleast understand it, so many beautiful looking doujins i dont wanna read, because i cant goon if i dont have the lore... (unless its just an artbook)
 

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