This man here is Jack Kirby, or Jacob Kurtzberg if you want to go by his real name, which is also quite possiblity the most jewish fucking name i've ever heard.
right behind that beloved harry potter character, Anthony Goldstein.
when mr. kirby wasn't sucking things into his mouth and spitting them back out at a fat, retarded penguin for @Stupid Clown's entertainment, he was working as a writer and artist for the american comics industry.
some of the publishers he worked for were harvey comics, fox features and hillman periodicals, but his most famous work came from working for DC and marvel.
in fact, mr. kirby was working for marvel while the company was known as timely comics and atlas comics, both of which were the predecessor to marvel itself.
some of the characters that jacky created and that stan lee took credit for, were captain american, the hulk, thor, ant man, the xmen (a doom patrol ripoff), iron man, silver surfer and the fantastic four (got ripped off by the doom patrol).
he also claimed to have entirely created spiderman by himself, but that was when he was getting really old and before his death in '94.
Jack Kirby left marvel because they were screwing out of credit for his work and restricting his creative freedom.
A classic example of jews attacking other jews if i ever saw one btw.
so he said "Shalom!" to marvel and worked for dc where he created the fourth world saga, darkseid, mr. miracle and big barda (more on them later) and kamandi.
fun fact about kamandi too btw.
back in the day, DC wanted to make planet of the apes comics, but failed to get the license to do so, DC where bummed out about this because they really want to make planet of the apes comics.
so they gave the concept to jacky kirby, he rewrote it a bit and boom, we got kamandi, a story that takes place in a ost nuclear earth and the title character fights against evolved, intelligent animals.
Kamandi is also the favourite jack kirby comic of Kevin Eastman, the co-created of the ninja turtles.
but once again, kitby would get screwed over by dc and would return to marvel, but thats not important.
if you give a shit about jacks career, you can read it on wikipedia.
the bottom line here is that jack had a tragic tendency of getting cucked by every publisher he worked for, dc and marvel being the most famous.
the main attraction of the thread involves 2 characters jack created and a certain story he did not create.
those 2 characters being mr miracle
important thing to note is that these 2 characters are husband and wife, and jack kirby based their relationship on that of him and his wife, Roz.
though barda's physical appearance was modeled on lainie kazan.
and the story in question was the suicide snare, published in action comics issue 593, written and illustrated by John Byrne, and released in october 1987.
this is what he looks like in case your curious btw.
in the story revolves around this ugly, turbomanlet (4'3) called sleez
and he, along with this norwooding dorkcel, try to shoot a porno staring big barda, (remember, mr miracles wife) and superman.
they also both completely go along with it too because their both under sleez's mind control power thing.
just when their about to go further, mr miracle crashes in and shuts down the production, but sleez escapes.
the story ends with superman and barda agreeing not to recall what happend while under sleezs control and he and miracle and barda awkwardly part ways.
btw, mr miracle isn't a manlet, he's 6'0, its just that barda's taller (6'2) because shes a new god.
this story is often viewed by many as being one of the most inappropriate stories DC put out and even one of the worse stories DC ever put out.
Jack Kirby himself particularly hated this story because he based the relationship between mr miracle and big barda after that of him and his own wife.
poor jack, not only does he get cucked by marvel and dc, but he also gets cucked by his own fucking characters!
to quote the old man himself:
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