Serious I’ve decided to go train Shaolin Kung Fu in China

[black_depresso]

It costs 30,000 USD for three years, all food, accomodation, training, wifi etc etc provided. Bought health insurance too.


Three years is the full Shaolin course covering everything

I figured if my life is shit as is anyway, I might as well go do something fun and learn some lifelong skills while I’m at it.

I have nothing meaningful else to do in life. Perhaps this will be some enlightenment to something better.

This was super yoloswag, no turning back now.

You guys might consider this too http://www.shaolinacademy.net/

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Couldn't even if I wanted to. Are you loaded or something?

 

[Deleted member 18515]

will you continue to post here, or will u leave

 

[black_depresso]

Couldn't even if I wanted to. Are you loaded or something?

Actually my parents paid for it because I spoke with them about it and they fully agreed that this is something that I need to do, to live a better life, and they were willing to invest into their only son so he becomes a happier, healthier adult.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

i have seen a documentary about this before.
i don't know if it was about the same school,
but i suggest you do more research or you will be very disappointed.

 

[black_depresso]

will you continue to post here, or will u leave

I’m not sure. I only just am coming to terms with what I should expect. They have wifi anyway. But it’s a pretty huge deal, life changing stuff. I anticipate I’m going to suffer immensely through the training but I’ve got a heart of black carbon and will power through.

i have seen a documentary about this before.
i don't know if it was about the same school,
but i suggest you do more research or you will be very disappointed.

You think I would pay so much money for something unless I had already spent hours and hours researching it? XD

 

[Twinkcel]

You gonna get bullied by everyone there because you are different and alone.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Actually my parents paid for it because I spoke with them about it and they fully agreed that this is something that I need to do, to live a better life, and they were willing to invest into their only son so he becomes a happier, healthier adult.

Mogs me brutally. I guess your parents are loaded then.

 

[black_depresso]

You gonna get bullied by everyone there because you are different and alone.

I am emotionally dead, Im sure I can push through anything tbh tbh

 

[BlackWizard]

asian martial arts is a scam. learn mma instead.

 

[Twinkcel]

I am emotionally dead, Im sure I can push through anything tbh tbh

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Thailand will be much better for you. Your chances of ascending will be much higher, Thai food > Chinese food, you will be in a touristic island and you will meet people from all over the world, you will be surrounded by chads and high t men maybe you will learn something from them, all trainers speak English and even some of them are white, mma makes women wet, fake Chinese martial art makes them dry.

 

[acnescarcel]

larp

 

[RopeMaXXer]

You'll go to amusement park for foreigners and get scammed.
There's so many things I can think of that you could do with 30k.
Have fun being retarded

 

[Deleted member 2047]

just lol

 

[Modus Coperandi]

You think I would pay so much money for something unless I had already spent hours and hours researching it? XD

I'm not trying to be an asshole, ok.

i wouldn't go anywhere near that school as a whitecel, if you are rice and speak the language it might be ok.
still, paying 30k is massive scam, that's almost 1k a month for a degree that isn't worth the paper it's printed on,
it's not gonna be a "spiritual" experience either, quite the opposite.
strict discipline and harsh punishments are what you will learn, obedience.
how else could a 36.000 people school work? it's impersonal on every level.
you might as well have joined the army.

learning the language will be the only good thing about it, if there is any time for that. i suspect the school day is planned from getting up to going to sleep, no freedoms at all.

 

[Incline]

Do u get internet when u are there?

 

[Deleted member 19079]

seems like a trap for dumb foreigners lel 30000 is way too much

 

[Deleted member 18515]

if i was over 6 foot 3 i would have gymmaxxed and fightmax tbh

 

[Justdone]

if i was over 6 foot 3 i would have gymmaxxed and fightmax tbh

MMAmaxx?

 

[Deleted member 18515]

MMAmaxx?

no, not proffesional but i would had gymaxxed and gotten extremely strong and then learn how to fight.

 

[thebuddhacel]

There are several monasteries that you can train without paying, but it is difficult to be accepted by them.

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

It costs 30,000 USD for three years, all food, accomodation, training, wifi etc etc provided. Bought health insurance too.


Three years is the full Shaolin course covering everything

I figured if my life is shit as is anyway, I might as well go do something fun and learn some lifelong skills while I’m at it.

I have nothing meaningful else to do in life. Perhaps this will be some enlightenment to something better.

This was super yoloswag, no turning back now.

You guys might consider this too http://www.shaolinacademy.net/

website looks like made in 1990 and youre gonna get scammed. that training must be shit lol. tell me hows that gonna fix ur life? u will waste 3 years and after will regret even more

 

[DaveBuster]

Three years is quite a commitment, but I admire your choice. You could also just go into the army, though, and then get paid to do roughly the same thing (not so much kung fu, but a lot of hard labor and shit).

 

[needsolution]

obvious LARP bro go reddit or something

 

[Neggr]

Do u get internet when u are there?

they have 5G

 

[Deleted member 14536]

your parents should be shot

 

[Cuyen]

You gonna get bullied by everyone there because you are different and alone.

 

[Incline]

they have 5G

ded srs?

 

[Deleted member 15737]

It’s not going to be a spiritual experience, most Shaolin Monks are non-religious. They will basically break you down with physical exercise and training. They will show you a kick, and then make you repeat it 10,000 times (no exaggeration). If you show any amount of talent, they might let you progress.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

How old are you again? Better invest the money and time into looksmaxxing and gymcelling. JFL.

If you want you can train martial arts somewhere locally.

 

[FinnCel]

你会说普通话吗?

 

[DoctorBlythe]

Good luck bro

 

[universallyabhorred]

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[andinocel]

Personally I think it’s a lot of money but also a very interesting thing to do. I sincerely wish you well, OP.
Your parents really love you, and that’s fucking great. My parents would never make such an investment in me.

 

[Neggr]

ded srs?

ded fucking srs

 

[Murdoch89]

It costs 30,000 USD for three years, all food, accomodation, training, wifi etc etc provided. Bought health insurance too.


Three years is the full Shaolin course covering everything

I figured if my life is shit as is anyway, I might as well go do something fun and learn some lifelong skills while I’m at it.

I have nothing meaningful else to do in life. Perhaps this will be some enlightenment to something better.

This was super yoloswag, no turning back now.

You guys might consider this too http://www.shaolinacademy.net/

Sounds cool,always would like to do stuff like that, but that's too costly, were are you going to get all that cash

 

[Snowman888]

kick boxce lhere , helps me to calm down my ragefuel

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Theres no dojo for your face, but hope you get some fufilment out of this.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Actually my parents paid for it because I spoke with them about it and they fully agreed that this is something that I need to do, to live a better life, and they were willing to invest into their only son so he becomes a happier, healthier adult.

WTF? Use that money for surgery bro!

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

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Thailand will be much better for you. Your chances of ascending will be much higher, Thai food > Chinese food, you will be in a touristic island and you will meet people from all over the world, you will be surrounded by chads and high t men maybe you will learn something from them, all trainers speak English and even some of them are white, mma makes women wet, fake Chinese martial art makes them dry.

Just gorge on MSG-laden food theory

 

[Emba]

Hey grasshopper!

you can only leave after you've grabbed the Pebble from my hand!

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

This. Muay Thai and MMA are the best ones for actual fighting. The ching chong martials arts are useless.

Know what’s even better for actual fighting? A gun.

JFL at people who learn martial arts or fighting styles for self defense. You will be mogged brutally by a skinny tweaker with no coordination, using a $250 Brazilian pistol while you take up some shitty fighting stance before getting your brains blown out effortlessly.

“Self defense techniques” are a massive cope. If you rely on punching or kicking in an actual, real life fight... I got some bad news bud.

 

[zangano1]

I wish I could do that but I'm red and when I do a lot of exercise my whole face is red as fuck so I should stay away from hard exercises

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

In most Western countries you'll even get arrested for walking around with a baseball bat. Even if you managed to buy a gun illegally you would be unable to carry it all the time.

Tell that to criminals who walk around with illegal weapons, I’m sure they’ll consider your lack of access to said weapons before engaging you in a fight.

Martial arts and self defense fighting techniques are a C O P E. They are basically only useful in some idealized Hollywood movie situation where some dumb, unskilled bully challenges you to a fist fight in front of a crowd of people. Other that that, they are completely useless and probably have gotten many men killed because they had false confidence and thought they could take on an armed goon, and lost.

 

[Emba]

It costs 30,000 USD for three years, all food, accomodation, training, wifi etc etc provided. Bought health insurance too.


Three years is the full Shaolin course covering everything

I figured if my life is shit as is anyway, I might as well go do something fun and learn some lifelong skills while I’m at it.

I have nothing meaningful else to do in life. Perhaps this will be some enlightenment to something better.

This was super yoloswag, no turning back now.

You guys might consider this too http://www.shaolinacademy.net/

You shouldn't watch that "kung fu" tv show from the 1970's. It might offer training spoilers.

Be like water my friend

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

You're pretending as if your only encounter will be with people with glocks or some shit. Even if there is a pistol, with something like Akido you can disarm an individual. Most of your hostile encounters will be with thugs who you want to stomp in you in your face.

Purely Hollywood fantasy. Stop coping.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Good luck. Sounds fun. It's not about learning a useful skill. It's about escaping the west and this degrading culture to try to experience a more natural and peaceful life. Worth it IMO.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

I've been in more than a dozen fights, they were all fist-fights. Lmao man, you are talking as if fist-fights are as rare as unicorns.

Disarming an armed attacker is, and most fist fights come down to who is genetically superior, bigger and stronger. If you have a weak chin or a weak neck, one good punch to the face and it’s over, whereas a thick strong skull and neck can absorb much more punishment. That’s why you don’t see many scrawny neckcels in professional boxing.

Life is not a movie where you snatch the gun out of the hand of someone with your lightning fast Kung fu training.