SuicideFuel ITT we post embaressing facts about ourselves

[NEETAndTidy]

>I didnt wipe myself until i was 7
>slept in bed with my mom till i was like 12 or 13
>my parents still treat me like the did when i was 12
>i cant do laundry or use a dishwasher
>i dont know how to cook anything besides ramen noodles
>i genuinely don understand how to interact with other people irl
>i once tried to flirt with a girl i knew by saying id eat her pussy


The list goes on tbh.


Anyone wanna make me feel less cringy

 

[Bakura806]

sounds like they are targeting you m8

 

[LastGerman]

>i once tried to flirt with a girl i knew by saying id eat her pussy

Seems like a normal interaction to me. It is just normal to eat something if you are hungry.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

> I started masturbating using prone around 9
> I only eat frozen dinners
> Whenever I go out I order Coke and if they don’t have it I ask for something else
> My mom did everything for me including my teens

Your mom did your teens? Wut?

 

[Deleted member]

weak. i've slept with mom until 16 and was washed by her until the age of 13 or so. i'm pretty sure that i've slept with her longer than my dad has.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

I’m ugly

 

[NEETAndTidy]

i slept in my dad's bed until i was like 14 lmfao
i was scared of the dark, and he was single bc my mum divorce raped him rip

Jesus m8 over for us

 

[NEETAndTidy]

weak. i've slept with mom until 16 and was washed by her until the age of 13 or so. i'm pretty sure that i've slept with her longer than my dad has, actually.

I was washed until 11 myself

 

[Michael15651]

Your mom did your teens? Wut?

I just deleted before I got the notification What I was referring to was she made me food, washed my clothes, made my bed, made my room, etc...

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I just deleted before I got the notification What I was referring to was she made me food, washed my clothes, made my bed, made my room, etc...

My mom still does all that and im almost 24.

Except even i dont make my bed

 

[ihaveno1]

>believed in santa until i was 11.5yrs old
>didn't get a smartphone until 2016
>hall monitor in my final semester of hs locked the bathroom doors during my lunch hour so I couldn't eat in there
>no friends irl since 7th grade
>talk to myself out loud for multiple hours a day

just a few of a list of many that i could think of off the top of my head

 

[Weed]

poo pood my pants at 12

tbhthbh
j f l

 

[truecelweeb444]

I’m ugly

 

[GeneSelector]

weak. i've slept with mom until 16 and was washed by her until the age of 13 or so. i'm pretty sure that i've slept with her longer than my dad has.

is it true that you hit your cock with a hammer and that you no longer feel attraction to foids as a result?

 

[Deleted member]

is it true that you hit your cock with a hammer and that you no longer feel attraction to foids as a result?

not the hammer part... the latter, though, sure. i barely have any sex drive.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I cuddled with my mom until my late teens
I didn't know where the vagina was til I was 15
I didn't masturbate until I was 16
I played with stuffed animals in middle school.
I used to cry alot until I entered high school
I was scared of the ball in sports until high school

 

[GeneSelector]

not the hammer part... the latter, though, sure. i barely have any sex drive.

Don't know where I got the hammer part from, must've been something I inferred from you recommending such a treatment to other users that want to have their sex drives subsided

Anyway, as for OP's post, I frequently wear shirts turned inside out when going to the gym and sometimes university even, out of being an abstract minded autist. I would also wear my jeans the wrong way from time to time like a retard when I was in elementary school. Nothing crazy, though

 

[Deleted member 15737]

poo pood my pants at 12

tbhthbh
j f l

I shat my pants at 22.

I’ve went a month without a bath before.

I hate sour cream.

I love sardines and often smell fishy because of eating them.

I wipe my ass back to front.

I didn’t get a job until I was 19.

I enjoy McDonald’s.

I jerked off to a GILF when I was 14.

I unironically wear Zubaz pants.

 

[Weed]

I shat my pants at 22.

I’ve went a month without a bath before.

I hate sour cream.

I love sardines and often smell fishy because of eating them.

I wipe my ass back to front.

I didn’t get a job until I was 19.

I enjoy McDonald’s.

I jerked off to a GILF when I was 14.

I unironically wear Zubaz pants.

Nice bro, truly mogs my NoShit period of time thbhthbngl
ded srs

 

[Ignas]

I slept with my parents till I was 12. Stopped only because I discovered porn and wanted to be alone at night so I can fap

 

[2340922]

weak. i've slept with mom until 16 and was washed by her until the age of 13 or so. i'm pretty sure that i've slept with her longer than my dad has.

>I played with stuffed animals when I was high school.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I cuddled with my mom until my late teens
I didn't know where the vagina was til I was 15
I didn't masturbate until I was 16 19
I played with stuffed animals in middle school.
I used to cry alot until I entered high school
I was scared of the ball in sports until high school

I didn't know what's a clitoris until my teen.

 

[Sniffles]

I peed my pants at school twice when I was 7. I cried over a teddy bear getting taken from me at school when I was in 1st grade. Ig mine aren't so bad because I was very young.

 

[StaroRavager]

Most things that would be considered embarrassing about me are simply par for the course when you’re born an incel

 

[non tollitur]

- i used to cry a lot (probably still am)
- i talk to myself and smile out of nowhere
- i had a bad walking posture
- i never had interest in driving, and my parents seemed to force me to drive; they even bribed the authorities so i can get a driver's license
- i was treated during high school as a retard nerdy class crown
- i enjoyed listening military and music from different ideologies, even playing it loudly
i think there is still more, i can't remember

 

[KingOfRome]

i exist

 

[Dionysus]

-I Can't do eye contact
-I cant talk to anybody without being awkward
-I hide my hands cuz one is partially deformed
-I sleep with door open and hallway light on
-I've lost all my irl friends
-I wear hoodies to hide my slim body
-I shoved a popsicle stick up my ass and licked it as a child
-Im a major pussy when it comes to rides
-I didnt learn to ride a bike until I was 12

 

[NEETAndTidy]

-I Can't do eye contact
-I cant talk to anybody without being awkward
-I hide my hands cuz one is partially deformed
-I sleep with door open and hallway light on
-I've lost all my irl friends
-I wear hoodies to hide my slim body
-I shoved a popsicle stick up my ass and licked it as a child
-Im a major pussy when it comes to rides
-I didnt learn to ride a bike until I was 12

I wanna see the deflrmed hand or youre LARPing

 

[Dionysus]

I wanna see the deflrmed hand or youre LARPing

I dont wanna post it public but I can show u private maybe?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I dont wanna post it public but I can show u private maybe?

Thats fine bro

 

[Deleted member 8353]

-I'm a manchild
-I don't know how to pay bills
-I have conversations with myself
-I'm still afraid of driving despite having my license
-When I was 15 my father mistook me for a girl when he saw me walking down the sidewalk(he couldn't see my face as my hood was up)
-I was terrified of the dark until I was a teenager
-I'm a social retard, I can barely do anything more than buy something at a store or go to an appointment
-When my parents forced me to play sports as a kid, I would usually just stand around and not know what to do

>my parents still treat me like the did when i was 12

same tbh

 

[nekomimimodo]

I literally didn't know how to masturbate until I turned 15

 

[NEETAndTidy]

-I'm a manchild
-I don't know how to pay bills
-I have conversations with myself
-I'm still afraid of driving despite having my license
-When I was 15 my father mistook me for a girl when he saw me walking down the sidewalk(he couldn't see my face as my hood was up)
-I was terrified of the dark until I was a teenager
-I'm a social retard, I can barely do anything more than buy something at a store or go to an appointment
-When my parents forced me to play sports as a kid, I would usually just stand around and not know what to do

same tbh

Minus the dad thinking im a girl then 100% same

 

[DangerNoodle]

> used to shower with my mom until I was 12
> tried to kiss a girl I liked in front of our entire school, she turned her head, pushed me away, then I did the walk of shame and waited for my mom to pick me up
> I get mistaken for being 12-14 a lot in public even at university, I still do

 

[Insomniac]

Where do I even begin..

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Where do I even begin..

I GOTTA KNOW M8

 

[Cuyen]

Not sure if these are embaressing but:

-I have been in prison

-I thought foids had three holes when I was a kid

-I used to jerk off to bikini models in newspapers

-I don't know cook anything except noodles and sausage

-I have been rejected by same girl twice

I don't remember anything else now lol

 

[Indari]

I'm not embarrassed about anything

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I'm a degenerate faggot

 

[Sniffles]

Not sure if these are embaressing but:

-I have been in prison

-I thought foids had three holes when I was a kid

-I used to jerk off to bikini models in newspapers

-I don't know cook anything except noodles and sausage

-I have been rejected by same girl twice

I don't remember anything else now lol

What did you go to prison for?

 

[shoji]

I hate niggers even tho I am a nigger

 

[Cuyen]

What did you go to prison for?

it was shooting during the fight,he is ok I been there for seven months but then released because I have clean record

I hate niggers even tho I am a nigger

why you hate them ?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

holy shit, having your mom assist in bathing until a late age is a massive underrated incel trait. i think i had it until age 9-10 or so, i just supressed the memories.

it starkly shows a combination of learned helplessness and parental possessiveness/helicoptering, death sentence tbh

pretty sure i randomly pissed the bed every once in a while until age 5-6 or so, but that's more of a boring normie thing. there should be a real compilation of incel traits, properly sorted from normie shit to real incel shit.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I hate white with a passion and I'm white myself.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

it starkly shows a combination of learned helplessness and parental possessiveness/helicoptering, death sentence tbh

My mother is guilty of both of these things, completely fucked me up developmentally.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

My mother is guilty of both of these things, completely fucked me up developmentally.

it usually comes from an absent or uninvolved father, i had a school friend for a few years who i gelled with and he had lots of similar stories, and yep his father was out of the picture completely from divorce

 

[Deleted member 8353]

it usually comes from an absent or uninvolved father, i had a school friend for a few years who i gelled with and he had lots of similar stories, and yep his father was out of the picture completely from divorce

Yeah my mother kept me from my father as a kid, taught me next to nothing, and was very controlling. Ruined my life tbh.

 

[exe]

When I was ~11, two kids walked up to me at school and asked if I was a girl

 

[CopingManletcel]

weak. i've slept with mom until 16 and was washed by her until the age of 13 or so. i'm pretty sure that i've slept with her longer than my dad has.

Damn i mog you. I slept in my moms bed until i was 20, no joke

 

[Deleted member 60]

I have a small penis