It's Over it's overtrait: You tried to have sex with your boxing glove

[ManOfVengeance]

So you all might be wondering "what the fuck are you talking about" well let me tell you a story of the newly recent inanimate object which i attempted to have sex with, in this one it happened to be a boxing glove.

My associate who I will not name mentioned to me that there was a foid in the gym who had a disgusting smelling vagina, a smell so rancid that he could not focus on his training.

I ended up mentioning the smell about my boxing glove being comparable to that however I had gotten the best idea in my head since I realized my boxing glove had a tight orifice that I'd be able to stick my dick in.


So I head out my room for the first time in ages to retrieve an old boxing glove of mine then I head back inside where I start to jerk off in the corner of my room next to the bottle of piss ontop of my mini fridge.

It didn't take me a while to get a boner as imagining the feeling of my dick going inside of this boxing glove like was like sticking your dick in a pair of mittens or one of those christmas sock decorations you'd typically see during the holidays, which instantly got me rock solid.

"Oh yes finally I'll finally have a fucking viable fleshlight that doesn't feel like i'm rubbing my dick against a cheese grater" I thought to myself, thought I would finally never have to look at a real foid ever again...I had thought to myself.

When I readjust my dck and put it through the boxing glove's orifice then I started to fuck it, It felt like I was fucking a foids vagina who was drier then the saharan desert,
it felt like I was fucking fleshwalls that weren't flesh but literal rubber, trust me this was not the euphoric feeling I thought it would be with the carnal desires and high expectations I had in my head.

I ended up setting the boxing glove on the ground and gave up, now I have a rash on my pelvic region.

 

[Emba]

I used boxing gloves for attack dog training tools

 

[Veyron]

This MIGHT get posted on IT

 

[Joey Pringle]

I tried to have sex with a large sponge once

I ripped a crack in it to simulate a soft vagina

 

[SnakeCel]

So you all might be wondering "what the fuck are you talking about" well let me tell you a story of the newly recent inanimate object which i attempted to have sex with, in this one it happened to be a boxing glove.

My associate who I will not name mentioned to me that there was a foid in the gym who had a disgusting smelling vagina, a smell so rancid that he could not focus on his training.

I ended up mentioning the smell about my boxing glove being comparable to that however I had gotten the best idea in my head since I realized my boxing glove had a tight orifice that I'd be able to stick my dick in.


So I head out my room for the first time in ages to retrieve an old boxing glove of mine then I had back inside where I start to jerk off in the corner of my room next to the bottle of piss ontop of my mini fridge.

It didn't take me a while to get a boner as imagining the feeling of my dick going inside of this boxing glove like was like sticking your dick in a pair of mittens or one of those christmas sock decorations you'd typically see during the holidays, which instantly got me rock solid.

"Oh yes finally I'll finally have a fucking viable fleshlight that doesn't feel like i'm rubbing my dick against a cheese grater" I thought to myself, thought I would finally never have to look at a real foid ever again...I had thought to myself.

When I readjust my dck and put it through the boxing glove's orifice then I started to fuck it, It felt like I was fucking a foids vagina who was drier then the saharan desert,
it felt like I was fucking fleshwalls that weren't flesh but literal rubber, trust me this was not the euphoric feeling I thought it would be with the carnal desires and high expectations I had in my head.

I ended up setting the boxing glove on the ground and gave up, now I have a rash on my pelvic region.

At that point just use a fruit like an orange or something, it would probably feel better. Or just buy a real fleshlight or make one from a rubber glove/cup/rubber band.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

anything but your hands

 

[ManOfVengeance]

anything but your hands

The feeling of my dick piercing a foids uteris is far better than using ones own hand.
Just the visual experience of me traveling through those fleshwalls has caused me to try and imitate it in various methods but all to no avail as I cannot replicate the foids vagina in it's most authentic form.

If I could i would have settled with buying a fleshligh by now but I can't. so it looks like for me I will have to continue using my old cum sock that hasn't been washed in like almost a month now

 

[Sperg Abomination]

The feeling of my dick piercing a foids uteris is far better than using ones own hand.
Just the visual experience of me traveling through those fleshwalls has caused me to try and imitate it in various methods but all to no avail as I cannot replicate the foids vagina in it's most authentic form.

If I could i would have settled with buying a fleshlight except by now but I can't. so I will have to continue using my old cum sock that hasnt been washed in like almost a month now

if one day i wagecuck and i get money i might buy you a fleshlight want one or not ?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

if one day i wagecuck and i get money i might buy you a fleshlight want one or not ?

yes.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

yes.

and why do you have piss bottles ?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

and why do you have piss bottles ?

it is convenient.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

it is convenient.

i mean technically youre not wrong do you something clean or throw them away ?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

i mean technically youre not wrong do you something clean or throw them away ?

No I don't usually throw my piss cups/jugs away unless i'm forced to.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

No I don't usually throw my piss cups/jugs away unless i'm forced to.

i assume you brithvessel comes into your room from time to time and then see your collection of piss bottle and freaks out

 

[Sperg Abomination]

i assume you brithvessel comes into your room from time to time and then see your collection of piss bottle and freaks out

my birthvessel does the same but with all the trash and kleenex leaning around in my room she screams out at me HUMAN_ABOMINATION CLEAN YOUR ROOM ITS DISGUSTING she is right its a mess but no need to scream and be mad about it

 

[ManOfVengeance]

i assume you brithvessel comes into your room from time to time and then see your collection of piss bottle and freaks out

Partially.

Whilst inside of my goon cave for the guests unfamiliar with how I roll, nausea will be a side effect for them.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

my birthvessel does the same but with all the trash and kleenex leaning around in my room she screams out at me HUMAN_ABOMINATION CLEAN YOUR ROOM ITS DISGUSTING she is right its a mess but no need to scream and be mad about it

What the fuck?! Your birthvessel has no right to speak to you that way so tell that bitch to keep it down before you give her the hands.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

What the fuck?! Your birthvessel has no right to speak to you that way so tell that bitch to keep it down before you give her the hands.

i know i dont even clean my room after she can go fuck herself

 

[Sperg Abomination]

Partially.

Whilst inside of my goon cave for the guests unfamiliar with how I roll, nausea will be a side effect for them.

they dont understand how practical piss bottles must be idk

 

[ManOfVengeance]

i know i dont even clean my room after she can go fuck herself

I told her I would give her a golden shower if she did not exit and she did so.
My goon cave is very specifically supposed to be void of any foids.

I'll have to remind my retarded birthvessel by taping a piece of paper to the wall saying "no foids allowed"

 

[ManOfVengeance]

they dont understand how practical piss bottles must be idk

It's quicker to piss in a cup than to get up and go to the bathroom, like if I die in a videogame i'm playing I can immediately get a cup and piss in it.
Or I will have a cup on the ground ready for me to aim my dick down to piss in.

 

[Sperg Abomination]

I told her I would give her a golden shower if she did not exit and she did so.
My goon cave is very specifically supposed to be void of any foids.

I'll have to remind my retarded birthvessel by taping a piece of paper to the wall saying "no foids allowed"

indeed no foids should ever enter a mans gooning dungeon

 

[Sperg Abomination]

It's quicker to piss in a cup than to get up and go to the bathroom, like if I die in a videogame i'm playing I can immediately get a cup and piss in it.
Or I will have a cup on the ground ready for me to aim my dick down to piss in.

might do it one day but if my parents catchs me doing it i am dead

 

[Sperg Abomination]

might do it one day but if my parents catchs me doing it i am dead

might throw them my piss bottles if they find them

 

[ManOfVengeance]

At that point just use a fruit like an orange or something, it would probably feel better. Or just buy a real fleshlight or make one from a rubber glove/cup/rubber band.

How do I fuck a orange?

 

[ManOfVengeance]

I tried to have sex with a large sponge once

I ripped a crack in it to simulate a soft vagina

How did you have sex with it?

 

[Joey Pringle]

How did you have sex with it?

it didn't work

 

[ManOfVengeance]

it didn't work

That have felt like shit trying to stick your dick through metal.