Based It's over for Chads when the real Chad returns...

[Nordicel94]

"Just Messiah-Maxx bro"
"Just be the Son of God bro"
"Girls love when you walk on water bro"

I made this thread because I was trying to imagine what Jesus Christ's SMV would be like if he returned. That thought process had me laughing out loud, shows you how fun my life is.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Just be god bro

 

[Nordicel94]

Just be god bro

Bitches love when u create da universe and shit, lead with that on ur next cold approach, its finna work trust me

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Bitches love when u create da universe and shit, lead with that on ur next cold approach, its finna work trust me

Always works for me, just split the moon with your index finger bro

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

@beyondschizo why don't you show our brocel here what "Chad" Jesus actually looks like once he returns?

 

[Doesitmatter?]

@beyondschizo why don't you show our brocel here what "Chad" Jesus actually looks like once he returns?

5'5

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

5'5

He's the real chad bro don't forget

 

[RandomGuy]

Messiah (Meshech/Moschi-map)

 

[beyondschizo]

@beyondschizo why don't you show our brocel here what "Chad" Jesus actually looks like once he returns?

Worship me saaaaar

 

[beyondschizo]

@beyondschizo why don't you show our brocel here what "Chad" Jesus actually looks like once he returns?

Saar Jesus was a blonde blue eyed aryan saaaaar stop the anti Christian propaganda saaaaaaaaaaar

 

[PrototypeCel]

being crucified is a sub5 trait though

 

[chudcel]

Just miraclemaxx bro bitches love that shit.

 

[edgelordcel]

Infidel of ths thulean race
Disgrace to us aryans
Disgusting