rest in peace jdwag
Nah, too far. I will be very careful
Don't use a condom so you get to experience actual sex. Eat her pussy too so you know how it tastes. Have fun
Use a condom.
Choose one with a small waist and thin long legs.
From my experience they are tight AF if you fuck her doggystyle.
Choose one with a small waist and thin long legs.
From my experience they are tight AF if you fuck her doggystyle.
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Keep us updated on how everything goes, im planning on possibly doing that when im older, about 23-25. although there is basically almost no hope for me I still want to wait and learn from other experience.
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Please please use a condom
The ER age
Don't do it. It will only make things worse.
You're genuinely fucking pathetic if you have to pay for something that most people get for free(with varying degrees of frequency, of course).
An average whore in Italy will cost you around 50 euro. Imagine what you can do with 50 euro. You can buy tobacco, ganja, alcohol, video games, or anything else that you can afford. If you are about to spend even more money, then even more of it is going to waste.
If you are about to have sex where YOUR PARTNER HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SEXUAL DESIRE FOR YOU, then you're better off fapping.
An average whore in Italy will cost you around 50 euro. Imagine what you can do with 50 euro. You can buy tobacco, ganja, alcohol, video games, or anything else that you can afford. If you are about to spend even more money, then even more of it is going to waste.
If you are about to have sex where YOUR PARTNER HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SEXUAL DESIRE FOR YOU, then you're better off fapping.
Fuck her good op. I advise not to eat her out or kiss her but u do you op
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Fucking kids on this site. U better atleast be sub5
Fuckin julycel stealing my transformers motif
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I would hired a prostitute if they they met my list of demands
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1. Use a condom mate
2. No means no. If she doesn't want to carry on then get your money back pro rata or find out the terms & conditions & then leave.
3. If she has bad BO than leave.
4. If she has an STI than fucking leave.
After having spoken to other Escortcels... Some words of advice... Hope that helps. Thinking of doing the same myself.
They're going to force you to wear a comdom.
Fite me irl for it.Fuckin julycel stealing my transformers motif
did you do it?
Holy fucking shit boyos, I did it and it was surreal. I saw her walking around between 2 rundown buildings, and rolled down my window. She got in and we drove into an empty parking lot where I fucked her in the back seat. I was legit so fucking scared we were going to get caught I almost passed out. I only lasted like 2 minutes and when I was done she said it was done. I didn't wear a condom but she made me pull out. I've finally made it...
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Hah, wow.
How do you feel about it?
I want more. I didn't think it would be so easy. I will try again either tomorrow or next weekend
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How much payment did you give her?
Congratulations on becoming an escortcel, if that can be congratulated
$150. I was really pissed she charged so much but whatever. Worth it to finally get it done.
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Go get tested for STDs
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inb4 aids due to incel tier luck
I'll gladly do so. My name is more creative than your anyway. Lord_Starscream? lel
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oi oi oi, come on now, Starscream is the most incel of all the transformers!
Prime was a chad m8
No chance she doesn't have something if she let everyone fuck her bareback get tested for sure.
fucking teencels on this site. i fucked 20+ escorts in my life and never caught a single STD. ive gotten bare blowjobs many times as well. its perfectly safe and the best cope
I have a few questions, OP.
- What did she look like? (approx. age, race, hair color, figure)
- What did her pussy feel like? Was there any kind of smell?
- Did she kiss you? If so, what did it feel like?
- What country/state (if in the U.S.) do you live in?
1. She was a short, white, chubby blonde girl with a lot of acne scars. I didn't ask how old she was but she looked to be in her mid 20s.
2. Her pussy felt like a banana peel, or the skin of a balloon. I have masturbated with a banana peel and it felt similar. I only lasted like two minutes, if I lasted longer I could give you a better description. It did not have a scent, at least not that I could smell. It looked like a flaming hot cheeto, though.
3. She did not kiss me, and I didn't attempt to kiss her because her teeth were gross.
4. I live in New England, which is northeast America.
>implying they'll let you fuck with no condom
I got some bad news
I got some bad news
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50 euro may be cheaper than going to a restaurant with a real date for a one night stand so the deal isn't bad.
She probably won't think you're pathetic, guys going to a prostitute when they turn 18 is probably more common than you think.
She probably won't think you're pathetic, guys going to a prostitute when they turn 18 is probably more common than you think.
I'm glad to hear you've ascended, but I'm going to have to agree with everyone else here - wear a condom next time. Not only will it protect you from nastiness, but it will make you last much longer. Seriously, you don't want to pay $150 for two minutes' worth of fun again, do you?
That sounds very expensive for a street whore. If you can afford that kind of money, you should definitely look up online for safer and cleaner offerings.
And yeah, wear a condom next time. But I guess you'll wish you had in a few days when you start getting symptoms of whatever nasty thing she gave you.
And yeah, wear a condom next time. But I guess you'll wish you had in a few days when you start getting symptoms of whatever nasty thing she gave you.
Was it warm or cold?
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You can't be incel at 18. Your life has barely even started yet. Your growth plates haven't even fused.
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Maybe dying a virgin ain't too bad.
You need to become desensitized to the allure of it. Once you hire you will learn the business side of the transaction. One way or another, unless you are a Chad, you have to pay.
Warm
Op got ripped off hard. For 150$ he should have gotten an hour at least, instead he fucked her for 2 minutes wtf kind of shit is that.
I agree. But at least it's finally over
“I will not use a condom”
Very low IQ!!
You will feel 10!times worst when you have itchy puss folder blisters on your cock for life for not using a condom
Very low IQ!!
You will feel 10!times worst when you have itchy puss folder blisters on your cock for life for not using a condom
I haven't noticed any signs of STDs yet, luckily. But next time I will use a condom
How easy would it have been for you to not pay her and drive off? Dis you pay up front or after?
I would have definitely tried to book it, it's not like the slut can call the cops.
She made me pay up front. Had she not, I would have shoved the bitch out of the car and sped off into the night
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