Serious It is time I hire a prostitute

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Hello guys. Tomorrow will be the day I finally lose my virginity. After 18 years of rejection, misery, and bitterness, I have come to the conclusion that the only way I will ever be able to have sex with a girl is if I pay her for it. I don't know how many times I've masturbated, definitely over 1500 times, since I started when I was 12 and have done it pretty much daily ever since. Finally, it won't be my hand that will make me cum, but instead a real female's vagina. Of course it's pathetic, but there is simply no way I am going to let myself die a virgin. I will take the car into the city tomorrow night, where I know prostitutes walk around looking for work. I will not wear a condom either, because this will likely be my only chance to have sex. Fuck, I'm already hard at the thought of it. This will be the most bold, significant thing I will have ever done, and although I am nervous, I am exited nonetheless. Wish me luck.

 

[Mongolianwizard]

You're going to get aids, get laughed at, have a bad time, and realize you missed your chance at being a wizard. Don't encourage slut behavior by paying foids to fuck you.

 

[SirIncel]

Please use a condom.
You don't want any nasty STDs.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Good luck I guess, but 18 is a little too early to give up, especially since you haven't been to college yet.

 

[Deleted member 60]

my advice is wait until 22 at least. Escortcel is the last nail in the coffin

 

[acnescarcel]

Please use a condom.
You don't want any nasty STDs.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Unless you're insecure about being a virgin specifically, I would advise against it. What's the point in exposing yourself to something that foids deny you? You're just going to want it more.

I will not wear a condom either, because this will likely be my only chance to have sex.

At least don't do this, you don't want whatever they're carrying.

 

[Anger]

good luck

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

You're going to get aids, get laughed at, have a bad time, and realize you missed your chance at being a wizard. Don't encourage slut behavior by paying foids to fuck you.

Won't care, my mission is to lose my virginity. If she laughs at me, I can laugh right back in her face simply at how worthless her life is, probably even more than mine.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Well than that completely disproves your signature then, right OP?
BTW do you actually even have this planned out or are you just running a leap of faith that you can just go to x spot and pay some woman and she will fuck you, even without condom? I think its often done in the internet now but don't take my word for it.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Please use a condom.
You don't want any nasty STDs.

I don't even care about it. The worst possible STD is AIDS and less than 5% of the hookers in the city are infected with it, so I hear

Good luck I guess, but 18 is a little too early to give up, especially since you haven't been to college yet.

my advice is wait until 22 at least. Escortcel is the last nail in the coffin

I've waited long enough. I can't keep on rotting away while doing nothing about it.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Wear a condom, you dont want to catch anything.

 

[SirIncel]

I don't even care about it. The worst possible STD is AIDS and less than 5% of the hookers in the city are infected with it, so I hear

OK, bro. Your decision.

 

[Lord_Starscream]

If you're gonna do it I'd suggest you at least save up some money and find a fairly attractive one online. It's your first (and probably only) time so why not make it special? Don't just pick some ugly STD-infested whore off the street.

 

[AfrikanCel]

18 isn't even truecel. There are many male virgins at 18

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Well than that completely disproves your signature then, right OP?
BTW do you actually even have this planned out or are you just running a leap of faith that you can just go to x spot and pay some woman and she will fuck you, even without condom? I think its often done in the internet now but don't take my word for it.

I look a lot less suspect than probably 99% of people who hire hookers, so JFL if they turn me down just because I'm ugly.

 

[SirIncel]

If you're gonna do it I'd suggest you at least save up some money and find a fairly attractive one online. It's your first (and probably only) time so why not make it special? Don't just pick some ugly STD-infested whore off the street.

The problem is, they use fake pictures online so you can never really tell beforehand.

 

[Lord_Starscream]

The problem is, they use fake pictures online so you can never really tell beforehand.

Well no shit but you can at least get a reasonable sense. It's a lot better than the alternative.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Please use a condom.
You don't want any nasty STDs.

Definitely fuck the hooker but agreed for christ's sake - wear a condom. You're gonna get some combo of HIV/hepatitis/chlamydia/gonorrhea/syphilis/herpes and then what? You'll be crying on here about it. That's not gonna help.

 

[Spite]

Cool story bro, now tell me more about that roastie who's obsessed with your dick.

 

[IHateMySelf]

Take with you a condon. Dont you want to lose your virginity and then dont have ets?.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Definitely fuck the hooker but agreed for christ's sake - wear a condom. You're gonna get some combo of HIV/hepatitis/chlamydia/gonorrhea/syphilis/herpes and then what? You'll be crying on here about it. That's not gonna help.

Again, I simply do not want to ruin my first time by covering my dick in plastic. I'm already circumcised.

Cool story bro, now tell me more about that roastie who's obsessed with your dick.

What are you talking about?

 

[Lord_Starscream]

Again, I simply do not want to ruin my first time by covering my dick in plastic. I'm already circumcised.

Like I said if you wanna do it without protection save up the money so you can get one that probably doesn't have STD's. This is def one of those things where you don't want the cheaper option.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

If you're able to hire escorts regularly, yes. If not, then forget about it. No point in trying to get inconsistent sex.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Like I said if you wanna do it without protection save up the money so you can get one that probably doesn't have STD's. This is def one of those things where you don't want the cheaper option.

I cannot wait any longer. I am done doing nothing.

If you're able to hire escorts regularly, yes. If not, then forget about it. No point in trying to get inconsistent sex.

I plan on making this a frequent habit. Hopefully that will happen but it is highly unlikely

 

[Deleted member 8353]

If you're able to hire escorts regularly, yes. If not, then forget about it. No point in trying to get inconsistent sex.

That's how I feel.

I realize not everyone is like me, but I suspect that going to a prostitute would just make me feel even worse at this point.

 

[virgin4life]

Do it!! Or you will end up a 40 yo virgin with a fap count of 20.000 like me. Use a condom though. There is no point in not using one. Hookers usually have condoms or you can buy them from a machine.

 

[Spite]

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about. You're making these threads for attention and you know it, you're 18 and likely LARP.

I will not wear a condom either, because this will likely be my only chance to have sex

LMFAO, alright bro.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

You know what I'm talking about. You're making these threads for attention and you know it, you're 18 and likely LARP. LMFAO, alright bro.

What, those threads I made about the psychos that chased me around the school bullying and harassing me? Those threads were made before you were even here, newbie. Probably that faggot NekoStance's alt

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

I cannot wait any longer. I am done doing nothing.

I plan on making this a frequent habit. Hopefully that will happen but it is highly unlikely

gotta be frequent to keep your mood high.

That's how I feel.

I realize not everyone is like me, but I suspect that going to a prostitute would just make me feel even worse at this point.

its hard lying in bed with someone that doesn't want you of whom you are... in-conjuction to that i feel like getting irregular/inconsistent sex further facilitates depression. because you'd just spend most of the time reminiscing about it.

 

[ihatewomen94]

Sounds like a terrible idea. Go for it!

 

[Gremlincel]

If you're able to hire escorts regularly, yes. If not, then forget about it. No point in trying to get inconsistent sex.

That's how I feel.

I realize not everyone is like me, but I suspect that going to a prostitute would just make me feel even worse at this point.

Agreed.
Then again, maybe I would never be able to visit one, since I am so ashamed of my body, and small dick, but thats beside the point.

If it is your virginity that is bothering you, then go for it I suppose. You are still young, and keep in mind you can never get your 'first time' back.. but still, it's not a big deal either way.

 

[Spite]

What, those threads I made about the psychos that chased me around the school bullying and harassing me? Those threads were made before you were even here, newbie. Probably that faggot NekoStance's alt

w/e man, keep telling us about your 18 whole years of suffering and how hard your life is trying to get rid of all the psycho stacies chasing you. I'd bet my money on you being just a regular teenager posting here for the lols.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

w/e man, keep telling us about your 18 whole years of suffering and how hard your life is trying to get rid of all the psycho stacies chasing you. I'd bet my money on you being just a regular teenager posting here for the lols.

Nope. r/truerateme gave me an average score of like 3.8/10, and a "regular teenager" wouldn't even know of this website's existence, believe it or not.

 

[Spite]

Nope. r/truerateme gave me an average score of like 3.8/10, and a "regular teenager" wouldn't even know of this website's existence, believe it or not.

Link to thread and I'll change my opinion about you in an instant

 

[MaxZM98]

escorts are all ugly af. the experience will be underwhelming. i have tried it twice but the women were old, ugly and chubby (although the picture online showed hot asians). dont waste your money. i regret seeing an escort. i just felt pathetic afterwards

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Link to thread and I'll change my opinion about you in an instant

Just LOL if you think I'm dumb enough to dox myself like that. If you don't believe me, then oh well. I'm hardly on this website anymore so opinions about me hardly concern me.

 

[Spite]

Just LOL if you think I'm dumb enough to dox myself like that. If you don't believe me, then oh well. I'm hardly on this website anymore so opinions about me hardly concern me.

Thought so.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

my advice is wait until 22 at least. Escortcel is the last nail in the coffin

 

[Deleted member 301]

G

Hello guys. Tomorrow will be the day I finally lose my virginity. After 18 years of rejection, misery, and bitterness, I have come to the conclusion that the only way I will ever be able to have sex with a girl is if I pay her for it. I don't know how many times I've masturbated, definitely over 1500 times, since I started when I was 12 and have done it pretty much daily ever since. Finally, it won't be my hand that will make me cum, but instead a real female's vagina. Of course it's pathetic, but there is simply no way I am going to let myself die a virgin. I will take the car into the city tomorrow night, where I know prostitutes walk around looking for work. I will not wear a condom either, because this will likely be my only chance to have sex. Fuck, I'm already hard at the thought of it. This will be the most bold, significant thing I will have ever done, and although I am nervous, I am exited nonetheless. Wish me luck.

Good luck, hope you don't catch anything. I'd hire a prostitute but my penis is too small to penetrate a vagina.

 

[King_of_Beggars]

Good luck op, hopefully u dont get HIV if she for some reason allow u to fuck her bareback

 

[acnescarcel]

wtf jdawg got banned too now?

 

[Bagelcel]

you're only 18 LOL, too young to resort to a prostitute

 

[Deleted member 677]

You should go to Nevada where it's legal. You don't want to risk getting arrested.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

wtf jdawg got banned too now?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Did he get fucking banned for "illegal activity?"

 

[hunchback]

i'd like to visit one but i fucking hate my body and i don't want to get naked in front of another person

 

[Blancmange]

Please read this before you do it.

I have experience being an escortcel, my first time was when I was 19

If you are going to see an escort, try not to fap for at least 5 days before you go, the reason for this is because she will probably make you wear a condom which takes a lot of sensation away. Also for the fact that she might be loose down there, another reason is because you will probably get nervous..

Also don't worry about getting a disease, most escorts are actually cleaner than the average foid as they get tested regularly and use protection.

Also don't force yourself to go through with it on a particular day, because you might railroad yourself into doing a 7/10, be choosy and wait until you find a 9/10 10/10 if possible.

 

[UndertakerCel]

So how was it?

 

[nazincel]

Please read this before you do it.

I have experience being an escortcel, my first time was when I was 19

If you are going to see an escort, try not to fap for at least 5 days before you go, the reason for this is because she will probably make you wear a condom which takes a lot of sensation away. Also for the fact that she might be loose down there, another reason is because you will probably get nervous..
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This made me remember my first time. Which wasn't a pleasant moment