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Is Santa Claus an incel?


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ilieknothing

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Santa Claus has a lot of incel traits:

  • He lives isolated in the north pole.
  • He has no foid (in most depictions)
  • He copes by making toys.
  • He has given up and has fatmaxxed
  • He calls out foids all the time by saying “Ho, Ho, Ho“
  • Most of soyciety doesn’t believe in him
  • All his friends are manlets (elves)
  • He NEETmaxxes for most of the year
  • He hates summer
 
Ehhhh...

At least Santa has some level of respect unlike an inkwell. Pretty much all of the media depictions he's in shows him as some sort of hero making sure all of the children get their presents for Christmas or somehow protecting the "meaning of Christmas."

He also gets free cookies and milk from the houses he visits and has a sleigh with flying reindeer. His elves work for him for free.
 
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Santa-----> Satan
Claus------> Clause---->Law

=Satan's Laws
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Nah Santa is just old so his libido is gone thats why, he could easily fly out of the north pole
 
Nah Santa is just old so his libido is gone thats why, he could easily fly out of the north pole
He could but would any foid have sex with him if he did?
 
Santa Claus is a western invention.Most likely he was Saint Nicholas and the myth of giving gifts propagated from him.
 
Santa Claus is statusmaxed
 
Sir Nick isn't incel but a MGHOW volcel.
-He has the power to sneak into houses through chimneys but never rapedmaxxed with a 10/10 underaged russian Stacy.
:feelsthink:
 
Sir Nick isn't incel but a MGHOW volcel.
-He has the power to sneak into houses through chimneys but never rapedmaxxed with a 10/10 underaged russian Stacy.
:feelsthink:
I’ve never read a report of an incel raping though
 
I’ve never read a report of an incel raping though
That's just a loophole right?
Incel->rapemax->no more incel since ascended as sexhaver so being reported as just a rapist (meanwhile getting rejected by jelous incels who doen't have the chance to rapemax?)
No? :kys:
 
He gets to come down chimneys and sneak into sluts bedrooms while they sleep
 
he is also fat as shit because he gets no tinder matches so he uses food to cope
 
- He loves children
 
Santa Claus has a lot of incel traits:

  • He lives isolated in the north pole.
  • He has no foid (in most depictions)
  • He copes by making toys.
  • He has given up and has fatmaxxed
  • He calls out foids all the time by saying “Ho, Ho, Ho“
  • Most of soyciety doesn’t believe in him
  • All his friends are manlets (elves)
  • He NEETmaxxes for most of the year
  • He hates summer
He’s a volcel. He ain’t got no time for a hoe, he gotta do the work. That’s his sacrifice for us. Well, for Chad and normies, since he doesen’t like us incels
 
He is often pictured as being tall doe, kinda ogre like.
 
He’s Chad.

-Height mogs all of his Elves

-There is literally a song call “I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause”.
 
That’s his wife Mrs Clause.

The woman he was kissing was just some random, he was cucking her husband and the kid just happened to witness it.
Sounds legit. :feelsjuice:
 

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