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JFL Is olympicsmaxxing a good method to ascend?

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Become an athlete, qualify for the Olympics, then pretend to be injured in your penis to get a handjob massage theory :feelsokman:
 
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It's a sheboon. Doesn't count
 
She is indeed a low tier sheboon Becky, but would you not ascend with her?
I think most Olympic athletes can do better than someone of her caliber
 
The guy in the vid is a tall moggerfucker, he is 1,88 m and his name is Jimmer Fredette
Yeah figured because of the nigball jersey but if it's one thing olympians share in common it's height
 
I would've knocked her ass out
 
You need top tier genetics to compete in the olympics.
 
just be a top 5% superhuman athlete theory
 
too much effort tbh

running around in circles a lot sounds really boring idk

actually it'd be kinda cute if I did it bc I'm a cat, but it's obviously not as cute when a nigger does it bc niggers aren't cute
 

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