Serious Is it just UKcels that have to do mandatory singing assemblies in school?

[Deleted member 22572]

@mental_out @Hate_my_life @FrailPaleStaleMale @cryptic__egg @CelticTruecel @FACEandLMS I forgot the other ukcels sry

Did u guys have weekly assemblies where u had to sing for 30mins to an hour or somethin?

I did from reception to year 6 (4-11yro)

Up till year 4 I would just sit there in silence and mouth all the lyrics and would never sing and never got caught luckily

In infants school we would do nursery rhyme type shit

But in primary school we always sung (((pop))) songs. What a way to brainwash kids!

Luckily when I was in school the songs were slightly less degenerate. I can't imagine the shit they sing now.

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if some schools b singing along to this:

 

[skinnypeniscel]

yeah i remember having to do that in primary school in the assemblies, songs like he's got the whole world in his hand. we still do it now every thursday at my school in the 'spiritual assembly'

fucking retarded

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Never

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Never

U from the United Kingdom?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Women are getting uglier, more degenerate, and acting more manly. The human race is fucked. Im honestly glad.

Ape uprising soon.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

U from the United Kingdom?

No

 

[Deleted member 22572]

No

Can u change Ur avi so it doesn't have the white lines on the left and the top please

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Can u change Ur avi so it doesn't have the white lines on the left and the top please

Sure. Later though. I use fast banana red and it looks normal to me

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Women are getting uglier, more degenerate, and acting more manly. The human race is fucked. Im honestly glad.

Ape uprising soon.

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[Ping And Pong]

It was like once a year for me, would also just pretend to sing, JFL that you had to do it weekly

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Yeah, we also did hymn practice

Tf is that? U sung religious songs?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Sure. Later though. I use fast banana red and it looks normal to me

 

[Alone75]

I didn't think they did them anymore. I remember at primary school 86-91 we had morning assembly and sang some Christian hymns.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Have they stopped that now?

I think only some schools do that now. I remember every now and then probably once a year these religious guys would come in and preach to us and force us to sing their songs.

Only Catholic schools do it now I think

 

[wasted12years]

No but we had to dance square dance in Swedistan.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

No but we had to dance square dance in Swedistan.

Va? Jag veit inte vad square dansen är

 

[wasted12years]

Va? Jag veit inte vad square dansen är

I åttan eller nian var vi tvungna att dansa squaredans. Det är en amerikansk dans från 30-talet, cowboy-aktig. Det var ca 2006.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

I åttan eller nian var vi tvungna att dansa squaredans. Det är en amerikansk dans från 30-talet, cowboy-aktig. Det var ca 2006.

Du är inte svenska om du inte lustna till Shaun Banan

 

[wasted12years]

Du är inte svenska om du inte lustna till Shaun Banan

Han var populär för 10 år sen. Inte min typ av musik. Tycker han är pinsam.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Yeah man. Went to a Catholic primary. Not fun.

Think we had a "mass" every Wednesday or something and I never had the faintest clue wtf was going on

"He's got the whole world in his hands"

"This little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine"

"All thiNgs bright and beautiful. All creatures great and small..."

Those are a few songs off the top of my head.

Had them every assembly.

I did from reception to year 6 (4-11yro)

Same.
@FastBananaCEO did you have a pointer/rolling TV?

 

[ItsACrazyWorld]

"He's got the whole world, in his pants
He's got the whole world, in his pants
He's got the whole world, in his pants
He's got the whole world, in his...PANTS"

I guess others sang that too? That was allegedly like the uk school assembly national anthem lol

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Yeah man. Went to a Catholic primary. Not fun.

Think we had a "mass" every Wednesday or something and I never had the faintest clue wtf was going on

"He's got the whole world in his hands"

"This little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine"

"All thiNgs bright and beautiful. All creatures great and small..."

Those are a few songs off the top of my head.

Had them every assembly.

Same.
@FastBananaCEO did you have a pointer/rolling TV?

No we just had a projector and someone would scroll down the Microsoft word that had all the lyrics on it

 

[The Abyss]

I remember that shit, this lil' light of mine & whole world in his hands.

 

[ilieknothing]

I remember we had to sing pop songs in year 5 and 6. I remember blame it on the boogie by Jackson 5 and Yellow by Coldplay, they weren’t that degenerate

 

[The Abyss]

I remember we had to sing pop songs in year 5 and 6. I remember blame it on the boogie by Jackson 5 and Yellow by Coldplay, they weren’t that degenerate

My niece had something at the school & they were dancing to soulja boy or so I heard :/

 

[Deleted member 22572]

My niece had something at the school & they were dancing to soulja boy or so I heard :/

Soulja Boy tell em

 

[ilieknothing]

My niece had something at the school & they were dancing to soulja boy or so I heard :/

At least it’s not Ariana Grande singing about getting railed by Chad. Soulja boy could be fun

 

[The Abyss]

At least it’s not Ariana Grande singing about getting railed by Chad. Soulja boy could be fun

That was like 12 years ago or so may be different now.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

YOU KEEP FORGETTING TO TAG ME YOU FUCKING FAG

 

[Deleted member 20139]

I kind of miss those singing assembelies tbh

 

[Deleted member 22572]

YOU KEEP FORGETTING TO TAG ME YOU FUCKING FAG

Haha

 

[Mainländer]

I had mandatory national anthem singing in some of the schools I went to as a kid.

 

[LooksAreLife]

Never

 

[The Abyss]

I can't recall if all assemblies had signing. But many did. Although. It's not like I bothered singing. I had no interest in singing the same jesus tracks over and over.

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[Deleted member 27495]

My niece had something at the school & they were dancing to soulja boy or so I heard :/

JFL

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Yeah I remember doing that. I fucking hated it. This is why British schools are retarded.

 

[To koniec]

Women are getting uglier, more degenerate, and acting more manly. The human race is fucked. Im honestly glad.

Ape uprising soon.

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Nah it's just negresses

 

[metabuxx]

Women are getting uglier, more degenerate, and acting more manly. The human race is fucked. Im honestly glad.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Nah it's just negresses

Cope. Cumskin foids are just as degenerate if not worse

 

[To koniec]

Cope. Cumskin foids are just as degenerate if not worse

You're bit right tho i was responding to word 'ugly'. Btw which race you are ?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

You're bit right tho i was responding to word 'ugly'. Btw which race you are ?

I'm a Gorilla. I'm not human

 

[To koniec]

I'm a Gorilla. I'm not human

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Based Gorillaman

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Hell no

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

Yes there's some truth in this. It's not particularly organised, you don't get graded for your skills and it's only a primary school thing (age 5-11). You don't have to sing individually either obviously. It's a weird ass country.

yeah i remember having to do that in primary school in the assemblies, songs like he's got the whole world in his hand. we still do it now every thursday at my school in the 'spiritual assembly'

fucking retarded

Lmfao yep, he's got the whole wideee woorrrlddd, in his hand...

Pretty disgraceful tbh as it was a state school, we shouldn't be singing religious/christian songs.

 

[ihaveno1]

Not a ukcel but yea i had to do this in elementary school

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I went to Catholic schools so we had to say prayers in assembly and at first morning class, usually the Our Father. At secondary school we had to say the Hail Mary in Irish.