Serious Is Formula One the perfect sport for incel manlets?

[Teutonic Knight]

Formula One is one of the rare sports where being short is actually an advantage.

You also don't need to be physically gifted.

It's actually a very nerdy sport as you need to know a lot about engineering and things like that.

At the same time, it's a dangerous and manly sport and can be used for masculinemaxxing and even thugmaxxing. It's also a highly paid sport, I think Formula One driver Michael Schumacher is still the highest paid "athlete" of all times.

Look at their weak jaws, they're also manlets, all of them under 6'0'', yet all of them are rich and popular.

We should have been formulaonemaxxing instead of playing videos games in childhood and drive go-karts as little kids.

 

[Vorbei]

When you think about it, F1 is pretty egalitarian when it comes to looks/height. You can be 1/10 in the face, but if you're 1/10 of a second faster than the competition, you can make tens of millions. Mark Webber was a 6' 1" chad, but his height and weight made him slower and there's a case for saying it cost him the WC in 2010.

Pastor Maldonado and Vitaly Petrov are 100% incel tier.

 

[Insomniac]

I don’t think it even counts as a sport tbh.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

When you think about it, F1 is pretty egalitarian when it comes to looks/height. You can be 1/10 in the face, but if you're 1/10 of a second faster than the competition, you can make tens of millions. Mark Webber was a 6' 1" chad, but his height and weight made him slower and there's a case for saying it cost him the WC in 2010.

To make it even worse for him, he lost it to Vettel who is incel-tier for German standards.

In any other situation, Vettel would be the beta to Webber, but in F1, Vettel was the alpha male in the team.

The most brutal teammate-mog in history:



1:45 you don't often see a Chad frustrated like this after mogged by an incel-tier man
2:20 look at how badly Webber height-mogs him though. At the end, he probably gets the last laugh as he gets to fuck Stacy's in Chadstralia.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

To be fair it would be a good cope.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

To be fair it would be a good cope.

Imagine being in the center of attention of all of this as a top tier F1 racing driver

 

[Cuyen]

I don’t think it even counts as a sport tbh.

yes i agree it is just driving lmao doesnt count as sport

 

[Teutonic Knight]

yes i agree it is just driving lmao doesnt count as sport

It's one of the rare sports where women are allowed to compete with men because men hold no significant physical advantages. Women are still nowhere near the elite, no F1 team will pick up a female driver even if that would get them tons of marketing potential. All the female drivers out there are just levels bellow F1. It drives feminists and cucks crazy.

 

[wizardcel]

To make it even worse for him, he lost it to Vettel who is incel-tier for German standards.

In any other situation, Vettel would be the beta to Webber, but in F1, Vettel was the alpha male in the team.

The most brutal teammate-mog in history:



1:45 you don't often see a Chad frustrated like this after mogged by an incel-tier man
2:20 look at how badly Webber height-mogs him though. At the end, he probably gets the last laugh as he gets to fuck Stacy's in Chadstralia.

Webber wasted his time doing F1. He was too slow to be a WC contender.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Webber wasted his time doing F1. He was too slow to be a WC contender.

He was too tall IMO.

Imagine how badly the manlet Alonso would mog him.

 

[AsiaCel]

I find that competition requiring nimbleness tend to favor manlets, same can be said for like horsing. The shorter you are the lighter you are and the better you are.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Jockeying is the ultimate incel sport. It’s a sport made for manlets and framecels.

 

[Stulejarz]

you have to start very early if you want to be a champion (just like in any sport). Schumacher started when he was 4 years old, Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton 8 years old.

 

[FlamingCel]

To be fair it would be a good cope.

 

[Michael15651]

Possibly, I'd say so.

 

[Cuyen]

Possibly, I'd say so.

I agree bro

 

[Newbie17]

@LastGerman thoughts on this thread?

 

[grondilu]

You also don't need to be physically gifted

Yes you do. F1 drivers have extraordinary short response times, at least.

 

[Newbie17]

Yes you do. F1 drivers have extraordinary short response times, at least.

True. And F1 drivers say that the G-force is IMMENSE, that's why every race is so exhausting for them.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

yeah,but no one cares about formula,so lol

 

[Newbie17]

yeah,but no one cares about formula,so lol

Lol at you

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Lol at you

he mogs so hard.
His skull is twice as big as mine,i felt like he was gonna kill me

 

[Newbie17]

he mogs so hard.
His skull is twice as big as mine,i felt like he was gonna kill me

Brutal Pulevpill

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Brutal Pulevpill

nigga got banned 4 a year for kissing a ricewhore

 

[Newbie17]

nigga got banned 4 a year for kissing a ricewhore

Yes but charges against him got taken down ngl

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Yes but charges against him got taken down ngl

No one cares tbh.Ppl here aren't low t beta cucks.Even his wife defended him.

 

[LastGerman]

@LastGerman thoughts on this thread?

Moggs me brutally.

 

[Shigechi]

Senna was a Chad but his rival Prost was an ugly turbomanlet.

 

[Newbie17]

Senna was a Chad but his rival Prost was an ugly turbomanlet.

Yes, brutal mog and lifefuel for Brazilcels @Mainländer

 

[Unhappy-Man]

To make it even worse for him, he lost it to Vettel who is incel-tier for German standards.

In any other situation, Vettel would be the beta to Webber, but in F1, Vettel was the alpha male in the team.

The most brutal teammate-mog in history:



1:45 you don't often see a Chad frustrated like this after mogged by an incel-tier man
2:20 look at how badly Webber height-mogs him though. At the end, he probably gets the last laugh as he gets to fuck Stacy's in Chadstralia.

This guy, with his face is incel in Germany???
He is 175cm, not that short.

 

[Hell]

Just have your rich parents shove you into a racing kart by the time you can barely walk bro

 

[Speed]

It WOULD be, but you need money and connections to get far in that world. Or you have to be a fucking genius at racing like Lewis Hamilton.

I think there are some initiatives as far as NASCAR is concerned to get minorities more involved in the sport so there's that option if you're ethnic.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Competitive Suicide is the perfect sport for incel manlets.

 

[PPEcel]

Moggs me brutally.

I was about to tag you lol, I knew you would have something to say.

It's over for nonracecardrivingcels

 

[LastGerman]

I was about to tag you lol, I knew you would have something to say.

It's over for nonracecardrivingcels

I really should end my life at this point.

 

[PPEcel]

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This guy, with his face is incel in Germany???
He is 175cm, not that short.

He mogs everyone in Southeast Asia combined

 

[0x3nf4rt]

F1 by this point is for incel looking kids with rich families

View attachment 180836
This guy, with his face is incel in Germany???
He is 175cm, not that short.

Seb's not that great looking but he's charming he has money

 

[Newbie17]

F1 by this point is for incel looking kids with rich families

Leclerc is mogger ngl

 

[0x3nf4rt]

Leclerc is mogger ngl

Mogging machine tbh tbh

 

[Unhappy-Man]

F1 by this point is for incel looking kids with rich families


Seb's not that great looking but he's charming he has money

I don't know about you but he mogs me from Alsace-Lorraine to East Prussia

 

[HappilySingle]

Operating a formula 1 team requires getting a shit ton of money, and ads are important. No team want's an incel face in their ads. Face is a qualifier just like height is in the nba.

 

[MaxZM98]

i have a friend who is a top gran turismo player. but he is like 6'6.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Isn't that the white trash sport?

 

[speedtypingincel]

To make it even worse for him, he lost it to Vettel who is incel-tier for German standards.

In any other situation, Vettel would be the beta to Webber, but in F1, Vettel was the alpha male in the team.

The most brutal teammate-mog in history:



1:45 you don't often see a Chad frustrated like this after mogged by an incel-tier man
2:20 look at how badly Webber height-mogs him though. At the end, he probably gets the last laugh as he gets to fuck Stacy's in Chadstralia.

 

[Shigechi]

Isn't that the white trash sport?

That is nascar or some shit.

 

[Kent]

True. And F1 drivers say that the G-force is IMMENSE, that's why every race is so exhausting for them.

Legit. Once you understand not only the G-force that they face but the constant unrelating attention they must have to avoid danger, it is the GOAT sport. I am an Americansportscel but even I understand that they must be hands-down the toughest athletes.