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Serious Iranincel Q&A I have survived two wars and 90 days of internet blackout. I'm back, I would either just die or kill myself

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ask me anything brocels
 
What is the Most significant change rn
 
how did you survive?
 
How did you come to conclusion that you should post about that here?
 
how does one survive in war?
 
How many kikes have you killed?
 
Have you tried to flee your city or even the country as a whole? (glad you're still alive btw)
 
are the jews losing?
 
Sorry brocel that you have to suffer because of this stupid war. How hard have been your days since the war broke out? Are you physically well? Apart from the internet blackout how have your life been affected? I hope this shit ends and you can return to normalcy.
 
Could you use a body?
 
What is the Most significant change rn
There's no more plastic essential Goods like eggs, meat, and milk are getting stupidly expensive. The government is almost a failed state, a lot of prostitution, a lot of people who have lost their jobs

They have rationed gas, and we are not going to have enough electricity for the summer. Almost every neighbouring country hates us now ( don't blame them lol), so we can't import shit like smartphones or laptops or even medicine
 
how did you survive?
stayed home like a good little incel, kept my mouth shut when I needed to, and got out of the major city that I was in and went back to my shitty little hometown
 
How u passed time during blackout
 
How did you come to conclusion that you should post about that here?
My life is over, like over there is not a single good outcome for me im doomed. My only hope in life was to somehow get a good, high-paying job by studymaxing and just you know get a place to live, maybe a pet at some point, and cope until the day i die alone and unloved but ther is not way out anymore im trapped i can't even cope anymore

and i think you know it already in this world you either cope or rope
 
how does one survive in war?
stay home
Identify the places that they would airsturk
move to a small town, or even better, a village
The roads are dangerous, be careful

Get water, batteries, and canned food just in case, and keep cash with you

and keep your mouth shut
 
Have you tried to flee your city or even the country as a whole? (glad you're still alive btw)
I did get out of the city, but i can't flee the country


I can get to Russia or Turkey and stay there for a while but i can't saty there for long plus my family ain't got moneylike that

also I have to go through my mandatory military service, and I am also on a 100% governmental scholarship, which makes leaving even more difficult, at least legally speaking. Even if I do it illegally, they would probably just deport my ass back to Iran
 
Sorry brocel that you have to suffer because of this stupid war. How hard have been your days since the war broke out? Are you physically well? Apart from the internet blackout how have your life been affected? I hope this shit ends and you can return to normalcy.
Every day was a new agonizing torture. There is no way out, I am trapped, and I cannot comfort myself like other Iranians. I don't have a girlfriend, I don't drink or smoke. there used to be a few good things in my life, but now they are gone i don't even know how i can still do basic tasks like studying or working out

Thankfully, despite the fact that my city got bombed 7 or 8 times, it wasn't near our house

i just want to see the world burn
 
Do the people still support the regime there?
 
How u passed time during blackout
I slept, tried ways to escape the blackout and get access to the internet, got a job, learned how to drive, and also made some videos on the national network, which went viral. Obviously, I didn't show my face cuz that would have been a stupid
 
You people deserve it. I only wish the casualties on the other side were just as high. Let it all burn.
 
I did get out of the city, but i can't flee the country


I can get to Russia or Turkey and stay there for a while but i can't saty there for long plus my family ain't got moneylike that

also I have to go through my mandatory military service, and I am also on a 100% governmental scholarship, which makes leaving even more difficult, at least legally speaking. Even if I do it illegally, they would probably just deport my ass back to Iran
Brutal, I really hope they won't send you as cannon fodder at some point :worryfeels:

Stay safe broski
 
No, they are winning
thank you for taking the time.
war sucks.
hopefully life gets back to normal soon.
sending my prayers, may you and your family be safe.
all the best.
 
thank you for taking the time.
war sucks.
hopefully life gets back to normal soon.
sending my prayers, may you and your family be safe.
all the best.
thank you
 
has hypergamy really hit your country yet?
i feel like more strict countries have a lot less of a problem with that
 
Good to see you're still alive :feelsokman:

I haven't really followed the news, how are they planning on ending this war?

Also maybe try to escape to Germany, lots of Iranians here.
 
Brutal. Hope you are able to stay safe and same for your family. Seriously this is all fucked up.
 
has hypergamy really hit your country yet?
i feel like more strict countries have a lot less of a problem with that
It has for a very long time. I have friends who work in a lab; they don't show you guys the stats since it would look bad, but the rate of STDs does not lie

Also, just take a look at the birth rates, man

I don't know why people here glaze the Islamic Republic of Iran so much like guys, it is not much different here, for god fucking sake we almost overthrew the government because a woman who got killed by the morality police
 
Good to see you're still alive :feelsokman:

I haven't really followed the news, how are they planning on ending this war?

Also maybe try to escape to Germany, lots of Iranians here.
After the snap back, it hasn't been that easy


Turkey is the best option for me right now since I can already speak a Turkick language, so I will learn the language fast, and it does not require a visa

if nothing works
If things get really bad, I will try to get into the Ministry of Defense and become a wopan dealer for the russian
 
After the snap back, it hasn't been that easy


Turkey is the best option for me right now since I can already speak a Turkick language, so I will learn the language fast, and it does not require a visa

if nothing works
If things get really bad, I will try to get into the Ministry of Defense and become a wopan dealer for the russian
Turkey? You mean Germany? :feelshaha:
 
After the snap back, it hasn't been that easy


Turkey is the best option for me right now since I can already speak a Turkick language, so I will learn the language fast, and it does not require a visa

if nothing works
If things get really bad, I will try to get into the Ministry of Defense and become a wopan dealer for the russian
Go to Europe (via plane!) and say you‘re gay or something so you won’t get deported
 
Do you use VPN?
 
I hate Israel and I'm happy when something bad happens to them
 
Based Irancel. I hope you don't believe the propaganda that everyone in the USA hates you, the only ones who support the war are the zionist jewz. Unfortunately, they are the ones who runs things here. I wish the best for Iran and its people:feelsokman:
 
Go to Europe (via plane!) and say you‘re gay or something so you won’t get deported
the hard part is getting on the damn plane

Getting a visa is very difficult
 

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