IRANIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER SET TO TERRORIZE NBA

[Acorn]

The Memphis Grizzlies have signed 7-foot-2 Hamed Haddadi, stealing him away from the Saba Battery in the Iranian Super League.

Haddadi, the NBA’s first Iranian player, is poised to explode onto the scene. However, some scouts fear he could turn out to be a disastrous bomb.

“Look, I could be wrong and he could just blow up,” said Percy Watkins, a veteran NBA scout. “But from what I’ve seen so far, I expect to see him self-destruct under the pressure, and possibly take all of Memphis (Grizzlies) with him.”

Despite the lack of solid intelligence, the Grizzlies are confident in their Iran Man. Chris Wallace, the Grizzlies general manager, says he doesn’t expect much fallout from Haddadi, and claims that critics have been unduly harsh.

“I don’t want to make him out to be a martyr just yet, but I think the non-believers should prepare to be shocked and awed,” said Wallace. “With him at center we hope to wipe the rest of our division off the map, god willing.”

Whatever the result, it seems certain that Haddadi will receive an unstable reaction from the Memphis fan base unless he has what it takes to enrich the Grizzlies’ offensive capabilities and deliver a new surge of energy to this depleted franchise.

 

[DarkStar]

@incelerated well, what do you have to say for yourself?

 

[Lonelyus]

The Memphis Grizzlies have signed 7-foot-2 Hamed Haddadi, stealing him away from the Saba Battery in the Iranian Super League.

Haddadi, the NBA’s first Iranian player, is poised to explode onto the scene. However, some scouts fear he could turn out to be a disastrous bomb.

“Look, I could be wrong and he could just blow up,” said Percy Watkins, a veteran NBA scout. “But from what I’ve seen so far, I expect to see him self-destruct under the pressure, and possibly take all of Memphis (Grizzlies) with him.”

Despite the lack of solid intelligence, the Grizzlies are confident in their Iran Man. Chris Wallace, the Grizzlies general manager, says he doesn’t expect much fallout from Haddadi, and claims that critics have been unduly harsh.

“I don’t want to make him out to be a martyr just yet, but I think the non-believers should prepare to be shocked and awed,” said Wallace. “With him at center we hope to wipe the rest of our division off the map, god willing.”

Whatever the result, it seems certain that Haddadi will receive an unstable reaction from the Memphis fan base unless he has what it takes to enrich the Grizzlies’ offensive capabilities and deliver a new surge of energy to this depleted franchise.

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So he is a suicide bomber?

 

[Acorn]

So he is a suicide bomber?

Alhamdulilah al hamad haddadi abu bomber khan

 

[CruxGammata]

 

[incelerated]

@incelerated well, what do you have to say for yourself?

Article written by Jews nothing new.

I hate anyone who plays basketball tho cause I'm 165cm framelet. It's a very violent and disgusting sport suitable to Americans and other whites.

 

[DarkStar]

Article written by Jews nothing new.

Nigga I was joking.

I hate anyone who plays basketball tho cause I'm 165cm framelet.

I hate all sports tbh.

It's a very violent and disgusting sport suitable to Americans and other whites.

Jfl, look at most NBA players race: Also, America isn't a White country, and the White demographic here is a mix of a bunch of different

Back in Middle School & HS here, it was mainly Blacks who played it, as well as White normies who love black "culture"

 

[incelerated]

Nigga I was joking.

I hate all sports tbh.

Jfl, look at most NBA players race: Also, America isn't a White country, and the White demographic here is a mix of a bunch of different

Back in Middle School & HS here, it was mainly Blacks who played it, as well as White normies who love black "culture"

TWD

 

[incelerated]

OP what faggot's alt are you?

And have you considered suicide?

 

[Acorn]

OP what faggot's alt are you?

@incelerated

And have you considered suicide?

Not yet maybe later though