Simulacrasimulation
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DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
INTRODUCING THE NEW SUPERHERO
SUPERCEL
he is supercel defender of the soy
he is as fast as a mule, has nearsightedness, cant consume dairy, has metabolic syndrome, can leap half a hoe with a single bound.
HIS ONLY SUPER POWER IS TO DRIVE AWAY WOMEN FROM ANY AREA AS QUICK AS LIGHTENING FROM 10000 METRES AWAY.