JFL Indirect ascend method

[molester]

Step 1: sneak into girls bathroom (this will be very risky, but act like you have a mental disability if questioned)
Step 2: find a stall, enter it, and lock it shut.
Step 3: start jacking off, phone is optional for porn to assist you but you're in a girls bathroom, you can use your imagination and surroundings.
Step 4: cum on the front of the toilet seat, where the foids pussy will be.
Step 5: exit

congratulations you've just indirectly ascended. when a foid walks in and sits she will slide directly over your pool of cum and it will get on her pussy and when she wipes, she will push it just far enough to get her pregnant.

this method has about a 32% chance of working.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Go take your meds dude. This method will create another incel to suffer without the chance of me actually getting real sex

 

[Limitcel]

I thought about it these days, but in this case cum on the toilet paper

 

[Limitcel]

Go take your meds dude. This method will create another incel to suffer without the chance of me actually getting real sex

She would just have an abortion anyway, 98% of women have had at least 23 abortions every year

 

[Sloth22]

Is it really ascension if you never did the physical act?

 

[Lonelyus]

 

[Five Dozen Eggs]

This doesn't count IMO and if it did it would be far easier to sneak into a sperm bank and swap your samples with the ones chad left

 

[Lonelyus]

There are other ways to ascend

 

[VideoGameCoper]

She would just have an abortion anyway, 98% of women have had at least 23 abortions every year

Pretty much true

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Is it really ascension if you never did the physical act?

No