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LifeFuel HOW TO ASCEND?(GUIDE)

Try this before you do. You can't say its 100% over unless you have either tried everything you could or are a legit truecel
Too mentally fucked hahahahaha
 
Im sure many of you (those who are truly incel) already pretty much gave up on life and are only waiting for the day you die but here I made a guide that could make ascension actually possible for some of you. This guide will teach you how you can actually ascend as an incel once and for all. And also, in case any of you want to commit suicide this is the better alternative(@lu.jones)

I made this guide to get an incel as attractive as possible and use strats that will definitely help a lot of users here including myself ascend

PART 1:
MONEYMAXXING
Moneymaxxing is the first step you should take when it comes to ascending as an incel and I won't go too much into detail with this one but here are some of the steps I would recommend you to take:
1. Saving
Simply avoid buying unnecessary items like bottled water, processed foods, decoration, videogames, pills and anything wrapped up in plastic. I know I know, it is a big sacrifice to make but always remember that you are doing this to ascend, as an incel you simply have no other options

2. Earning Money
To earn money I would recommend getting into investing(crypto, stocks) and getting some kind of small side job you truly enjoy doing with good enough wages. Now Im not very skilled with earning money so I would appreciate recommendations from the other more high IQ users here(for example @GeckoBus )

PART 2:
LOOKS
This is the main part of your journey where you will put 100% effort into looksmaxxing to reach your highest potential. And an important thing to remember here is that it is not only because of girls you are doing this, its also to get treated better by society in general. After all looks are what determines how easy your overall life will be and every point counts

1. Height:
It is well known that the ideal height is somewhere in 6'3''-6'7 range and that has been confirmed by studies in the past. Height is extremely important in male to female attraction aswell as being respected by people around you and a boost in a couple of inches can make a big difference believe it or not. You could get a LL surgery and Im sure there are also forums where you can inform yourself more about this topic. Now, the problem with LL surgeries however is that they can leave you permanently unable to walk so I wouldn't 100% recommend it but you can do it if you want to. As an alternative to a LL surgery you can wear shoelifts instead, just make sure they aren't too obvious. If you decide to get a LL surgery anyways this will definitely be the most expensive part of your journey towards ascension

2. Hair:
Hair is important to keep a good face framing and it also signalizes youth and health so this is an important part of your journey. In order to treat your balding you can use dutasteride to maintain and regrow hair accompanied with Minoxidil 5% twice a day and altough I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, it can be a good option for some of you. The other more natural option is to simply apply egg yolks or beef talg on your hair. Now, if you have a recessed hairline beyond Norwood 2 you can do either a FUE (recommended because of advantages) or a FUT hair transplant. This will cost you about 16 000$ together with all the drugs and subscriptions. If you are beyond Norwood 5, then you will just have to use a hair piece or maybe settle for a transplant to Norwood 3. In the end I would recommend dying your hair to a darker color if you are caucasian (always rember: Tall Dark and Handsome)

3. Teeth:
An often overlooked part when it comes to looksmaxxing. If you have an underbite, overbite or an uneven bite it affects the shape of your face and jaw negatively. Get that fixed but do not do any teeth extractions, you want to keep the fullness in your face for optimal looks so its very important to remember to keep all your teeth. Eat mostly meat, it is the best food for chewing and remember to breathe through your nose and hold the correct tongue posture at all times.
In the end don't forget to whiten your teeth and replace any metal fillings with white fillings so all teeth in your mouth look pretty much perfect

4. Face:
To attract women you will need a masculine face. Im sure you can find info about "sexual dimorphism" on Incel Wiki and see what it means. Strong brow ridge, narrow/hunter eyes, strong cheekbones and a strong jaw / chin is what you generally need. You will already improve the jaw to an extent in step 3. Now here I will cover all the parts of the face:
JAW - f you lack chin after braces and jaw surgery, you could get a chin implant and it will give you a visible improvement. If you still lack jaw width there is also a possibility of jaw implants
NOSE - if you are asian get a surgery to increase your nose bridge and make your nose more western so to speak(or don't, maybe that is not ways needed)
If your nose is too big, it shouldn't be that big of a deal unless it looks truly awful. The main thing to remember is that your nose should fit your face. Nose job costs range from about 5000 to 10000$ if Im correct.
EYES - eyes are often called a window to ones soul and that is because they are naturally the first thing an animal(humans are also animals) sees on you. If you have Asian eyes, you could get double eyelid surgery altough it might not always be necessary. As for the eye color, it is not that important but you can use colored lenses if you want to. Now, if you have droopy eyes it is not really the worst thing in a man, but what you ideally want is predator eyes (almond/hunter eyes). If it is possible in any way via surgery, you should definitely consider it. I think it is not though so I guess that will have to stay as it is. If possible, tint your eyebrows black, there is a reason foids like them thick and dark eyebrows. It simply frames the eyes better and always looks good. Your hair has to match with the eyebrows though, otherwise you will look uncanny.

5. Skin:
Very important, you want to ideally have tanned and smooth skin(as I mentioned in another thread) Not too pale nor yellowish(Asian).
If you are black you are already set and good to go since you can't really change much about your skin color without looking uncanny. Otherwise I would recommend putting animal fat on your skin and sunbathing in the sun during the day until your body tells you to stop(you will know when)

6. Body:
Not much you can do here honestly, but I would recommend increasing animal products and getting rid of grains, seeds and of course alcoholic bewerages or energy drinks in your diet (this is for you @Ron.Belgrade Remember: no alcohol and energy drinks)

And that pretty much concludes it, you will first moneymaxx and then you will put a 100% focus on improving your looks. After all of that the next additional 3rd step will be either geomaxxing or escorts(in the worst case scenario) if you are willing to do it.
Good luck brocels, I hope you found the guide useful
1. Height is unmaxxable, best you can fo is af1s ll is a pipe dream.
2. For body get to ~25 bmi 12-15% bodyfat
3. Overly caucasian features look uncanny pn subhuman chinks, I’m just gonna point my nose less upwards and reduce the width
 
Tldr get surgeries jfl
 
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Some failos cannot even be fixed, if you have a recessed maxilla, over, if you have a long or too wide midface, over, nothing much you can do to change eye placement or shape surgery wise, if you have too big a nose, over, if you have too narrow of a jaw, over
Mfs on .org act like surgery is the end all be all answer to their problems when it'll just give you an uncanny look and not change anything at all dating wise or BDD personal mentality wise
surgeries work when you're an 8 but wanna be a chad and even then sometimes you can still be uncanny, but anyone with a brain can see that pre surgery you already had good looks and good genes
jfl at sub5s saving up and dreaming of becoming le chad one day
you'll have better chances reincarnating as one
Tbh jaw and maxfac surgeires can ascend a lot sometimes. And Im not talking about those retarded OBO or lefort3, but a ccw bibax can be life-saving for a birdcel.

Also rhino, jaw implants, genio, basically anything as long as it is what you need can ascend you hard, some cases even subhuman to mtn. Its just that you have to be the right candidate.

If you are truly skullcel subhuman then its over tho.
 
You would particularly benefit from my guide since you are already a tallfag. Just goes to show you are lazy and a volcel
Surgery is questionable whether it will truly save you, i've look at some genioplasty surgeries and the results are so pathethic, they only move the chin for like 0.5cm. Not worth it at all. Also not everyone has enough money to afford surgery buddy boyo.
 
Thank you so much
 
"Get money"
Why is OP not banned for promoting BB?!
MODS
MODS
COME QUICK
 
I like the idea off moneymaxxing
At least you will be better off than a lot if poorcels here
 
just ascend bro!
ascendcel
 
Bro, you have to try this. If you are close to being a normie lookswise you can ascend. The only tricky part is money tbh but since we have nothing to lose we might aswell try the guide and see how it works out
I agree with you. I think people who haven't even tried to self improve have no right to call themselves incels.
 
Im sure many of you (those who are truly incel) already pretty much gave up on life and are only waiting for the day you die but here I made a guide that could make ascension actually possible for some of you. This guide will teach you how you can actually ascend as an incel once and for all. And also, in case any of you want to commit suicide this is the better alternative(@lu.jones)

I made this guide to get an incel as attractive as possible and use strats that will definitely help a lot of users here including myself ascend

PART 1:
MONEYMAXXING
Moneymaxxing is the first step you should take when it comes to ascending as an incel and I won't go too much into detail with this one but here are some of the steps I would recommend you to take:
1. Saving
Simply avoid buying unnecessary items like bottled water, processed foods, decoration, videogames, pills and anything wrapped up in plastic. I know I know, it is a big sacrifice to make but always remember that you are doing this to ascend, as an incel you simply have no other options

2. Earning Money
To earn money I would recommend getting into investing(crypto, stocks) and getting some kind of small side job you truly enjoy doing with good enough wages. Now Im not very skilled with earning money so I would appreciate recommendations from the other more high IQ users here(for example @GeckoBus )

PART 2:
LOOKS
This is the main part of your journey where you will put 100% effort into looksmaxxing to reach your highest potential. And an important thing to remember here is that it is not only because of girls you are doing this, its also to get treated better by society in general. After all looks are what determines how easy your overall life will be and every point counts

1. Height:
It is well known that the ideal height is somewhere in 6'3''-6'7 range and that has been confirmed by studies in the past. Height is extremely important in male to female attraction aswell as being respected by people around you and a boost in a couple of inches can make a big difference believe it or not. You could get a LL surgery and Im sure there are also forums where you can inform yourself more about this topic. Now, the problem with LL surgeries however is that they can leave you permanently unable to walk so I wouldn't 100% recommend it but you can do it if you want to. As an alternative to a LL surgery you can wear shoelifts instead, just make sure they aren't too obvious. If you decide to get a LL surgery anyways this will definitely be the most expensive part of your journey towards ascension

2. Hair:
Hair is important to keep a good face framing and it also signalizes youth and health so this is an important part of your journey. In order to treat your balding you can use dutasteride to maintain and regrow hair accompanied with Minoxidil 5% twice a day and altough I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, it can be a good option for some of you. The other more natural option is to simply apply egg yolks or beef talg on your hair. Now, if you have a recessed hairline beyond Norwood 2 you can do either a FUE (recommended because of advantages) or a FUT hair transplant. This will cost you about 16 000$ together with all the drugs and subscriptions. If you are beyond Norwood 5, then you will just have to use a hair piece or maybe settle for a transplant to Norwood 3. In the end I would recommend dying your hair to a darker color if you are caucasian (always rember: Tall Dark and Handsome)

3. Teeth:
An often overlooked part when it comes to looksmaxxing. If you have an underbite, overbite or an uneven bite it affects the shape of your face and jaw negatively. Get that fixed but do not do any teeth extractions, you want to keep the fullness in your face for optimal looks so its very important to remember to keep all your teeth. Eat mostly meat, it is the best food for chewing and remember to breathe through your nose and hold the correct tongue posture at all times.
In the end don't forget to whiten your teeth and replace any metal fillings with white fillings so all teeth in your mouth look pretty much perfect

4. Face:
To attract women you will need a masculine face. Im sure you can find info about "sexual dimorphism" on Incel Wiki and see what it means. Strong brow ridge, narrow/hunter eyes, strong cheekbones and a strong jaw / chin is what you generally need. You will already improve the jaw to an extent in step 3. Now here I will cover all the parts of the face:
JAW - f you lack chin after braces and jaw surgery, you could get a chin implant and it will give you a visible improvement. If you still lack jaw width there is also a possibility of jaw implants
NOSE - if you are asian get a surgery to increase your nose bridge and make your nose more western so to speak(or don't, maybe that is not ways needed)
If your nose is too big, it shouldn't be that big of a deal unless it looks truly awful. The main thing to remember is that your nose should fit your face. Nose job costs range from about 5000 to 10000$ if Im correct.
EYES - eyes are often called a window to ones soul and that is because they are naturally the first thing an animal(humans are also animals) sees on you. If you have Asian eyes, you could get double eyelid surgery altough it might not always be necessary. As for the eye color, it is not that important but you can use colored lenses if you want to. Now, if you have droopy eyes it is not really the worst thing in a man, but what you ideally want is predator eyes (almond/hunter eyes). If it is possible in any way via surgery, you should definitely consider it. I think it is not though so I guess that will have to stay as it is. If possible, tint your eyebrows black, there is a reason foids like them thick and dark eyebrows. It simply frames the eyes better and always looks good. Your hair has to match with the eyebrows though, otherwise you will look uncanny.

5. Skin:
Very important, you want to ideally have tanned and smooth skin(as I mentioned in another thread) Not too pale nor yellowish(Asian).
If you are black you are already set and good to go since you can't really change much about your skin color without looking uncanny. Otherwise I would recommend putting animal fat on your skin and sunbathing in the sun during the day until your body tells you to stop(you will know when)

6. Body:
Not much you can do here honestly, but I would recommend increasing animal products and getting rid of grains, seeds and of course alcoholic bewerages or energy drinks in your diet (this is for you @Ron.Belgrade Remember: no alcohol and energy drinks)

And that pretty much concludes it, you will first moneymaxx and then you will put a 100% focus on improving your looks. After all of that the next additional 3rd step will be either geomaxxing or escorts(in the worst case scenario) if you are willing to do it.
Good luck brocels, I hope you found the guide usefu

I made a post and need would need over 100k in aesthetic bullshit mewing is cope doesn't do anything most of this bullshit is just cope except you know roids/chewing skincare pills from a dermatologist dentist getting money is obvious we know whores def need the stuff to sleep with a ltn
 
amazon FBAs to moneymaxx. used to make 100k a year off that and was the reason i was able to move to the city
 
just follow the guide bro
just fool nature and your genetics bro
 
Im sure many of you (those who are truly incel) already pretty much gave up on life and are only waiting for the day you die but here I made a guide that could make ascension actually possible for some of you. This guide will teach you how you can actually ascend as an incel once and for all. And also, in case any of you want to commit suicide this is the better alternative(@lu.jones)

I made this guide to get an incel as attractive as possible and use strats that will definitely help a lot of users here including myself ascend

PART 1:
MONEYMAXXING
Moneymaxxing is the first step you should take when it comes to ascending as an incel and I won't go too much into detail with this one but here are some of the steps I would recommend you to take:
1. Saving
Simply avoid buying unnecessary items like bottled water, processed foods, decoration, videogames, pills and anything wrapped up in plastic. I know I know, it is a big sacrifice to make but always remember that you are doing this to ascend, as an incel you simply have no other options

2. Earning Money
To earn money I would recommend getting into investing(crypto, stocks) and getting some kind of small side job you truly enjoy doing with good enough wages. Now Im not very skilled with earning money so I would appreciate recommendations from the other more high IQ users here(for example @GeckoBus )

PART 2:
LOOKS
This is the main part of your journey where you will put 100% effort into looksmaxxing to reach your highest potential. And an important thing to remember here is that it is not only because of girls you are doing this, its also to get treated better by society in general. After all looks are what determines how easy your overall life will be and every point counts

1. Height:
It is well known that the ideal height is somewhere in 6'3''-6'7 range and that has been confirmed by studies in the past. Height is extremely important in male to female attraction aswell as being respected by people around you and a boost in a couple of inches can make a big difference believe it or not. You could get a LL surgery and Im sure there are also forums where you can inform yourself more about this topic. Now, the problem with LL surgeries however is that they can leave you permanently unable to walk so I wouldn't 100% recommend it but you can do it if you want to. As an alternative to a LL surgery you can wear shoelifts instead, just make sure they aren't too obvious. If you decide to get a LL surgery anyways this will definitely be the most expensive part of your journey towards ascension

2. Hair:
Hair is important to keep a good face framing and it also signalizes youth and health so this is an important part of your journey. In order to treat your balding you can use dutasteride to maintain and regrow hair accompanied with Minoxidil 5% twice a day and altough I wouldn't necessarily recommend it, it can be a good option for some of you. The other more natural option is to simply apply egg yolks or beef talg on your hair. Now, if you have a recessed hairline beyond Norwood 2 you can do either a FUE (recommended because of advantages) or a FUT hair transplant. This will cost you about 16 000$ together with all the drugs and subscriptions. If you are beyond Norwood 5, then you will just have to use a hair piece or maybe settle for a transplant to Norwood 3. In the end I would recommend dying your hair to a darker color if you are caucasian (always rember: Tall Dark and Handsome)

3. Teeth:
An often overlooked part when it comes to looksmaxxing. If you have an underbite, overbite or an uneven bite it affects the shape of your face and jaw negatively. Get that fixed but do not do any teeth extractions, you want to keep the fullness in your face for optimal looks so its very important to remember to keep all your teeth. Eat mostly meat, it is the best food for chewing and remember to breathe through your nose and hold the correct tongue posture at all times.
In the end don't forget to whiten your teeth and replace any metal fillings with white fillings so all teeth in your mouth look pretty much perfect

4. Face:
To attract women you will need a masculine face. Im sure you can find info about "sexual dimorphism" on Incel Wiki and see what it means. Strong brow ridge, narrow/hunter eyes, strong cheekbones and a strong jaw / chin is what you generally need. You will already improve the jaw to an extent in step 3. Now here I will cover all the parts of the face:
JAW - f you lack chin after braces and jaw surgery, you could get a chin implant and it will give you a visible improvement. If you still lack jaw width there is also a possibility of jaw implants
NOSE - if you are asian get a surgery to increase your nose bridge and make your nose more western so to speak(or don't, maybe that is not ways needed)
If your nose is too big, it shouldn't be that big of a deal unless it looks truly awful. The main thing to remember is that your nose should fit your face. Nose job costs range from about 5000 to 10000$ if Im correct.
EYES - eyes are often called a window to ones soul and that is because they are naturally the first thing an animal(humans are also animals) sees on you. If you have Asian eyes, you could get double eyelid surgery altough it might not always be necessary. As for the eye color, it is not that important but you can use colored lenses if you want to. Now, if you have droopy eyes it is not really the worst thing in a man, but what you ideally want is predator eyes (almond/hunter eyes). If it is possible in any way via surgery, you should definitely consider it. I think it is not though so I guess that will have to stay as it is. If possible, tint your eyebrows black, there is a reason foids like them thick and dark eyebrows. It simply frames the eyes better and always looks good. Your hair has to match with the eyebrows though, otherwise you will look uncanny.

5. Skin:
Very important, you want to ideally have tanned and smooth skin(as I mentioned in another thread) Not too pale nor yellowish(Asian).
If you are black you are already set and good to go since you can't really change much about your skin color without looking uncanny. Otherwise I would recommend putting animal fat on your skin and sunbathing in the sun during the day until your body tells you to stop(you will know when)

6. Body:
Not much you can do here honestly, but I would recommend increasing animal products and getting rid of grains, seeds and of course alcoholic bewerages or energy drinks in your diet (this is for you @Ron.Belgrade Remember: no alcohol and energy drinks)

And that pretty much concludes it, you will first moneymaxx and then you will put a 100% focus on improving your looks. After all of that the next additional 3rd step will be either geomaxxing or escorts(in the worst case scenario) if you are willing to do it.
Good luck brocels, I hope you found the guide useful
bro captured redpill and looksmaxxing advice and rebranded it as an ascension guide
 
bro captured redpill and looksmaxxing advice and rebranded it as an ascension guide
just follow the guide bro
just fool nature and your genetics bro
There is nothing redpilled about looksmaxxing if it includes surgery. Surgerymaxxing can be useful and it can help. Besides this is not meant to be taken seriously, I just made this to present some options. Im NOT a redpiller
 
There is nothing redpilled about looksmaxxing if it includes surgery. Surgerymaxxing can be useful and it can help. Besides this is not meant to be taken seriously, I just made this to present some options. Im NOT a redpiller
i dont know....if u have to work for it, then it is not natural thus fake/cope
 
i dont know....if u have to work for it, then it is not natural thus fake/cope
I kind of agree with you but on the other hand Im willing to try everything to ascend and look better, including frauding with surgery. I just can't stand rotting unless I know I have done everything I could. It is a cope but it could work depending on the circumstances
 
I kind of agree with you but on the other hand Im willing to try everything to ascend and look better, including frauding with surgery. I just can't stand rotting unless I know I have done everything I could. It is a cope but it could work depending on the circumstances
wish u luck in your....coping journey,
 

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