Indian food tutorial

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

1. Get your random mystery meat from some sketchy shitskin venda
2. Acquire every spice known to man and throw it in a pot of sludge with no thought
3. Get some pastry (infused with an abundance of random spices) and throw in the nearest vegetables (preferably not fresh) inside the pastry and rap it up
4. Add rice

 

[Sneir]

1. Get your random mystery meat from some sketchy shitskin venda
2. Acquire every spice known to man and throw it in a pot of sludge with no thought
3. Get some pastry (infused with an abundance of random spices) and throw in the nearest vegetables (preferably not fresh) inside the pastry and rap it up
4. Add rice

 

[hunlow]

5. Shit in it

 

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

I've never eaten Indian food specifically but middle eastern food is somewhat similar I guess

middle eastern food is a bit better.

chink and jap food is pretty good, and I dont even know what south america eats, but this trend of praising sludge from africa and india is shit

 

[Twinkcel]

Are you trying to be funny or do you actually believe that ?

 

[HO-TEP HONKLER]

Are you trying to be funny or do you actually believe that ?

both

 

[Trident]

it is important to soak the ingredients in your armpit, it gives food unique flavor

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

I enjoy indian food. That's not the problem when you aren't actually in the streets of curryland.