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incels, what is the closest to sex youve had?

Hunter

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this sounds kinda sad but fuck it. the closest i had was when i was getting a 2 hour massage at 14 by this smoking hot milf. what about you guys?
 
Poop on her face.
 
When I came out of the vagina.
 
I've done petting with a fat turkish bitch also I made a way to home with a fat british alcoholic bitch I tried to cum on her face but I couldn't because of frustration.
 
I once accidentally brushed against a girl in a crowded area.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
When I came out of the vagina.

I was cut out in a cesarean section. I wont ever get to feel a vagina during my miserable existence. RIP.
 
I wrestled with my sister once.
 
When i was younger there was a girl that was a total attention whore. I had nothing to do with her but one day she came over to me and started talking to me then she stroked my cheek with her hand for a while before she left. I guess it was some kind of bet or something like that because she never talked to me again.
 
Richard spencer said:
I wrestled with my sister once.

tenor.gif
 
Unconsiously - trying to put my dick in my cousin's vagina at age of 4

consiously - rubbing my knee against her puss at age of 12, while she was roleplaying being my hot english teacher. She started to gasp and moaned once but I moved too hard once and hit her with my knee right in the pussy. Damn if I actually asked she would let me fuck her for sure. Or at least finger her.
 
A girl passed out on my couch and she had her pussy exposed through her small shorts.

I used the wafting method to get a smell of it

It smelt of berries and cream!
 
Girl put my arms against the wall behind me and went in to kiss me. Freaked out and pushed her away because I'm a fucking mentalcel (she was hot and she knew it so it didn't bother her at all, she found it pretty funny).
 
VincentVanCope said:
Girl put my arms against the wall behind me and went in to kiss me. Freaked out and pushed her away because I'm a fucking mentalcel (she was hot and she knew it so it didn't bother her at all, she found it pretty funny).

kys
 
VincentVanCope said:
Girl put my arms against the wall behind me and went in to kiss me. Freaked out and pushed her away because I'm a fucking mentalcel (she was hot and she knew it so it didn't bother her at all, she found it pretty funny).

Fakecel.
 
Virginp0wers said:

Being a mentalcel is a legitimate path to inceldom.
 
Twisted said:
Was it because you’re a hypochondriac? I have this problem and I may have reacted the same way if it was a stranger and I couldn’t gauge if she was clean or not. However I’m assuming you already knew her well

Nah, I did suffer from that at one point though. Just really bad anxiety. Felt a fucking panic attack coming on right there.
 
The closest I had to sex was with a twink. It was a friend of mine and we were both drunk, I thought he was straight but turned out to be bi. While we were drunk and playing vidya at a sleepover at my room he eventually started acting weird. He was getting into sexual position you'd see in porn like spreading his legs and holding them on my bed telling me to fuck him in the ass, I was wasted as hell and my penis was erected as hell but i kept telling him no (which made him cry). To get him to shut up I agreed to sleeping next to him and caressing him as he falls asleep.
 
VincentVanCope said:
Being a mentalcel is a legitimate path to inceldom.

She still wanted you faker.
 
>Met a qt girl on PoF
>Chat a bit that day
>out of nowhere she says says she's bored and asks if I can come over
>sitting on her couch watching a movie
>she asks if Im ticklish and starts
>pretty soon shes straddling me and we're just groping each other
>we spoon on the couch for the rest of the movie
>randomly says she's cold and wants to go upstairs cuz its warmer
>lay on her bed making out
>she plays really loud bad country music from her radio
>finger/choke/spoon her for like an hour, was actually pretty fun
>she keeps dryhumping me and gyrating on my D asking me "what are you thinking right now", like wtf?
>eventually we both cuddle up and go to sleep cuz its cold as hell outside
>she keeps the really bad country music on all night saying it helps her sleep
>have to leave at 4:30 the next morning cuz work
>when I tried to kiss her goodbye the turned her cheek, hurt bad incel bros
>has only texted me once all week since this happened
:(


inb4 hurrrrr vocel, Im pretty normal LOOKING but I am autism
Im an introverted shycel
 
One pity hug from a girl at summer camp
 
Some obese black chick who looked like harambe and her friend held me down and tried to ladyrape me but I was bluepilled at the time and broke free. I reget not letting them have their way with me.
 
[quote="Sparrow']
Some obese black chick who looked like harambe and her friend held me down and tried to ladyrape me but I was bluepilled at the time and broke free. I reget not letting the have their way with me.
[/quote]

Dicks out for Harembe
 
I never touched a woman except necessity. Whenever I try they recoil from me. I have never talked to one conversationally either, I always get ignored.

Fking genocide this shit earth
 
acidburn10 said:
[quote="Sparrow']
Some obese black chick who looked like harambe and her friend held me down and tried to ladyrape me but I was bluepilled at the time and broke free. I reget not letting the have their way with me.
Dicks out for Harembe[/quote]
Community highlight right there.
 
Virgin said:
I never touched a woman except necessity. Whenever I try they recoil from me. I have never talked to one conversationally either, I always get ignored.

Fking genocide this shit earth
 
Laying with my cousin in the same bed when I was 12
 
Hunter said:
this sounds kinda sad but fuck it. the closest i had was when i was getting a 2 hour massage at 14 by this smoking hot milf. what about you guys?

My penis was a few inches from a femoid's pussy unfortunately my awkwardness made her back out.
 
Twisted said:
The process of osculation can transmit some very pernicious pathogens contray to popular belief. Therefore I’d require a femoid to get tested before so much as kissing.

Inb4 “volcel.” Nope, if a stranger was showing interest in me in like a club setting, then I’d simply get her number and take things from there in order to get her through the testing process.

Assuming this isn't a windup - dude, no one is getting tested before they kiss you. Not even 9/10 gigachad could get away with that.

What exactly is it you're afraid of catching from a kiss anyway..
 
I nearly had a one night stand at 25 and lost my virginity finally, when meeting up and having drinks with an old school friend and his girlfriend and her friend came along. I thought I'd try extra hard talking to her and she seemed interested in me a little bit. When the night was over she wanted me to give her a piggy back but I struggled to walk while holding her weight. She said she was 168 pounds, but she felt heavier.

She laughed and called me a wimpy weed. Got back to her flat and my nerves of what could happen started to show, I was struggling to get hard and I admitted it was my first time [stupid I know but I was a bit drunk too]. She leaped up fast with a horrified look on her face like I'd just told her that I want to anally rape her grandmother, then put on some extra layers on clothes. She stammered that I seemed pretty normal, so that's a compliment I guess. She let me stay until morning, very awkward night! Then I got a taxi home and felt down as fuck all day. She told her friend I was still a virgin too and everyone was laughing about it.
 
girl 1
handhold
kiss / make out couple of times
cuddling under a blanket for 2 hours or so
she touched my dick for 5 seconds
I had a centimeter of my finger into her vagina
sucked boobs


girl 2
make out on first date
she asked me to kiss her a couple times
touching boobs

random girl touching my upper arm (while I was flexing and I got semi hard)

idk if that counts but girls have offerred me to drive me home / or walk in the same direction as me but I declined everytime

if I were chad I would have fucked these girls (all of them)

EDIT: Girls have intentionally pushed their boobs against my body/ standing right next to me with her boobs barely touching me
 
Girl sat on my lap when I was 15, but she had a bf so I think she was making fun of me
 
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My oneitis' legs brushed up on mine.
 
Imgrlbtwxd said:
girl 1
handhold
kiss / make out  couple of times
cuddling under a blanket for 2 hours or so
she touched my dick for 5 seconds
I had a centimeter of my finger into her vagina
sucked boobs


girl 2
make out on first date
she asked me to kiss her a couple times
touching boobs

random girl touching my upper arm (while I was flexing and I got semi hard)

idk if that counts but girls have offerred me to drive me home / or walk in the same direction as me but I declined everytime

if I were chad I would have fucked these girls (all of them)

EDIT: Girls have intentionally pushed their boobs against my body/ standing right next to me with her boobs barely touching me

How the hell did you get so far and still no P in V even if you're not a Chad? That would frustrate me so much, but maybe if you'd tried to be aggressive and escalate it she'd get upset and scream rape then or later. So near but so far.  :nervous:
 
jesus fucking christ so many frauds on this website, that's i'm not posting here anymore
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Twisted said:
There’s quite a lot of shit that can be transmitted through osculation. Herpes, syphillis ect 

Yes the chances are small but it’s still a chance. There was no history of autism within my family but hey, I was the unlucky one who inherited the gene even though the chances I’d turn out autistic seemed pretty minimal.

Sod’s law seems very prevalent in my life. I’ve had a series of bad luck occur which has led me to this current state of existence. I need to take measures to minimise anymore unnecessary predicaments in my life.

Syphilis is easily cured these days and most people have the oral version of HSV - it's not dangerous in the slightest.

If you require a girl to get tested before kissing you (tested for what exactly?) then I'm afraid you're never getting out of here. It comes across to the girl as both offensive and autistic in equal measure, with a big dose of the mentally ill paranoid vibe.
 
rickvanderhammer said:
jesus fucking christ so many frauds on this website, that's i'm not posting here anymore
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This site went to shit fast once the whole “mentalcel” meme became a thing. Literally guys who have had females push themselves onto them are allowed here because “lol mentalcel lol”. You might as well just allow females at this point, what’s the difference?
 
Phone sex with some white trash bitch when I was like 14. She never saw my face which is the only reason she was up for it.
 
I once sat next to a girl in class.
 
@Ryo_Hazuki @Master

Are you guys gonna purge the painstakingly obvious bragging fags in this thread? Gambler got rightfully banned for bragging so I think fags in this thread deserve the same.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
@Ryo_Hazuki @Master

Are you guys gonna purge the painstakingly obvious bragging fags in this thread? Gambler got rightfully banned for bragging so I think fags in this thread deserve the same.

What? He asked us what our closest experience was. Gambler made entire threads about rejecting women.It's not the same thing
 
DyingHope said:
How the hell did you get so far and still no P in V even if you're not a Chad? That would frustrate me so much, but maybe if you'd tried to be aggressive and escalate it she'd get upset and scream rape then or later. So near but so far.  :nervous:

frustates me aswell but here is why..

girl 1 I was still a beta ass pussy back then and she made basically every move on me

girl 2 no bed to fuck her

can't bring girls home and this girl cannot bring a guy home
 
PSL 6 girl offered me the succ but I was too beta to go through with it.
 
Framecel222 said:
PSL 6 girl offered me the succ but I was too beta to go through with it.

reported and deported
 

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