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incels, what is the closest to sex youve had?

LeagueEuW said:
reported and deported

Is there a new rule stating that you must be a 4'11" 0/10 KHHHV Pajeet to post on here?
 
Framecel222 said:
Is there a new rule stating that you must be a 4'11" 0/10 KHHHV Pajeet to post on here?

I would have done the same tbh, but that's just because I'm OCD about the possibility of her biting my dick off. 
What's your excuse?
 
Framecel222 said:
PSL 6 girl offered me the succ but I was too beta to go through with it.

Did she also offer the fucc.
 
LeagueEuW said:
I would have done the same tbh, but that's just because I'm OCD about the possibility of her biting my dick off. 
What's your excuse?

There is no excuse, I'm a pathetic failure lmao.


Solitarian_Walker said:
Did she also offer the fucc.

Just succ.
 
Getting a hug from a hot teacher.
 
I guess the time my testicles got swollen and I got them touched by doctors was the closest I've gotten to sex
 
In highschool there was this black girl 4/10 who would sit on my lap and touch my ass during class. I wanted to fuck her but I was an aspie. I would do it now because my social skills have greatly improved since then
 
a girl placed her hand on my thigh to bait a reaction out of me in middle school. of course i reacted with surprise and embarrassment like a low T cuck so her and Chad got a good laugh out of that. yep, that's the closest i've ever been to sex.
 
i played basketball with a dike and rebounded the ball from behind and felt her butt when i landed,
 
self-dev said:
i played basketball with a dike and rebounded the ball from behind and felt her butt when i landed,

Just LOL
 
brothel, yes you heard that right, the closest ive ever been to having sex is the brothel.... ( couldnt get it up)

Just fucking lol at my life.
 
Some chick was close to touching my dick in middle school, on accident, of course.
 
one time my brother brought home a chick that was drunk out of her mind--- and while he was passed out she started grabbing me and urging me to drink some vodka. I was a high-inhib, moralist faggot at the time and removed myself from the situation. Was a sexy blonde Russian chick too. I still kick myself for it

the 2nd time was a friend of my brother's GF who happened to be my age and who was an acquaintance with at school. While they were upstairs, we talked for a while, and i noticed she kept maintaining eye-contact with me which made me very uncomfortable. And i noticed a weird half-moustache too which kind of turned me off--- but it was only in retrospect that i realized she wanted me kiss to her, and it would have been an easy lay. Once again, I was a high-inhib faggot
 
This was years ago but these two girls were blocking the exit of my local McDonalds so I mumbled "excuse me" and tried squishing by. They couldnt get out of my way fast enough so my hand rubbed against one of the girls asses.

Also when I was in high school I held hands with a girl for a project for like two minutes.
 
Paid for sex many times. ASked ugly girls on tinder for sex and many agreed but I wouldn't actually meet up with them for sex.
 
imbored21 said:
Paid for sex many times. ASked ugly girls on tinder for sex and many agreed but I wouldn't actually meet up with them for sex.

fuck off faggot
 
imbored21 said:
you can pay for sex too

that takes a special kind of charisma to pull off-- and even escorts have standards. And if the 'ugly girls' were willing to meet up, that already discredits your incel status
 
Girl in middle school touched my fat mantits, it's the only sexual experience i've had.
This is all very depressing.
 

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