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incels in school that know martial arts dont get fucked with by normies

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normies would have to be retarded to bother a incel that has been training martial arts his entire life. the leader of the football team decides to make a bad decision and harass the incel that never talks. incel lets it go. after the bell rings after school the football player sees incel outside, the nose tackle grabs incel martial arts master by his shirt and says, "im talking to you punk" incel breaks his adam's apple with a palm strike to his throat. breaks his neck. incel is found innocent.
 
my god youre retarded

in the real world and in street fights people don't think, there is no fair fighting
 
THE TRUE DIGLET said:
my god youre retarded

in the real world and in street fights people don't think, there is no fair fighting
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This. Chad starts pummelling your skull instantly, there's no movie monologue JFL, and if you start legitimately decently fighting back his buddies get in and start curbstomping you. And no incel is being found innocent even in that hypothetical situation you're talking about. :feelskek:
 
PLA1092 said:
This. Chad starts pummelling your skull instantly, there's no movie monologue JFL, and if you start legitimately decently fighting back his buddies get in and start curbstomping you. And no incel is being found innocent even in that hypothetical situation you're talking about. :feelskek:
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View: https://youtu.be/86xNR0zQkuQ?t=18
 
incel god said:
normies would have to be retarded to bother a incel that has been training martial arts his entire life. the leader of the football team decides to make a bad decision and harass the incel that never talks. incel lets it go. after the bell rings after school the football player sees incel outside, the nose tackle grabs incel martial arts master by his shirt and says, "im talking to you punk" incel breaks his adam's apple with a palm strike to his throat. breaks his neck. incel is found innocent.
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Palm strike??????:feelshaha:
You would softly slap him in the neck then he and all his friends would start jumping you
 
What's with this larp? In a real fight, his ass would just start swinging and jump you with his buddies.

Martial arts are a complete meme in street fights.
 
you guys ever hear of Luke cummo? former ufc fighter that looks like a nerd. he would fucking wreck any football player in a fight, in the NFL. laugh all you want. in a street fight you think Luke could not take more then one guy? :feelskek:
 
incel god said:
you guys ever hear of Luke cummo? former ufc fighter that looks like a nerd. he would fucking wreck any football player in a fight, in the NFL. laugh all you want. in a street fight you think Luke could not take more then one guy? :feelskek:
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I can tell you've never been in a real fight before
 
if Luke cummo walked into a bar by himself you really think anybody would fuck with him? wow you guys dont know anything.
 
incel god said:
normies would have to be retarded to bother a incel that has been training martial arts his entire life. the leader of the football team decides to make a bad decision and harass the incel that never talks. incel lets it go. after the bell rings after school the football player sees incel outside, the nose tackle grabs incel martial arts master by his shirt and says, "im talking to you punk" incel breaks his adam's apple with a palm strike to his throat. breaks his neck. incel is found innocent.
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Incels only don't get fucked around if they are 6'3 or something. No martial arts for your height.
 
incel god said:

incels in school that know martial arts dont get fucked with by normies​

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Mike Tyson was a statusmaxxed, incel, that literally got cheated on by his wife with Brad Pitt.
 
Confessor said:
Incels only don't get fucked around if they are 6'3 or something. No martial arts for your height.
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Most martial artists are tall or average height. Manlets are fucked.:feelsbadman:
 
drowsy said:
Most martial artists are tall or average height. Manlets are fucked.:feelsbadman:
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Only undefeated world heavyweight champ was a manlet by height and reach standards Rocky Marciano. His arms were as short as T rex
 
Yep I agree 100%. Lots of the faggots here will say, "muhhh lifting weights is gay, no martial arts for your face, lifting weights won't get you pussy." And then continue to complain about getting picked on by normies and Chad. Ok, keep being a skinny faggot I like hearing the stories of you getting picked on :feelshaha:
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
Yep I agree 100%. Lots of the faggots here will say, "muhhh lifting weights is gay, no martial arts for your face, lifting weights won't get you pussy." And then continue to complain about getting picked on by normies and Chad. Ok, keep being a skinny faggot I like hearing the stories of you getting picked on :feelshaha:
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some people think size can always win fights, sometimes they can. do you think a bodybuilder that is built like a tank, would win against ufc fighter B J penn in a fight? B J would put him in the ICU.
 
Gigacope.
 
incel god said:
some people think size can always win fights, sometimes they can. do you think a bodybuilder that is built like a tank, would win against ufc fighter B J penn in a fight? B J would put him in the ICU.
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BJ Penn is a fucking beast. He would beat the shit out of pretty much anyone. Even if they did manage to beat him they would still get fucked up pretty bad.
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
Yep I agree 100%. Lots of the faggots here will say, "muhhh lifting weights is gay, no martial arts for your face, lifting weights won't get you pussy." And then continue to complain about getting picked on by normies and Chad. Ok, keep being a skinny faggot I like hearing the stories of you getting picked on :feelshaha:
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Does this actually work for hideously ugly incels or just 4/10 s??
 
drowsy said:
Does this actually work for hideously ugly incels or just 4/10 s??
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It works for everyone nigga. Only exception might be true manlets (5'4 and under)
 
Dumbest fucking thread I’ve ever read holy shit.
Ok bro keep coping with your gay movie fan fiction from the 80s. Bro thinks he’s the karate kid what am I reading here
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
Yep I agree 100%. Lots of the faggots here will say, "muhhh lifting weights is gay, no martial arts for your face, lifting weights won't get you pussy." And then continue to complain about getting picked on by normies and Chad. Ok, keep being a skinny faggot I like hearing the stories of you getting picked on :feelshaha:
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Bro this thread is stupid wtf is op even saying some movie fan fiction garbage. Also fuck that I would just use a weapon for the most part. As for martial arts I mean yea if you mean actual serious things like boxing, MMA, etc yes maybe z


Not learning some gay chink garbage from some cheap ass basement in some alley.
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
It works for everyone nigga. Only exception might be true manlets (5'4 and under)
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Quasimodo had super human strength but people still fucked with him because he was a deformed freak. That's why I'm asking
 
ElTruecel said:
Bro this thread is stupid wtf is op even saying some movie fan fiction garbage. Also fuck that I would just use a weapon for the most part. As for martial arts I mean yea if you mean actual serious things like boxing, MMA, etc yes maybe z


Not learning some gay chink garbage from some cheap ass basement in some alley.
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Ehhh yeah just stick to boxing tbh, unless you're a sand nigger from Russia. It's never a good idea to take a fight to the ground or go for a takedown
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
Ehhh yeah just stick to boxing tbh, unless you're a sand nigger from Russia. It's never a good idea to take a fight to the ground or go for a takedown
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Learning how to wrestle is good, I think. I won fights in middle/highschool with fists, but when people took me down I lost and had no clue what to do. i would never try to do this now(as an adult) the consequences are too severe.
 
lifeisfucked215 said:
Ehhh yeah just stick to boxing tbh, unless you're a sand nigger from Russia. It's never a good idea to take a fight to the ground or go for a takedown
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Wrestling is #1 any wrestler would fuck up any boxer in a street fight.
 
Fucking sucks that I got bullied beaten and fucking recorded and was a Lolcow in high school horrible beta male genetics. I tried wrestling lost in that I tried kick boxing lost in that tried fucking steroids didn't gain muscle only lost body fat. You can't overcome shit beta male genetics.
 
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No martial arts for my height
 
Better carry weapons
 
bro thinks this is a anime
 
When my parents pulled me out of martial arts as a kid because they didn't want to pay for it, it ruined my life.
 
Cope. Boxing > judo, bjj, and useless are karate, kung fu, taekwondo
 
lennox said:
Cope. Boxing > judo, bjj, and useless are karate, kung fu, taekwondo
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you cant put karate into the same category as kung fu or taekwondo.

Karate might help a little but ive seen chads attack several times and there is nothing you can do to stop yourself from getting your ass beat other than maybe stabbing or shooting them.

Here is what goes down in every fight ive seen against a chad.

1. Barbaric, deep, screaming (Chads are EXTREMELY confident and this actually leads to a win 100% of the time)

2. Shirt ripping/removing
-80% of the time a chad will rip his shirt off or take it off in one quick motion before the most violent attack you could imagine

3. After the victim is knocked out on the ground youll hear a deep, loud FUCK YEAH followed by comments like “you think you can ______” and taunting the unconscious victim

Fighting a chad is like fighting a gorilla. Just fucking run for your life because its better than getting beaten half to death.
 
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