lennox
Ticking timebomb
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Ya the best option is to prevent all fights, because fights are embarrassments for weakcels. Play the defuseryou cant put karate into the same category as kung fu or taekwondo.
Karate might help a little but ive seen chads attack several times and there is nothing you can do to stop yourself from getting your ass beat other than maybe stabbing or shooting them.
Here is what goes down in every fight ive seen against a chad.
1. Barbaric, deep, screaming (Chads are EXTREMELY confident and this actually leads to a win 100% of the time)
2. Shirt ripping/removing
-80% of the time a chad will rip his shirt off or take it off in one quick motion before the most violent attack you could imagine
3. After the victim is knocked out on the ground youll hear a deep, loud FUCK YEAH followed by comments like “you think you can ______” and taunting the unconscious victim
Fighting a chad is like fighting a gorilla. Just fucking run for your life because its better than getting beaten half to death.