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I'm serious, this ain't no clickbait. Yesterday I was fucking around in the sewers and I read this post by @HeroinNihilism :
The post got me thinking about snakes for a while (cuz I have a phobia of snakes) and then I forgot about it.
Well, after that I went to sleep and guess what I dreamed about it was a beautiful summer day and I was in a river swimming around while my relatives were at the shore chatting and shit. I notice there's like an enclosure in the water beneath some trees, it's like a huge plastic cylinder with holes in it and a shade mesh on the top, and inside of it, there were these two black mambas swimming around, lifting their bodies above the water, and stuff like that. I get a little scared but I approach to get a closer look cuz I'm curious, and then one of these snakes starts talking to me. She had the most adorable female voice ever and treated me like she was into me It didn't take long for me to fall heads over heels for her JFL.
Keep in mind I'm talking about a literal black mamba, not even one anthropomorphic feature aside from her voice and personality
She told me she and her other snake friend were my auntie's pets and they just wanted to come to the river and chill in the water cuz it was a hot day so my uncle built the enclosure for them. We didn't even spend a few minutes talking before I was already simping for this bitch, I was telling her how gorgeous she was, and I that had never met someone with such an adorable personality before and shit like that
Imagine being so desperate that you fall in love with a fucking snake, bruhhh wtf, I even spent like two hours and a half trying to draw her today and when I finally got it right I was like "alright, now let's ink this bitch" and next thing I know I end up ruining the whole drawing with my pen It's fucking over boyos!
I've been led on by foids IRL a couple of times before and I promised myself that I would never let it happen again but damn, I can't believe I fell so easily for this literal snake just cuz it showed me some attention JFL, I guess I must be extra careful in my mind not to give in to the simp mentality from now on. This is what lack of pussy does to a nigga.
@Wizard32 is this how you feel on a regular basis?
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The post got me thinking about snakes for a while (cuz I have a phobia of snakes) and then I forgot about it.
Well, after that I went to sleep and guess what I dreamed about it was a beautiful summer day and I was in a river swimming around while my relatives were at the shore chatting and shit. I notice there's like an enclosure in the water beneath some trees, it's like a huge plastic cylinder with holes in it and a shade mesh on the top, and inside of it, there were these two black mambas swimming around, lifting their bodies above the water, and stuff like that. I get a little scared but I approach to get a closer look cuz I'm curious, and then one of these snakes starts talking to me. She had the most adorable female voice ever and treated me like she was into me It didn't take long for me to fall heads over heels for her JFL.
Keep in mind I'm talking about a literal black mamba, not even one anthropomorphic feature aside from her voice and personality
She told me she and her other snake friend were my auntie's pets and they just wanted to come to the river and chill in the water cuz it was a hot day so my uncle built the enclosure for them. We didn't even spend a few minutes talking before I was already simping for this bitch, I was telling her how gorgeous she was, and I that had never met someone with such an adorable personality before and shit like that
Imagine being so desperate that you fall in love with a fucking snake, bruhhh wtf, I even spent like two hours and a half trying to draw her today and when I finally got it right I was like "alright, now let's ink this bitch" and next thing I know I end up ruining the whole drawing with my pen It's fucking over boyos!
I've been led on by foids IRL a couple of times before and I promised myself that I would never let it happen again but damn, I can't believe I fell so easily for this literal snake just cuz it showed me some attention JFL, I guess I must be extra careful in my mind not to give in to the simp mentality from now on. This is what lack of pussy does to a nigga.
@Wizard32 is this how you feel on a regular basis?