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Blackpill Incel Trait: you have a George Costanza wallet

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Unlike Chad that doesn't even have a wallet, he either uses a clip, or just uses Apple pay, an incel has a huge wallet that reflects his insecurity.

The wallet is full of old shit you don't need like expired coupons to Jiffy Lube, library cards from cities you've moved away from, loose coins, or student IDs of institutions you haven't stepped a foot in from years. You even try to stuff tools inside like toothpicks, wetwipes, a swiss army knife, or hidden keys not on your keychain, or a USB drive.

You are insecure about possibly being in a situation where you are missing something. You have to have all tools with you at all times like Linus and his security blanket.


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