It's brutal. my dad bullies me for it. I don't know if it is because I'm a lungcapacitycel. Also it is symbolic because condoms are like a balloon.
Why would you even blow balloons
blowing balloons are for DICK SUCKING WHORES, faggots, or PEDOPHILE CLOWNS
Incel trait: You cannot blow
INCEL TRAIT: YOU NEVER GET THE BLOW
In all seriousness I always thought about it like that. “Unmanly and childlike”. Not even that, Childchad mogs beta chubby low T in the uterus childcel blowing ballons with his superior lung capacity fitted for sports and banging stacies for hours.
In all seriousness I always thought about it like that. “Unmanly and childlike”. Not even that, Childchad mogs beta chubby low T in the uterus childcel blowing ballons with his superior lung capacity fitted for sports and banging stacies for hours.
What
I could never do that
I could never do that when I was a child, just like I couldn't (and still can't) whistle properly.
I wish I was a balloon
it's funny how women lament the threat of being being "objectified" ...
...yet I constantly get jealous of inanimate objects because of how they constantly receive more intimate contact from girls than I do
just shows the difference in how we value each other's contact I guess
girls only feel this way when they see Chad fucking a balloon
it's funny how women lament the threat of being being "objectified" ...
...yet I constantly get jealous of inanimate objects because of how they constantly receive more intimate contact from girls than I do
just shows the difference in how we value each other's contact I guess
girls only feel this way when they see Chad fucking a balloon
D
wtf so true. i have inferior lung capacity. thats why im out of breath so quick. i have shit stamina. probably due to unnatural jaws
most incels have shit jaws either recessed maxilla or mandible so airway is narrower.
most incels have shit jaws either recessed maxilla or mandible so airway is narrower.
this but unironically
its true though incels have shit lungs and I dont even smoke
Ball loons!
Or if you can you can't tie them.
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