Blackpill Incel trait: You cannot blow balloons.

[ilieknothing]

It's brutal. my dad bullies me for it. I don't know if it is because I'm a lungcapacitycel. Also it is symbolic because condoms are like a balloon.

 

[PPEcel]

Why would you even blow balloons

 

[SlayerSlayer]

blowing balloons are for DICK SUCKING WHORES, faggots, or PEDOPHILE CLOWNS

 

[IncelCream]

Incel trait: You cannot blow​

Why would you even blow balloons

 

[Cristo]

INCEL TRAIT: YOU NEVER GET THE BLOW

In all seriousness I always thought about it like that. “Unmanly and childlike”. Not even that, Childchad mogs beta chubby low T in the uterus childcel blowing ballons with his superior lung capacity fitted for sports and banging stacies for hours.

 

[Animecel2D]

What

 

[Deleted member 28708]

What

 

[Loner94]

I could never do that

 

[Saigon Depression]

I could never do that when I was a child, just like I couldn't (and still can't) whistle properly.

 

[Sheogorath]

I wish I was a balloon

it's funny how women lament the threat of being being "objectified" ...
...yet I constantly get jealous of inanimate objects because of how they constantly receive more intimate contact from girls than I do

just shows the difference in how we value each other's contact I guess
girls only feel this way when they see Chad fucking a balloon

 

[Deleted member 36516]

wtf so true. i have inferior lung capacity. thats why im out of breath so quick. i have shit stamina. probably due to unnatural jaws
most incels have shit jaws either recessed maxilla or mandible so airway is narrower.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

blowing balloons are for DICK SUCKING WHORES, faggots, or PEDOPHILE CLOWNS

this but unironically

 

[SlayerSlayer]

its true though incels have shit lungs and I dont even smoke

 

[Emba]

Ball loons!

 

[BornToLose]

Or if you can you can't tie them.