TheNEET
mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years
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While Chad tastes the best tea blends in the finest china with Queen Elisabeth, you drink your supermarket-bought cheap sencha in a shitty IKEA mug all alone, hoping to get better skin or whatever thanks to the polyphenols, but you just cuck yourself with anti-androgenic activity of green tea.
Chad will get high class friends while nourishing his body with a drink containing water (for hydration), caffeine (for brain function, a natural nootropic), sugar (the basic fuel for brain) and milk (for pH, to make the mixture less acidic, so that he may adsorb more nutrients from the food he eats). Meanwhile if an incel manages to find irl friends at all, they'll likely be depressed incels or beta wagies, who'll only want to get drunk in a shitty pub to cope with their uncultured existence and ruin their bodies even more with a depressant poison.
If you have to drink tea all by yourself, it never began.
Chad will get high class friends while nourishing his body with a drink containing water (for hydration), caffeine (for brain function, a natural nootropic), sugar (the basic fuel for brain) and milk (for pH, to make the mixture less acidic, so that he may adsorb more nutrients from the food he eats). Meanwhile if an incel manages to find irl friends at all, they'll likely be depressed incels or beta wagies, who'll only want to get drunk in a shitty pub to cope with their uncultured existence and ruin their bodies even more with a depressant poison.
If you have to drink tea all by yourself, it never began.
