Serious incel trait: constantly needing to shit during school

[kanyepilled]

does anyone else constantly need to shit throughout the school day? i eat a big breakfast in the morning and all throughout the day i need to shit. i don't eat lunch but i imagine if i did i would be on the edge of shitting myself during the latter half of school. and don't recommend shitting in the school toilets, there's a high chance someone will loudly yell "YO IS SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT IN THERE" and start banging on the door. i know because i have done this before

tagging other youngcels that may experience my plight: @dreadtheblackpill @Therapywasaaste @Zer0/∞ @Broly @iamsubhuman @Nekopan i probably forgot some people so my bad

 

[Lolimancer]

I always skipped breakfast

 

[misterbean9]

You will all be gone within 2 years.

 

[kanyepilled]

You will all be gone within 2 years.

interesting. you could have said this to me 2 years ago when i was on r/braincels and it would not be true. no idea why it would be true now.

 

[Remaincel]

No, quite the opposite

 

[kanyepilled]

No, quite the opposite

luckycel

 

[Therapywasaaste]

I trie to go in the morning and I can't and by the end of the school day I'm in pain. I don't know why I eat healthy and drink lots of water.

 

[Deleted member 28148]

does anyone else constantly need to shit throughout the school day? i eat a big breakfast in the morning and all throughout the day i need to shit. i don't eat lunch but i imagine if i did i would be on the edge of shitting myself during the latter half of school. and don't recommend shitting in the school toilets, there's a high chance someone will loudly yell "YO IS SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT IN THERE" and start banging on the door. i know because i have done this before

tagging other youngcels that may experience my plight: @dreadtheblackpill @Therapywasaaste @Zer0/∞ @Broly @iamsubhuman @Nekopan i probably forgot some people so my bad

sometimes i do tbh, but its not an issue really

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

My ritual to pass exams at uni was to take a huge dump in the school toilet the same morning

 

[kanyepilled]

My ritual to pass exams at uni was to take a huge dump in the school toilet the same morning

true low inhib god

 

[Deleted member 20064]

does anyone else constantly need to shit throughout the school day? i eat a big breakfast in the morning and all throughout the day i need to shit. i don't eat lunch but i imagine if i did i would be on the edge of shitting myself during the latter half of school. and don't recommend shitting in the school toilets, there's a high chance someone will loudly yell "YO IS SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT IN THERE" and start banging on the door. i know because i have done this before

tagging other youngcels that may experience my plight: @dreadtheblackpill @Therapywasaaste @Zer0/∞ @Broly @iamsubhuman @Nekopan i probably forgot some people so my bad

No shit, but urine problem. I had to go every damn class break to the bathroom or else i would feel bad all the class.

 

[Remaincel]

pee pee poo poo

 

[iamsubhuman]

i don't usually eat until i get home so i don't really have the urge to shit during the school day

 

[wei#3959]

this is why i didn't eat

 

[kanyepilled]

i now take big shits every morning before school. problem solved