incel trait: coffee makes you shit uncontrollably?

[GentlemanSupremacy]

How do normies drink it so much? I can't leave my house when i'm drinking coffee because I know there's a 90% chance i'll shit my pants if I do.

 

[BrettyBoy]

I can’t function without my daily dose of either coffee, tea or green tea as my body needs it.

 

[Animecel2D]

No?

 

[GentlemanSupremacy]

No?

Yes?

 

[TheNEET]

I don't drink coffee but I think caffeinated drinks make everyone shit

 

[PPEcel]

No

 

[SoloAlex]

You drink your coffee in the morning, take your shit and then leave your home.
Jfl at leaving your home in the morning without taking a shit before.

Also ID

 

[Yezd]

I used to be fine with coffee but now it makes me stomach churn and then shjt

 

[proudweeb]

where is @Nukethisgayearth to share his thoughts lol

 

[fast_curry]

I can’t function without my daily dose of either coffee, tea or green tea as my body needs it.

Does green tea even work? There's barely any caffeine in it and you'd have to drink many cups to get the same amount of caffeine contained in one espresso shot. I only drink green tea as water with better flavors.

 

[proudweeb]

Does green tea even work? There's barely any caffeine in it and you'd have to drink many cups to get the same amount of caffeine contained in one espresso shot. I only drink green tea as water with better flavors.

depends on your caffeine tolerance tbh. general 3 cups green tea = 1 cup coffee

 

[fast_curry]

depends on your caffeine tolerance tbh. general 3 cups green tea = 1 cup coffee

I think that also depends on what type of green tea we are talking about. I only drink Chinese green tea that ricecels normally drink. I used to drink it as much as water and still had to drink coffee to stay awake.

 

[proudweeb]

I think that also depends on what type of green tea we are talking about. I only drink Chinese green tea that ricecels normally drink. I used to drink it as much as water and still had to drink coffee to stay awake.

yeah it's only around 30mg or so. I drink bang energy which is 300mg lol. @Jungle can relate

 

[BrettyBoy]

Does green tea even work? There's barely any caffeine in it and you'd have to drink many cups to get the same amount of caffeine contained in one espresso shot. I only drink green tea as water with better flavors.

It seems to for me.

 

[Eugenicelsarefunny]

Ngl i had this same problem very often lol. I solved it by drinking like half a cup of it, eating better overall for a better intestine flora and avoid combining it with other shit that also make me shit hard, like orange juice

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I used to be fine with coffee but now it makes me stomach churn and then shjt

same, Jews fucked my body probably
with (((Jew pills)))/vitamins

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Coffee is the only way I can shit

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Coffee and/or cigarettes.