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Incel Trait: You don't drink coffee

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After women, the most disappointing thing in life I've ever experienced is coffee.

When I was a kid, I thought it smelled so good. When I was 10, my grandfather let me drink some. Holy shit was it bad. I tried dumping in tons of sugar but nothing made me understand why anybody would ever drink this shit.
 
Black coffee or espresso?? Cuz espresso tastes amazing for someone who doesn't like black coffee. It also pairs well nicotine so i drink it a lot
 
I don't like it either.
 
It gives me panic attacks
 
I like it lol
 
After women, the most disappointing thing in life I've ever experienced is coffee.

When I was a kid, I thought it smelled so good. When I was 10, my grandfather let me drink some. Holy shit was it bad. I tried dumping in tons of sugar but nothing made me understand why anybody would ever drink this shit.
I'm 40+ and very rarely drink it. I've had it a few times. It always tasted too bitter for me and too hot. I like cold drinks.
 
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I like coffee, but I drink tea way more often
 
I like coffee but i don't drink it anymore since i developed a panic and anxiety disorder.
 
I'm 40+ and have never drank it. I've had it a few times. It always tasted too bitter for me and too hot. I like cold drinks.
Coffee doesn’t have to be hot though

Iced coffee exists
 
I'm 40+ and have never drank it. I've had it a few times.
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Holy shit was it bad. I tried dumping in tons of sugar but nothing made me understand why anybody would ever drink this shit.
I feel the same way about beer and alcohol. I don't drink that either because of the awful taste.

I don't handle "adult foods/drinks" very well. Kinda like adult romance, can't do that either (age 40+ KHHV+touchless+dateless).
 
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I drink it all the time
 
BASED ANIMECEL2D DAMMIT
 
Coffee tastes very different depending on how it's prepared. French press coffee with milk tastes nice to me, but not much else. That said, coffee makes me feel too energetic, prevents me from sleeping, and I typically just end up regretting drinking it.
 
Coffee is good for you.
 
I drink vanilla lattes because of ER
 
Coffee doesn’t have to be hot though

Iced coffee exists
I forgot about iced coffee. Still don't like it though. Either it's too bitter or there's way too much added sugar.
 
there's way too much added sugar.
Yeah that’s true. Especially if you grab one of those bottled iced coffees in the supermarket, it’s more like a very sweet coffee-flavoured milkshake than anything else
 
I stay with what I learned in music lesson from when germans were based.

C-o-f-f-e-e don't drink coffee, coffee!
not for children is the turkish potion,
weakens the nerves, makes you pale and sick.
 
I sometimes pour vodka in the coffee.
 
I drink it out of necessity because I am so good damn tired in the mornings. But I usually wash out the bad taste with orange juice afterwards.
 
I've switched from regular coffee to decaf cause it was giving me migraines.
 
you haven't had good coffe
 
As I'm no coffee connoisseur (only pulled shots at a hole in the wall) I didn't understand why people drink americanos but I imagine it goes refreshingly well with grub like basic sandwiches on a hotter day otherwise they're winging it. I only drink espresso with milk and some sugar or creamer, prefer it cold. Creamer added is alright but too much and you can't taste the espresso. Although I have a sweet tooth coffee should taste like coffee, not sugar and syrup. If you have a sweet cookie with less extra flavored coffee it can be alright.
 
chocolate milk mogs to death
 
Never understood the appeal
 
I get my caffeine from energy drinks
 
I drink it as it's easy caffeine.
 
I have been drinking coffee since I was 8 because I grew up in a family addicted to it. I used to drink coffee with sugar+cream until I was 15, then I switched to straight black coffee. Needless to say I'm physically dependent on it
 
I had it once, it was included in the package at my grandmothers funeral, and my parents made me have some as we couldn't let it go to waste.
 
I don't mind coffee too much i will drink it from time to time.
 
coffee is okay but I avoid drinking too much of it since it makes my heart race
 
After women, the most disappointing thing in life I've ever experienced is coffee.

When I was a kid, I thought it smelled so good. When I was 10, my grandfather let me drink some. Holy shit was it bad. I tried dumping in tons of sugar but nothing made me understand why anybody would ever drink this shit.
I'm a tea drinker personally. It's much more based. It tastes better on its own and comes in endless variations and flavors. And it is good both hot and cold, for any season, time, or occasion.

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I like coffee, but I drink tea way more often
Based
 
coffee is always the best just add sugar and milk and heat it it becomes peak
 
I don’t smoke. I don’t drink alcohol. I don’t drink coffee.
 
I smoke. I drink alcohol. I drink coffee
 
Same with energy drinks, they taste horrid compared to other soft drinks. I geniuelly don't know how people drink them. I forced to drink one on the night before my final exam to try to lock in and it was so bad in taste
 
Coffee is awesome, black, just with cream and also with cream and honey.

Yes, I use Honey to sweeten it because sugar is bad.
 
After women, the most disappointing thing in life I've ever experienced is coffee.

When I was a kid, I thought it smelled so good. When I was 10, my grandfather let me drink some. Holy shit was it bad. I tried dumping in tons of sugar but nothing made me understand why anybody would ever drink this shit.
Nothing relatable with incel traits.
 
Coffee is awesome, black, just with cream and also with cream and honey.

Yes, I use Honey to sweeten it because sugar is bad.
Yeah coffee tastes great with honey added but isn’t it still mostly sugar at the end of the day?

is the difference between honey and table sugar really that great?
 
Yeah coffee tastes great with honey added but isn’t it still mostly sugar at the end of the day?

is the difference between honey and table sugar really that great?
There is a difference. Your body reacts differently to it.

In fact, consumption of honey does not cause an insulin spike, like any table sugar does.

Also, there is a difference between drinking fruit juice and eating fruit.

If you eat the fruit, it won't spike your insulin like crazy and won't be bad for your heart as the body takes longer to absorb all that sugar.

But if you drink fruit juice, it is basically highly concentrated sugar and that is even bad for the hard.
It is taxing for the human heart.
 
GOYffee sucks.
 

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