Based [Incel-Trait] Being a terrible driver (If you have a car)

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I have a suspicion that most incels are terrible drivers. I was driving to work this morning on the highway, when I accidentally slammed on my breaks. In return, the car behind me slammed on his breaks, leading the car behind him to completely destroy the back of his car. This made a chain reaction causing about 5 cars to get into a collision. I was watching through my rear-view mirror. I didn't stop though, I kept driving foward jfl.
 
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lmao based af if true
 
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What about carracecels? They cope by spending all their time and money on car racing!
 
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HappilySingle said:
What about carracecels? They cope by spending all their time and money on car racing!
 
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I drive dangerously because I halfway hope I will crash and die
 
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HappilySingle said:
What about carracecels? They cope by spending all their time and money on car racing!
What does carrace mean
 
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notice how most if not all formula one drivers are handsome as fuck chads? you need confidence, reflexes and skills to be a good driver imo. something all incels dont have
 
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Gunnersup said:
What does carrace mean
They drive racing cars which they pay for themselves and lose every race.
 
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Literally every thread about driving includes him jfl
 
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Not your fault, its the fault of dumbasses who drive 10 feet behind the car in front of them on the interstate with speeds 60mph+\80kmh+
 
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pretty based ngl. if those normies were good drivers they would have kept a safe distance behind the car in front of them
 
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I would probably be a terrible driver, if i could drive to begin with.
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Not your fault, its the fault of dumbasses who drive 10 feet behind the car in front of them on the interstate with speeds 60mph+\80kmh+

Yeah so many people drive only a couple of meters behind you on higher speed roads JFL.

I like cruising and keeping a good distance to the car in front of me. Much more chill :feelsokman:
 
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HappilySingle said:
They drive racing cars which they pay for themselves and lose every race.
Oh I didn't comprehend that carrace meant car race. It's over for me.
 
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HappilySingle said:
What about carracecels? They cope by spending all their time and money on car racing!

I’m jealous
Copemaxx said:
notice how most if not all formula one drivers are handsome as fuck chads? you need confidence, reflexes and skills to be a good driver imo. something all incels dont have

100%

Even my old driving instructor talked about this.
 
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Gunnersup said:
I accidentally slammed on my breaks. In return, the car behind me slammed on his breaks, leading the car behind him to completely destroy the back of his car. This made a chain reaction causing about 5 cars to get into a collision.
That's not really your fault, it's the fag behind you tailgating and not leaving space in front of them.

I see bad normie and ESPECIALLY bad toilet drivers. In fact a normie almost ran me over in a full size pickup while I was riding my bike a couple months ago.
 
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I can't drive
 
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BraincelsRefugee said:
That's not really your fault, it's the fag behind you tailgating and not leaving space in front of them.

I see bad normie and ESPECIALLY bad toilet drivers. In fact a normie almost ran me over in a full size pickup while I was riding my bike a couple months ago.
 
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Idk, I drive pretty good, but I drive very carefully, not to cause any problems probably due to anxiety. Many other idiots flash me or go behind me on the right part, my engine stops sometimes. But the attractive guys I know they drive reckless because they are confident and is considered badass
 
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FBIcels frothing at the mouth at this

I'm an alright driver when I'm driving alone, but driving with someone as a passenger is difficult as I get easily distracted by their talking.
 
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DarthSpectra said:
Idk, I drive pretty good, but I drive very carefully, not to cause any problems probably due to anxiety.
 
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You need confidencemaxx to be a good driver...
 
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I'm yet to have an accident or anything. I'd say I'm fairly confident driving
 
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I started the whole driving licence process like 5 years ago and got near the point of taking the test, but then fell by the wayside and haven't bothered even trying for like 4 years or more now. I know i'd be a fucking awful driver and probably dead within a month.

Incels and aspies simply don't have the ability to detect the will or desire of other humans. I can't even walk in a straight line, always doing the whole "you go this way, I'll go this way" confused dilemma shit when my path crosses that of a normie.

When you have shit genetics, it's usually better to not even try.
 
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I kinda want to learn to drive. Driving at night listening to my favourite autistic game soundtrack sound like a good life for me.
 
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I'm not a bad driver tbh
 
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I passed both my tests for the regular license at 16, and the one that lets you drive on highway alone at like 18, on first time. Driving is possibly one of the easiest things you can do tbh. Unless you have a legit neuro condition like muscular atrophy, I don't see how you can fail. I still remember the fat old foid who tried to fail me on my higher license test, just cause she didn't like my face.
 
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DarthSpectra said:
Idk, I drive pretty good, but I drive very carefully, not to cause any problems probably due to anxiety. Many other idiots flash me or go behind me on the right part, my engine stops sometimes. But the attractive guys I know they drive reckless because they are confident and is considered badass
Same, I am a young Moroccan single guy who is 5'7", so I fit the reckless driver stereotype perfectly, but I always drive safely and follow all the rules.
 
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I'm a decent driver. a lot better than any foid.
 
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PEETER said:
I kinda want to learn to drive. Driving at night listening to my favourite autistic game soundtrack sound like a good life for me.
 
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I have a car addiction. It’s a privilege, so do my best to drive safe. That also keeps my car insurance affordable.

 
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def incel trait. driving is very frustrating
 
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FrailPaleStaleMale said:
I'm yet to have an accident or anything. I'd say I'm fairly confident driving
 
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I always drive 20 MPH over the speed limit. I've never got a ticket yet. I've been pulled over a couple times for speeding though and got warnings. But I live in the country so cops are uncommon where I live.
RandomGuy said:
I have a car addiction. It’s a privilege, so do my best to drive safe. That also keeps my car insurance affordable.


I love cars too, man! What kind of car(s) do you have? Are we allowed to say?
 
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Just another brag thread. To be honest, I do not get such thread i nthe first place. When I talk about it, people attack me for it. Also lol at all people here who use this thread in order to brag.
I say only one thing here. The only real incel trait is, that you are unale to drive.
 
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This tbh, i have a driver's licence but end up never using the car because I get bullied everytime by other drivers
 
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