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SuicideFuel incel-tier trait : if a girl ever does let us kiss her we will probably prematurely ejaculate due to lack of experience

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Seriously though this is one of my major fears, even if you got a girl giving you a chance she would be disgusted and disappointed and you came close to ascension for nothing.
 
EASY advice for kisscels who dont know how to turn a kiss in to sex: Just put your hand in her panties

Shes already letting you touch her intimately and sexually so the only reason it wouldnt turn in to sex is if you were high inhib. Just put your hand in panties theory
 
funni vid one of the classics, but I don't think that's physically possible unless you have some kind of major genetic defect. Pretty sure ejaculating from just pure touch is just a meme.
 
I'm pretty sure that's not how premature ejaculation works.
 
funni vid one of the classics, but I don't think that's physically possible unless you have some kind of major genetic defect. Pretty sure ejaculating from just pure touch is just a meme.
definitely real. anxiety + youngcel could do that to you
 
you must not watch a lot of hentai
 
When I kissed my large breasted aryan gf this didn’t happen so idk
 
I thinking the same, kissing and petting would definitely do that to me.
 
i doubt it. i had issues cumming even when i was inside a foid.
 
I had fears like that too.
They were proven wrong when I was with my first escort.
 
wizard is a kid fucker
I would not still call myself a wizard if that were the case.
EASY advice for kisscels who dont know how to turn a kiss in to sex: Just put your hand in her panties
Shes already letting you touch her intimately and sexually so the only reason it wouldnt turn in to sex is if you were high inhib. Just put your hand in panties theory
I believe there are IRL examples where if you try this the girl would grab hand and say 'no' and get pissed off if you progress
ie you're not chad so she doesn't actually want you cum, she's just practising kissing you so she'll be a better kisser for chad
you must not watch a lot of hentai
I don't understand what you mean
 
If you can make out with a girl you are 90% on the way to sex.
 
Actually no, you might get so nervous that even though you are horny, your dick doesn't work
 
EASY advice for kisscels who dont know how to turn a kiss in to sex: Just put your hand in her panties

Shes already letting you touch her intimately and sexually so the only reason it wouldnt turn in to sex is if you were high inhib. Just put your hand in panties theory
It's better to put your hand on her thigh and slowly slide it towards her panties.

It's less "risky" if she's not into it and builds tension
 
It's better to put your hand on her thigh and slowly slide it towards her panties.
are you assuming here she's wearing a dress or something? couldn't really go thigh>panties without going over waistband if it's jeans/sweatpants

let's theorize some more about how to make out with girls guys we have loads of experience amirite
 
You should all be banned on sight. Bunch of fakecel scum.
 
You should all be banned on sight. Bunch of fakecel scum.
they're just LARPing from their red-pill PUA past
if you didn't go through that process and skipped right to blackpill then you're higher-IQ or a truer-cel but it doesn't mean they're not your bros
 
You used to escortcel did you not?
I think he's responding to the way guys are talking as if they know how to warm girls up, which wouldn't seem like an escort
 
i feel like if a girl kissed me, or even held hands with me, i would get a full erection.

that’s pathetic
 
My problem is getting the kiss tho
 
Ngl this semi happened to me. I was 18 though at the time so now i wonder id imwould react as strongly as back then.
she sat next to me. Our knees and shoulders were touching. I was stuttering and shivering. Bad day to wear khakis. I was fully erect. She called me a virgin then demanded i drive her home which was like 5mins away. I did. We drove in silwnce. she got out and slammed the door and i saw her go inside. Her younger sister waved to me. I tried to wave back but idk if she saw since older sister was furious and putting on a show like the stupid bitxh she was.

i went to adjust my penis. Pinched the shaft skin and came immediatwly. A thunderous cum. The kind that shot so hard i had to close my eyes and relax and regain my composure. Huge yogurt everywhere in my khakis. Every time i moved i could feel it all over. Slimey. Sticky. Against all my hairy bottom region areas.

mind you we didnt even make out. She never even touched me. If we did do anything physical there is no doubt in my mind i would have involuntarily ejaculated and probably passed out
 
:chad:
you could've ascended
this is going to sound a lot sadder than i make it out to be but the sister was 300 pounds and 16
her sister was literally a dancer and 14. she had a fucking smoking body. i dont know exactly what the kind of dance is called but she did mexican/latin dancing in sort of the clothes shown in the pic. i knew her sister (at the very least) liked talking to me and we got along just fine but the fat hippo would never leave me alone with her. she would have made an amazing wife. if only i had the balls to ask out that 14yo on a date (but ngl some classmates knew i talked to her and were calling me pedo even though i just turned 18 and she was 14 and i never even sexually suggested anything. just me talking to a 14yo had all my classmates calling me pedo wtf)
 

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ngl some classmates knew i talked to her and were calling me pedo even though i just turned 18 and she was 14 and i never even sexually suggested anything. just me talking to a 14yo had all my classmates calling me pedo wtf
Haven't stayed in contact with any classmates since leaving school, I think we overvalue their importance. If they're out of your life regardless might as well take a gamble on a cute wife
 
You will produce a lot of precum though
 

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