Splintercel
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I saw a thread on the forum regarding an incel score to decide whether you're a truecel or not. I felt the formula needed refining and have thus updated and simplified the test. I have decided to leave controllable factors out where possible (smellcel or fatcel is volcel, etc). I am open to suggestions on changes to this system, and will make alterations based on popular demand. However, this system has been devised through years of peer-reviewed research from the brightest scholars so I can assure it is unbiased and accurate. Post your scores and lets see if this fits people's self-assessments.
Keep track of your bonus incel stars * as these will adjust your score later.
THE INCEL SCORE TEST
Which description best describes your face?
Chad. You are a genetic god with a desirable jawline and hunter eyes = 0
Chadlite. Pretty boy or general masculine face, but mogged by Chad = 0.5
Norman. Generally average features, slight asymmetry but all around relatively normal = 1.5
Ugly. Undesirable features (e.g. noticeable asymmetry, acne, recessed jaw) = 2
Deformed. You have a genuinely deformed face (e.g. lazy eye, burns) = 2.5 *
What’s your hairline like?
Perfect hairline = 0
Thinning or recessed = 1
Noticeably balding or bald = 1.5 *
What’s your height?
Megamanlet. 5’4 and under = 1.5 *
Manlet in denial. 5’5 to 5’9 = 1
Average. 5’9 to 6’0 = 0.5
Optimum. 6’1 to 6’7 = 0
Freakishly large. 6’7 and above = 0.5
Which option best describes your race?
True white = 0
White other = 0.5
Light skinned black = 0.5
Taco = 1
Rice = 1
Curry = 1.5 *
Brown rice = 1.5 *
Heart of Darkness = 1.5 *
What’s your body like?
Chad = 0
Normal and/or slightly skinny or overweight = 0.5
Deformed frame and/or anorexic or obese = 1 *
Are you rich?
Yes = 0
No = 0.5
How would you describe your mental state?
Sound mind = 0
Generally nervous disposition or slight social anxiety = 0.5
Social anxiety, sociopath or borderline insane = 1
Autistic, crippling anxiety or have a severe, diagnosed mental disorder = 1.5 *
Add up your score now.
If you are above 20 years old: Round your score up to nearest 0.5.
If you are above 25 years old: Round your score up to nearest whole number.
Are you female?
Yes = Round score down to 0 and leave.
Are you gay and/or transgender?
Yes = Halve your score.
If you have 2 bonus incel stars: Add 10 to your score then divide by 2 (so 6 = 8 for dumbcels).
If you have 3 or more bonus incel stars: Don’t bother with this quiz, you’re a truecel.
SCORING
0 – 1.5: Chad
Femoids will form around you in a ravenous flock.
1.5 – 2.5: Chadlite
You’ll have access to Chad’s leftovers and average femoids. Cucked only by Chad, you are a settling option for most femoids.
2.5 – 4.5: Normie
You should find a subhuman wife or perhaps even an average woman if you betabux or looksmax, but you will likely be cucked in the future.
4.5 – 6.5: Dubious incel
Probably incel but through a miracle or divine intervention you may have the privilege of one day being laid or entering an LTR (but will later be cucked).
6.5 – 8.5: Incel
You are destined to die alone.
8.5 – 10: Absolute truecel
A physical repulsion, you are the true incel of incels. You bring about pestilence wherever you walk and are beneath animals on the evolutionary spectrum.
LDAR for life or rope.
Keep track of your bonus incel stars * as these will adjust your score later.
THE INCEL SCORE TEST
Which description best describes your face?
Chad. You are a genetic god with a desirable jawline and hunter eyes = 0
Chadlite. Pretty boy or general masculine face, but mogged by Chad = 0.5
Norman. Generally average features, slight asymmetry but all around relatively normal = 1.5
Ugly. Undesirable features (e.g. noticeable asymmetry, acne, recessed jaw) = 2
Deformed. You have a genuinely deformed face (e.g. lazy eye, burns) = 2.5 *
What’s your hairline like?
Perfect hairline = 0
Thinning or recessed = 1
Noticeably balding or bald = 1.5 *
What’s your height?
Megamanlet. 5’4 and under = 1.5 *
Manlet in denial. 5’5 to 5’9 = 1
Average. 5’9 to 6’0 = 0.5
Optimum. 6’1 to 6’7 = 0
Freakishly large. 6’7 and above = 0.5
Which option best describes your race?
True white = 0
White other = 0.5
Light skinned black = 0.5
Taco = 1
Rice = 1
Curry = 1.5 *
Brown rice = 1.5 *
Heart of Darkness = 1.5 *
What’s your body like?
Chad = 0
Normal and/or slightly skinny or overweight = 0.5
Deformed frame and/or anorexic or obese = 1 *
Are you rich?
Yes = 0
No = 0.5
How would you describe your mental state?
Sound mind = 0
Generally nervous disposition or slight social anxiety = 0.5
Social anxiety, sociopath or borderline insane = 1
Autistic, crippling anxiety or have a severe, diagnosed mental disorder = 1.5 *
Add up your score now.
If you are above 20 years old: Round your score up to nearest 0.5.
If you are above 25 years old: Round your score up to nearest whole number.
Are you female?
Yes = Round score down to 0 and leave.
Are you gay and/or transgender?
Yes = Halve your score.
If you have 2 bonus incel stars: Add 10 to your score then divide by 2 (so 6 = 8 for dumbcels).
If you have 3 or more bonus incel stars: Don’t bother with this quiz, you’re a truecel.
SCORING
0 – 1.5: Chad
Femoids will form around you in a ravenous flock.
1.5 – 2.5: Chadlite
You’ll have access to Chad’s leftovers and average femoids. Cucked only by Chad, you are a settling option for most femoids.
2.5 – 4.5: Normie
You should find a subhuman wife or perhaps even an average woman if you betabux or looksmax, but you will likely be cucked in the future.
4.5 – 6.5: Dubious incel
Probably incel but through a miracle or divine intervention you may have the privilege of one day being laid or entering an LTR (but will later be cucked).
6.5 – 8.5: Incel
You are destined to die alone.
8.5 – 10: Absolute truecel
A physical repulsion, you are the true incel of incels. You bring about pestilence wherever you walk and are beneath animals on the evolutionary spectrum.
LDAR for life or rope.
