- Nov 14, 2017
Hunchcuck: note the negative canthal tilt
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame was published in 1831 and is perhaps one of the first literary interpretations of a beta orbiter. As you can see from the picture above, Quasimodo was an archetypal framecel with bottom tier genetics.
Esmeralda was an ethnic Stacey who attracted many men, including our incel protagonist and his Chadlite / social outcast bro Frollo. Esmeralda's primary love interest is Captain Phoebus, described as a good-looking Chad who only wants to seduce Esmeralda for his own sexual benefit. For saving Esmeralda early in the book, Quasimodo is sentenced to flogging. What is Esmeralda's punishment? A hypergamous arranged marriage to popular French poet and Chad, Gringoire (see below).
Chadierre: this interpretation is essentially a masculine morph of Zyros
Phoebus, Esmeralda's primary love interest, is later almost murdered by looksmaxing wannabe Frollo. She is charged for the murder (this wouldn't of happened in society today, but females were rightfully less empowered in those days). Quasimodo saves her from her fate yet again.
Quasimodo then staves off a Gypsy attack (who are actually Esmeralda's other betas) in an attempt to protect her and win her heart. He unwillingly leads the King's men to Esmeralda under the guise of Chadlites being his allies. Frollo saves Esmeralda from the King, but she rejects him again as she only wants Chad. This enrages Frollo, who rightfully leaves Esmeralda to hang for her crimes.
Quasimodo pushes Frollo's brother to his death.
That's what happens in the novel. What happens after that? It could be fairly assumed that Quasimodo still dies a virgin, and is most likely sentenced to hanging himself for murder. He may have escaped the King's men and lived out the rest of his days as a KHHV, his only friends being his pigeons and dakimakura.
'Do the right thing'
'Have a good heart'
'Just smile bro'
... so long as you are saving Stacey.
Quasimodo did all of this and still died a virgin.
Quasimodo is the equivalent to a cucktears poster. He was a degenerate and an insult to incels everywhere. He should've accepted his inceldom early on and pushed that bitch off of the cathedral.