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Discussion Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers are the ultimate incels

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I have been watching horror movies lately, not a genre I normally watched, and I noticed how the most popular killers had incel upbringings. Ever noticed how these two have a bunch of incel traits? I will list them

Michael Myers

(Based on the 2007 remake) Ten year old Michael Myers wears a mask because he wants to hide his face because he is made fun of at school and outside of school for being ugly. His mother doesn't like that he does this and indirectly gives the "You're not ugly, be confident!" stupid advice. He knows her advice is dumb, but he loves her anyway which sums up the relationship between many incels and their mothers.

His sister lives a different life, she has a lot of sex, is popular, has a boyfriend, dresses so slutty that even her step-father wants to sleep with her. She calls Michael a freak, makes jokes at his expense, gets her boyfriend to indirectly irritate him and more.

His stepfather calls him a faggot, retarded, and throws cigarettes at him and much more and even insults Michael's baby sister. The only people that love Michael? His mother and baby sister. He loves them both too.

On Halloween, his mother has to leave to go somewhere, and she tells her daughter to take Michael trick or treating. She says yes, but only as a deception. Instead she goes upstairs to sleep with her degenerate boyfriend. Michael is hurt that he was deceived and decides he will go ER on his entire family besides his mother and baby sister.

Jason Voorhees

Born with a severe facial deformity, Jason was bullied, had an absent father, and the only one who cared for him was his mother. He would wear a hockey mask to hide his face because he was so ashamed. Later on, his mother was ruthlessly killed by some park rangers, he was rumored to be dead too, but instead was left to live in the forest at the camp crystal lake surviving by hunting animals. After all of this, he just wanted to be left alone, the park to remain shut down, but whoever owns the land opens it back up again, making it impossible for Jason to have privacy. He then goes ER on the trespassers who tend to be nudist teenagers. Later on he gets kidnapped, taken to space, and then kills the kidnappers to try and get back to the camp.

If they were good looking they'd be seen as tragically misunderstood.

Thoughts?
 
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Jason is Sub 2 facially
 
I have been watching horror movies lately, not a genre I normally watched, and I noticed how the most popular killers had incel upbringings. Ever noticed how these two have a bunch of incel traits? I will list them

Michael Myers

(Based on the 2007 remake) Ten year old Michael Myers wears a mask because he wants to hide his face because he is made fun of at school and outside of school for being ugly. His mother doesn't like that he does this and indirectly gives the "You're not ugly, be confident!" stupid advice. He knows her advice is dumb, but he loves her anyway which sums up the relationship between many incels and their mothers.

His sister lives a different life, she has a lot of sex, is popular, has a boyfriend, dresses so slutty that even her step-father wants to sleep with her. She calls Michael a freak, makes jokes at his expense, gets her boyfriend to indirectly irritate him and more.

His stepfather calls him a faggot, retarded, and throws cigarettes at him and much more and even insults Michael's baby sister. The only people that love Michael? His mother and baby sister. He loves them both too.

On Halloween, his mother has to leave to go somewhere, and she tells her daughter to take Michael trick or treating. She says yes, but only as a deception. Instead she goes upstairs to sleep with her degenerate boyfriend. Michael is hurt that he was deceived and decides he will go ER on his entire family besides his mother and baby sister.

Jason Voorhees

Born with a severe facial deformity, Jason was bullied, had an absent father, and the only one who cared for him was his mother. He would wear a hockey mask to hide his face because he was so ashamed. Later on, his mother was ruthlessly killed by some park rangers, he was rumored to be dead too, but instead was left to live in the forest at the camp crystal lake surviving by hunting animals. After all of this, he just wanted to be left alone, the park to remain shut down, but whoever owns the land opens it back up again, making it impossible for Jason to have privacy. He then goes ER on the trespassers who tend to be nudist teenagers. Later on he gets kidnapped, taken to space, and then kills the kidnappers to try and get back to the camp.

If they were good looking they'd be seen as tragically misunderstood.

Thoughts?
you have no looks
you have no life buddyboyos
 
Not the ultimate incels since Jason and Michael are 6'5 and 6'7 respectively.
 
His sister lives a different life, she has a lot of sex, is popular, has a boyfriend, dresses so slutty that even her step-father wants to sleep with her. She calls Michael a freak, makes jokes at his expense, gets her boyfriend to indirectly irritate him and more.

What happens to her in the movie ?
 
Ed Gein .. Tops them All.
 
Not the ultimate incels since Jason and Michael are 6'5 and 6'7 respectively.
the quiet old farmer was 5'5 lil' Eddie .. he loved lady fingers so Much ... he went on to Make burgers out of Lady parts ... Ed Gein .. a nice quiet man ..
 
Not the ultimate incels since Jason and Michael are 6'5 and 6'7 respectively.
No, base-form Michael Myers is 6'2" and Jason Voorhees is 6'3". You're thinking of Freddy vs Jason and Rob Zombie's Halloween.
 
Michael and Jason are top-tier slashers and heroes to us all. They only do good for humanity by erasing evil sex-havers and degenerates alike. Good riddance.
 
Not the ultimate incels since Jason and Michael are 6'5 and 6'7 respectively.
Google Jason voorhees face and Michael myers face
 
Google Jason voorhees face and Michael myers face
I know they're grotesque, but they're not the "ultimate incels" because of their heights.
 
Ed Gein .. Tops them All.
Based! Ed Gein is the og slasher who inspired Psycho,The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silence of The Lambs and many more without him we probably wouldn’t even have the slasher sub genre or characters like Freddy Krueger,Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers etc
 
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees,Michael Myers and Leatherface are all based underrated incel saints and the slasher genre in general is black pilled as fuck!
 
Michael and Jason are top-tier slashers and heroes to us all. They only do good for humanity by erasing evil sex-havers and degenerates alike. Good riddance.
Yep Let’s also not forget Freddy Krueger and Leatherface too four based black pilled top tier slasher gods
 
Good analysis. I knew Jason was a hERo.
 
Not the ultimate incels since Jason and Michael are 6'5 and 6'7 respectively.
They wouldn’t be in a movie if they were short :blackpill:
 
I love Friday the 13th
 
Michael and Jason are top-tier slashers and heroes to us all. They only do good for humanity by erasing evil sex-havers and degenerates alike. Good riddance.
forgetting about my boy leatherface
 
Yes they are especially jason also both are based
 
the only inkwell slasher is Freddy, no toilets simp for him
 

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