Story In PES 2014 for PSP I created a team of tallcels vs manlets and made them play against each other

[thespanishcel]

Good old times. In one team all players were minimum 210cm tall while in the other they were maximum 155cm tall, don't know how much is that in feet sorry Americancels. Watching them play against each other was so wacky and funny, sometimes I was the tallcels and absolutely destroyed the manlets but in other matches I played as them and they won their personal David vs Goliath. Fun fact for some reason almost every time I tackled a manlet they were injured and had to be replaced but when a manlet tackled a tallcel it didn't happen kek. I wish I still had that savegame I would show you screenshots. Also the manlet captain was a currycel with Elvis' pompadour while the tallcel captain was a filipino with a samurai haircut (chonmage?), PES editor had some funny haircuts to choose at the end. Both had all stats maxed at 99 so the rivalry was very intense.

Btw we can say that every PES game for PSP after PES 6 was just a reskin of PES 6 so they were really good games. Much better than FIFA which had awful graphics and boring gameplay.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Most important question: which team won the most games?

 

[ForevrAlone]

Most important question: which team won the most games?

Which one do you think?

 

[thespanishcel]

Never was a fan of sports or sports games tbh

Now I don't like them either but there was a time I was really into sports simulators. I even played Madden and NHL despite American football and ice hockey being very unpopular sports in Spain. It was so exotic and different for me I found it cool.

 

[ForevrAlone]

Never was a fan of sports or sports games tbh

Sports "games" were always normie copes tbh.

 

[thespanishcel]

Most important question: which team won the most games?

Tallcels easy.

 

[PLA1092]

Never was a fan of sports or sports games tbh

true tbh, only played nba 2k a couple of times

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Tallcels easy.

Brutal

Which one do you think?

I kinda expected that result of tallfags winning

 

[ForevrAlone]

Tallcels easy.

There's no such thing as "tallcels"

 

[thespanishcel]

Just compare the height difference between the tallest and shortest player you could create with the editor. It never began.

 

[thespanishcel]

There's no such thing as "tallcels"

Jsanza29 is like 6'3 (in the incel wiki it says that) and he's a truecel 30yo virgin

 

[ForevrAlone]

Jsanza29 is like 6'3 (in the incel wiki it says that) and he's a truecel 30yo virgin

It's like saying that a sub5, 5'3 manlet GOBLIN can get a girlfriend because ONE or two ugly guys have GF's.

Stop cherry picking, tallcels are fakecels 99.9999999% of times.

 

[wei#3959]

Height isn’t that much of an advantage in soccer

 

[thespanishcel]

The most epic moment was a penalty shootout when a manlet scored the decisive penalty and they won against all odds.

 

[Puppeter]

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Just compare the height difference between the tallest and shortest player you could create with the editor. It never began.

220cm is ludicrous

 

[Puppeter]

Height isn’t that much of an advantage in soccer

Totally its not like every team has 190cm+ captains and goalkeepers 194cm

 

[PopeOfCope]

It's like saying that a sub5, 5'3 manlet GOBLIN can get a girlfriend because ONE or two ugly guys have GF's.

Stop cherry picking, tallcels are fakecels 99.9999999% of times.

Objectively true.
Tallfags know they have an advantage because they can't stop fucking bringing it up. It's an easy question: would you rather be one standard deviation taller or shorter? Every guy is going to pick taller.
No such thing as a tallcel

 

[Wolnir]

I play FUT on FIFA 23 regularly and manlets are the best attacking players because of how agile they are. The manlet defenders and goalkeepers are obviously useless though.