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JFL Imagine joining the FBI and then being tasked with infiltrating an incel forum

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Imagine joining the FBI thinking youre gonna do cool shit like staging false flags or going after highly wanted criminals. But instead, you get tasked with monitoring an incel forum :lul:


Thats so fucking funny when you think about it :feelskek:
 
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They are getting paid a full salary to be doing what you’re doing right now for free and then they get to go home and fuck their Stacy wife.
 
I don’t need to imagine
 
people overestimate the importance of this forum, they're doing it the other way, without spending much of agents time
 
Yeah, most glowie work is unironically boring desk job shit like this. A lot of it done by women
 
I don't have to imagine, civilian :feelsYall: :feelsLSD:
 
well at least work wouldn't be so boring
 
one of us could be from FBI me op and commenters anyone could be from FBI :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels:
 

"infiltrating"​

as if we are some mafia family, any retard can make an account here easily
 
Imagine being an FBI agent and having to read one of my threads :feelsEhh:
 
They do it while their wives are being fucked by niggers
 
that's most desk jobs. doing nothing or completely pointless bullshit. They are basically welfare kweens living off their cushy government jobs. comfy af tbh :feelscomfy:
 
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They are getting paid a full salary to be doing what you’re doing right now for free and then they get to go home and fuck their Stacy wife.
Tyrone fucks her while that Betabuxxer is on duty.
 
They are getting paid a full salary to be doing what you’re doing right now for free and then they get to go home and fuck their Stacy wife.
Yeah it’s one of the most brutal mogs there is man
 
I don’t need to imagine
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I doubt the ones who get tasked with sitting in some back room monitoring incels via covert .is accounts are the elite super agents.

They'll be the older dead wood, or they'll be last year's recruits who didn't impress their supervisors because they just aren't quite smart enough or good enough.

Agent Chad and Agent Tyrone probably make fun of Agent Neville from INCEL squad all the time. Hell, Chad probably tripped Neville in the canteen like it's high school all over again.
 
easiest job ever. You could pretty much program a bot to just respond with:
  • based
  • brutal
  • over
  • never began
  • no ______ for your face
  • picture of OP's avi
 
It would be a very comfy job ngl.

Wake up at 7am-8am, drive to work, greet people, shit post on .is and whatever else the feds are watching, then go home.
 

"infiltrating"​

as if we are some mafia family, any retard can make an account here easily
some people acting like this forum is some secret underground dark-net shit
 
staging false flags
Staging false flags accomplishes nothing if you can't control the narrative afterwards.

Killing JFK was a piece of cake. The hard work was deluding the American people with thousands of conspiracy theories that point at every possible direction (except the kikes, of course) to prevent the people from understanding the event. Same for sandy hook etc.

or going after highly wanted criminals
The FBI and the CIA are the ones who got them there. Or do you think the "war on drugs" isn't about selecting winners and losers among drug dealers and cartels?
 
Staging false flags accomplishes nothing if you can't control the narrative afterwards.

Killing JFK was a piece of cake. The hard work was deluding the American people with thousands of conspiracy theories that point at every possible direction (except the kikes, of course) to prevent the people from understanding the event. Same for sandy hook etc.


The FBI and the CIA are the ones who got them there. Or do you think the "war on drugs" isn't about selecting winners and losers among drug dealers and cartels?
High IQ

Nancy Lanza was a gun runner

Newtown is apparently a really sketchy place, not dangerous like a nig ghetto but rather a front for sinister shit form what I’ve heard
 

"infiltrating"​

as if we are some mafia family, any retard can make an account here easily
You don't ever admit the existence of this forum ever
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I don't think the feds actually give that much of a shit to be honest, they have other things to deal with like drugs than people like us. The only reason we would get in trouble is if our family members, friends or anyone who we live with tipped them off.
 
I don't have to imagine.
 
Seems like an easy job.
 
The answer: make society more inclusive to unattractive men. Simple.

You're just here for their promotion. I remember when another incel forum had
a journalist on there, who was looking for dangerous incels, all the while the moderators
(incel) was constantly banning people who was talking about jihad. (who knows who
they were maybe terrorists)

Even incels are susceptible to those kinds of mindsets.
 
Elon is probably firing these FBI niggas rn
 
@curryboy420 ’s job
 
Imagine joining the FBI thinking youre gonna do cool shit like staging false flags or going after highly wanted criminals. But instead, you get tasked with monitoring an incel forum :lul:


Thats so fucking funny when you think about it :feelskek:
Wouldn’t mind having that job
 

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