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With burgers, hot dogs, steaks, brisket, chicken

and we’d hire some girls too to dance naked and give lap dances while we eat our bbq
 
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Wonder which of the users would turn out to be chads.
 
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Caesercel said:
Wonder which of the users would turn out to be chads.
OP, to start with would be one of the chads
 
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Animecel2D said:
OP, to start with would be one of the chads
Except he's a ricecel... or so he says
 
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WØLF said:
Except he's a ricecel... or so he says
Yeah no, he will ascend by the end of the year unless he locks himself up in his room
 
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Animecel2D said:
You don't believe him?
Animecel2D said:
he will ascend by the end of the year unless he locks himself up in his room
I guess it depends? Like if OP is in college then yeah, he could ascend in that time frame (assuming he's actually incel ofc). He also seems NT and just generally normie af
 
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It would be full of awkward silence
 
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WØLF said:
You don't believe him?

I guess it depends? Like if OP is in college then yeah, he could ascend in that time frame (assuming he's actually incel ofc). He also seems NT and just generally normie af
OP sent me his pics he looks nothing like a ricecel and isn’t a manlet
 
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Yeah, but also get some booze and drugs in. Then we will feel good, and we can go around throwing potatoes at foids on the street.
 
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mNFwTJ3wz9 said:
Where are the curries?
They are in the fbi van monitoring the forum and communications between us incels
 
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Animecel2D said:
OP sent me his pics he looks nothing like a ricecel and isn’t a manlet
Then is he a spic or some shit? How tall would you say he is? Also what would you rate him on the PSL scale lol
 
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NBAYoungBoy said:
With burgers, hot dogs, steaks, brisket, chicken

and we’d hire some girls too to dance naked and give lap dances while we eat our bbq
I think there's a high likelihood someone would go ER if you bring in the girls
 
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Animecel2D said:
They are in the fbi van monitoring the forum and communications between us incels
the curry tech support pill whitepilled me
 
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bbq the fakecels
 
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Caesercel said:
Wonder which of the users would turn out to be chads.
RREEEEEEEEE @RREEEEEEEEE wouldn’t come because he is islam coping and it is haram.
Animecel2D @Animecel2D would be on his phone the whole time trying to post max in the incel forum.
FinnCel @FinnCel would raid and drink all the alcohol, leaving none for anyone else.
tehgymcel420 @tehgymcel420 would come out as the 6 foot green eyed pale skinmed gigachad that he is and flood the bbq with women.
Edmund_Kemper @Edmund_Kemper will murder a few of the women there.
ThoughtfulCel @ThoughtfulCel would go on a rampage and kill a few fakecels and rape a few foids.
Transcended Trucel @Transcended Trucel meditation coping would fail, and he will snap and go ER on everyone.

Oh, and Ritalincel @Ritalincel would be in the corner having a seizure, -BrettyBoy- @-BrettyBoy- continues dancing, and chudur-budur @chudur-budur will be jerking off publicly to all of it
 
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who? great part here is neet
 
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Yup you’re definitely a nigger with this whole NBA young boy shit.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
Animecel2D @Animecel2D would be on his phone the whole time trying to post max in the incel forum.
not phone but a tablet, otherwise completely accurate
 
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Animecel2D said:
not phone but a tablet, otherwise completely accurate
:lul::lul::feelsokman:
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
ThoughtfulCel @ThoughtfulCel would go on a rampage and kill a few fakecels and rape a few foids.
This is extremely accurate.
 
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ilieknothing said:
It would be full of awkward silence
And fart sounds
 
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ThoughtfulCel said:
This is extremely accurate.
:lul::lul::feelsokman:
based tbh, what you would do
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
:lul::lul::feelsokman:
based tbh, what you would do

To make a long story short. Id Go ape
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
RREEEEEEEEE @RREEEEEEEEE
Oh, and Ritalincel @Ritalincel would be in the corner having a seizure, -BrettyBoy- @-BrettyBoy-

 
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Are dates allowed?
 
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Animecel2D said:
OP sent me his pics
a trucel never shares his pics. OP = Chang confirmed
 
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mog fest - highschool 3.0
 
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I'd want to but my parents wouldn't let me.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
@tehgymcel420 would come out as the 6 foot green eyed pale skinmed gigachad that he is and flood the bbq with women.
My eyes are a slightly green hazel, and I'm not good looking, I'm ethnic.
 
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Would there be chicks showing up?
 
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the would probably fucking suck. we got any mexicancels that could cook up some tasty shit?
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
RREEEEEEEEE @RREEEEEEEEE wouldn’t come because he is islam coping and it is haram.
Animecel2D @Animecel2D would be on his phone the whole time trying to post max in the incel forum.
FinnCel @FinnCel would raid and drink all the alcohol, leaving none for anyone else.
tehgymcel420 @tehgymcel420 would come out as the 6 foot green eyed pale skinmed gigachad that he is and flood the bbq with women.
Edmund_Kemper @Edmund_Kemper will murder a few of the women there.
ThoughtfulCel @ThoughtfulCel would go on a rampage and kill a few fakecels and rape a few foids.
Transcended Trucel @Transcended Trucel meditation coping would fail, and he will snap and go ER on everyone.

Oh, and Ritalincel @Ritalincel would be in the corner having a seizure, -BrettyBoy- @-BrettyBoy- continues dancing, and chudur-budur @chudur-budur will be jerking off publicly to all of it
You forgot me :feelswhat:

I would be shutting down thoughtlesscel's attempt at a rampage and hold him down like a good boy on my leash :dab:


 
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Dregster666 said:
You forgot me :feelswhat:

I would be shutting down thoughtlesscel's attempt at a rampage and hold him down like a good boy on my leash :dab:


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You would arrive early and be first, just to tell the bbq party thrower that you broke the party hymen and no one who comes after that will ever be able to make as great of an entrance as you. You will then proceed to go back home because you are too shy to confront your oni-chan chudur budur when he will come later on.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
You would arrive early and be first, just to tell the bbq party thrower that you broke the party hymen and no one who comes after that will ever be able to make as great of an entrance as you.

:dab::feelzez:
Copexodius Maximus said:
You will then proceed to go back home because you are too shy to confront your oni-chan chudur budur when he will come later on.
This is where you got it completely wrong :feelswhat:

What actually happens will be this

Dregster666 said:
I would be shutting down thoughtlesscel's attempt at a rampage and hold him down like a good boy on my leash :dab:


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Wait for all invited guests, present my pet ape to the Great ChudurBudur and then be the last one to leave while I wait for my special cage to properly put away my pet ape :feelsmage:
 
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Pancakecel said:
Yeah, but also get some booze and drugs in. Then we will feel good, and we can go around throwing potatoes at foids on the street.
 
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Dregster666 said:
:dab::feelzez:

This is where you got it completely wrong :feelswhat:

What actually happens will be this


Wait for all invited guests, present my pet ape to the Great ChudurBudur and then be the last one to leave while I wait for my special cage to properly put away my pet ape :feelsmage:
:lul::lul::lul:
kangaroos trying to control apes. What a sight
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
:lul::lul::lul:
kangaroos trying to control apes. What a sight
I never larped as the kangaroo :feelstastyman:
 
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Dregster666 said:
I never larped as the kangaroo :feelstastyman:
Doesn’t matter, that’s what I think of you as because of your avi. Obviously I know you’re not actually a kangaroo.
 
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Copexodius Maximus said:
Doesn’t matter, that’s what I think of you as because of your avi.

Twisting words to fit your own narrative

Nice try you filthy kike :feelsjuice:
Copexodius Maximus said:
Obviously I know you’re not actually a kangaroo.
So would you proclaim that thoughtlesscel isnt an actual gorilla or will your kikecells get triggered and defend his proclamations of being a gorilla :feelswhere:
 
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Dregster666 said:
Twisting words to fit your own narrative

Nice try you filthy kike :feelsjuice:

So would you proclaim that thoughtlesscel isnt an actual gorilla or will your kikecells get triggered and defend his proclamations of being a gorilla :feelswhere:
Let a nigga roleplay in peace. This forum is an escape from reality, chill out dude.
 
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