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Discussion I’m unironically thinking about making legit tinder account

azakhan

azakhan

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Last two days were hell, I was non stop drunk and I’m probably crazy or bipolar but I need to do this.
My last chance. Making tinder account. I’m either going to get a match (I win) or not and I’m roping before blue Monday. Tomorrow I will ask my mom to take a picture of men and I will make account on tinder.
Sorry for spelling I drank 11 shots of vodka in one hour it’s bad my liver hurts even though it has no nerves
 
see you on Tuesday
 
See you in the gun store
 
azakhan said:
If I don’t get a match I’m ending it I hit the low point in life but at least I will be rembered as a good quiet person not a lazy lunatic
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See you Tuesday
 
azakhan said:
If I don’t get a match I’m ending it I hit the low point in life but at least I will be rembered as a good quiet person not a lazy lunatic
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Livestream or it didn't happen.
 
Just actually try for once theory?
 
don't rope over some attention whores who only use their tinder accounts for validation. remember they have thousands of options if you really want to end it save yourself the embarrassment
 
Amacko said:
don't rope over some attention whores who only use their tinder accounts for validation. remember they have thousands of options if you really want to end it save yourself the embarrassment
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But I want those whores. I want sex I’m already late to the party o need it now I NEED TO FUCK
 
azakhan said:
Last and ultimate chance this time it will be different it has to be. I am ready for all eventualities
Last month to ascend
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Ok last chance, but what chances did you take before? Because unless you're chad, simply existing is not enough.
 
Angry_runt said:
Ok last chance, but what chances did you take before? Because unless you're chad, simply existing is not enough.
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I tried approaching few times I was always ignored or laughed at. I:not chad but maybe I will get lucky I pray to cosmic god
 
Don't rope over those hos. 80/20 rule. Even IT cucks agree that Tinder is a scam. You know shit is fucked when even they admit something is stacked against men.
 
See you every day for the rest of the year. Also hope you find success.
 
Speed said:
Don't rope over those hos. 80/20 rule. Even IT cucks agree that Tinder is a scam. You know shit is fucked when even they admit something is stacked against men.
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lol lame advice, what should he do wagecuck?
 
Personalityinkwell said:
lol lame advice, what should he do wagecuck?
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You're right, trying is better than LDAR. I'm just saying prepare for the worst. Roping over not getting tinder hos when they view 80% of all guys as ugly is silly. At least go to SEA for a week and be treated like a "Handsome man", before going out on account of tinder hos turning you down.
 
Speed said:
You're right, trying is better than LDAR. I'm just saying prepare for the worst. Roping over not getting tinder hos when they view 80% of all guys as ugly is silly. At least go to SEA for a week and be treated like a "Handsome man", before going out on account of tinder hos turning you down.
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If he wants to rope let him. Most people here want to but don't have the guts to. Life sucks as an incel and if they have the courage to end their own suffering more power to them
 
Speed said:
You're right, trying is better than LDAR. I'm just saying prepare for the worst. Roping over not getting tinder hos when they view 80% of all guys as ugly is silly. At least go to SEA for a week and be treated like a "Handsome man", before going out on account of tinder hos turning you down.
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I am prepared for the worst trust me bro, not even prepared I just know it is going to happen
btw I found a funny video ngl
 
azakhan said:
Making tinder account. I’m either going to get a match (I win) or not and I’m roping before blue Monday.
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Good luck, man. Hope a miracle happens for ya.
 
I would prefer the rope over tinder ngl
 
azakhan said:
Thanks bro it;'s my last chance at this life.

Is it really tha t bad?
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Meh probably not,but I actually refuse to take part in that,tinder is basically the reason why even the fattest most disgusting femoid can get a chad in no time to fuck.
 
Comfycel said:
Meh probably not,but I actually refuse to take part in that,tinder is basically the reason why even the fattest most disgusting femoid can get a chad in no time to fuck.
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tbh I don't want a fat gf call me valcel but I want slim one
I was praying for 2 hours to second symbol of mercury impossible to become possible I hope ocultism is not a joke bros
 
If that doesn't work, post your face on lookism as a last resort to. That'll completely eliminate the denial you have
 
Thank God my shit android doesn't even run tinder anymore. It's like my phone it's telling me that is over and i shouldn't even try. Every time i install this shit all i get is a white screen, but that is for the better.
 
Shigechi said:
Thank God my shit android doesn't even run tinder anymore. It's like my phone it's telling me that is over and i shouldn't even try. Every time i install this shit all i get is a white screen, but that is for the better.
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you should listen to universe it's giving you a message
 
Don't do it, it will only confirm your low to non-existent SMV and be potent suifuel.
 
Ricecel X said:
Don't do it, it will only confirm your low to non-existent SMV and be potent suifuel.
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that;s what I'm partially counting on, to give me enough suifuel I get courage to rope before i"m old
 
Good luck Chad. Just remember to stay confident. :chad:
 
At least give yourself a chance with some favorable angles, good lighting, and maybe some light photoshop.
 
Tinder is the ultimate suifuel for any sub 8 male tbh.
 
Good luck.
Im gonna rope this year tbh, we are not welcome in this world.
 
Same but it would be too much ropefuel
 
lifefuel if OP is fakecels.

brutal blackpill if your actually an incel.

back when i was 18-19 i tried tinder for several months and didnt get a single match, havent tried tinder in 4+ years.
 
Good luck. Hopefully you can make few matches and get a "hi" back.
 
just lol you havent even tried tinder all this time??
 
Not good bros. I have no matches
 
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